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Reaprar Recaps: Cblogs of 01.09.08
Reaprar | 9:03 PM on 09.01.2008 62 comments


[Early post today, mainly because I'm suffering from mass insomnia, attempting to go sleep again now, and I just plain got shit to do.]

We return with MORE RECAPS, This is some CONSISTANT SHIT, YO. Reapisms after the recap.


*- An awesome post which was SUCESSFULLY DERAILED, FUCK YEAH.
*- RandomBullsEye continues his Old school Beat 'em Up retrospective. Separation Anxiety was awesome.


M- I didn't read this because apparently it has some kind of spoilers in it.
M- SEVERELY DISAPOINTED.
M- Mother fucking fetch quests.
M- Eh, it was pretty poor, the game was awesome though. Needs less wall of text.


E- Kadosho Recaps some pax stuffz, I'm jealous.
E- I feel your pain, deeply so.
H- ElfAngel Shows you his work area, mostly animoo


N- Virtual console press release today, I sure have been waiting on "My Aquarium"! Can't wait to get into the action.
N- Fallout = Fifa
R- Brad reviews too human, I review why I was excited about this game, I give myself a 0/10.
R- Alex Reflects on MGS4, much spoilers apparently.
T- Do games make you Rage?
T- I love me some team killing.
T- Fallout DS? Would you plays it?

A- Best lamp EVER
F- I had no interest in it to begin with, I find that if you expect the worst with video game movies, you're going to be delightfully surprised more often than not when it's atleast average.
S- Conrad's PAX swag, I envy you greatly.


L- Asda the MMO, I lol'd, also ASDA is owned by Wal-Mart? Who knew?
R- Didn't we already have one of these? either way, it's pretty nice.
R- I also enjoy nukes.
?- I have no idea what this is about.
?- I don't know what adventure time is, but it's NVGR.
?- Wickdswagger is taking a degree in game design or someshit.


F- I love it when idiots ramble on about nothing.
F- Lucas called, he wants his wall of text back.
F- Poorly written, and the problem is with you, not the games.
F- Forums, we have them.
F- Sorry meng, this is what the FORUMS are for.


Congratulations! You've warrented a section all in your own.

I've been awake for the last 30+ hours, no reapisms today either.

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Dao2-SKP's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 21:10
Dao2-SKP
Yay i'm under "I have no idea what this shit is about" \o/ WOOOOOT
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 21:16
Dynamic Sheep
Reaprar is my hero!
T-rav's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 21:17
T-rav
Lol, new section, in effect.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 21:18
VWGTI
LOL WIN
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 21:19
randombullseye
Hooray! The mighty Reaprar picked my humble blog post!

Does that mean I officially don't suck?
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 21:20
Electro Lemon
Aaaaaaaand there goes another Dtoider.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 21:21
aborto thefetus
Aw fuck, this isn't going to turn out well.
T-rav's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 21:26
T-rav
Maybe we can hit 200 again. XD
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 21:29
MrSadistic
Oh man I love VideoCompiler.

I love you too Reaprar, and I mean in da butt.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 21:33
aborto thefetus
I agree with T-Rav. we have to prove that there are other ways to get a lot of comments other than turning Dtoid into fucking Myspace.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 21:40
aborto thefetus
So? we can still do it. I have faith in the Dtoid community.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 21:50
MechaMonkey
Ditto to Lemon's comment.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 21:56
Shin Oni
cranky bitch, go to sleep.
NadjaRiot's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:01
NadjaRiot
Awww I am so flattered!
Arcanum's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:03
Arcanum
i saw this coming
T-rav's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:04
T-rav
AND SO IT BEGINS.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:06
Dynamic Sheep
Reaprar + Nadjariot = BFFs Forever
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:10
Sharpless
Uh oh, Reaprar! She's one of those kinds of whores! The kind that take your insults and take them as compliments! Better work on a new gameplan! To the Whore Room!
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:11
superflossy
hahahaha oh shit. i'm lovin' the WHORE section. but not as much as i love you Reaprar.
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:12
kaciesaurus
ehhh, I do not condone this.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:15
TrailerParkJesus
loldaaaaang

I'm down for 200.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:15
randombullseye
Quick someone make a sexist statement!
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:16
aborto thefetus
Yes! It's happening!
Dao2-SKP's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:18
Dao2-SKP
I'VE GOT A FEVER

AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS 200 COMMENTS
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:18
randombullseye
What's happening Aborto? My retrogoggles are too thick to see. Because of all the castle crashing and beat em upping.
Dao2-SKP's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:22
Dao2-SKP
Alright lets see

Halo sucks

Starcraft was generic mediocre rts that ruined the rts genre, everyone after it tried to copy and since then we've had a downward spiral of rts'.

Chun-Li is not hot and big thighs are for bbws
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:23
TrailerParkJesus
oh shit Heretic's here!

Where's Kyosuke Nanbu?
NadjaRiot's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:24
NadjaRiot
That starcraft comment was OUT OF LINE!!!!! :p
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:30
aborto thefetus
Odin Sphere is a pile of horse shit.

COME ON LETS DO THIS!
NadjaRiot's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:32
NadjaRiot
Hmm I actually agree about odin sphere to an extent, it would have played better on the GC. ^_^
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:35
nebones
Hey, what's going on in this blog?
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:37
randombullseye
All anime, video games, and everything else in the world sucks and I hate it.
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:38
norm9
Great recap.

However, not enough boobage.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:40
Wexx
Pissing in an ocean of piss? ...
Dao2-SKP's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:40
Dao2-SKP
SHIT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

The world stopped turning

and that's how humanity popped the moon out of it's eye.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:44
TrailerParkJesus
Where the fuck is MeepJeep?
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:49
njsykora
I love you Reaprar.

Now shut the fuck up and let me do my Tuesday.
Dao2-SKP's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:52
Dao2-SKP
@ randombullseye - this statement is a travesty :|
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:56
Usedtabe
Am I early or late for the 200 comments?
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:56
Scrixx
Whores will be whores Reaprar.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:56
MechaMonkey
Nothing will overtop TPJ's MeepJeep reference. Go home folks, it's all over.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 22:57
randombullseye
Scrixx comment made me laugh out my nose.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 23:11
Electro Lemon
I always thought you redefined adorable, reaprar :)
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 23:12
MrSadistic
Fuck you guys, I'm going to Kotaku.
Dao2-SKP's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 23:21
Dao2-SKP
@ MECHAMONKEY - NO

get the shit in gear guys :| 200!
T-rav's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 23:28
T-rav
Lol @ Gynecologist Cobra's reference.
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 23:34
Krow
Blizzard ruined PC gaming.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 23:58
F Whipple
Shaq fu wasn't a total piece of trash

(I may be somewhat serious about this)
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 23:58
mix
Tl;Dr
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2008 00:30
Electro Lemon
I don't get the meepjeep joke. Kind of. The PS3 winner, I get that, but wat.
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