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OSup, I'm Reaprar/PenisBeam and I'm about to make you have a triple orgasm with my words, and my rock.

Cblog Recaps - I do these sometimes, it's hard work, but fufilling, besides, I get to read what you all write, which could be good or bad, but either way I'm READING THINGS

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Reaprar recaps - 30/05/08
Reaprar \| 8:25 PM on 05.30.2008	18 comments

[Today's recap is a little earlier than usual, this isn't to shit on whoever's doing the re-cap tommorow, but it's just because I've had a busy day, I'm tired, and I have a Battlefield demo to play.]

Today's recap might be a little rushed, long story short I've been unexpectedly out all day, so I've had to throw this together at the last moment.

Also, if you haven't already, please start your hype machines for something that rhymes with 'MailFast'.

*- I RUV CHWARWEE!! Happy Birthday Bud!

*- BEAR FORCE.. ONE! BEAR.. FORCE.. HOO-HAAH!! BEAR FORCE.. RIGHT ROOOOOUND!

*- FINISH... ME?

*- MOAR CARDS! I DEMAND MOAR CARDZ!

*- Short answer = Yes. Long answer = YEEEEEEEEEEES.

A- TL;DR Juggz.
S- I'm not even going to pretend I read this, something about movies and games and great ones? I don't know, but apparently this is the seventh!
M- TL;DFR, But battle network sucks, and you suck for liking it.
M- Trev Monthly Muses himself all over the carpet.
M- Did.. anyone love heavenly sword? This one is a no-brainer, I'd put that ho in the kitchen and make it a cooking mama/god of war mash-up.
M- You're essentially trying to make a whole new game here, Mortal Kombat was always silly and over the top, and it always took place in out-world, I don't think you quite get this whole, monthly musing thing.
M- Maybe you should try and.. take it broader, and talk about Mechcommander in general, rather than just, you know, the second one. Hell, I'd go as far into RTS's in general, the whole genre is getting stagnated.

C- CBlog Xbox Scavenger Hunt (Ends TOMMOROWZ!)
C- Vexed Alex's Halo 3 FNF contest
C- The ultimate contest of life, the universe and everything (Ends TODAYZ)
C- The New Adventures of Pokemon; The prize, Bill Cosby. Wait what?!
C- Age of Conan booze contest
C- Skribble Mindteaser 1
C- SWEET SWEET MICROSOFT POINTS, I LONG FOR THEM, THEY ARE PERFECT IN EVERYWAY, EXCEPT FOR THE LINGERING STENCH.

E- HOUSTON, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?
F- Shipero is ready to friday, are you?
F- *sigh* My dreams of joining you guys in TF2 will never come true, I hate this pc.
I- Some dude thinks people care about his name or something.
I-Some Dragon Furry guy is here, woo?
R.I.P- Alas, we hardly knew ye.

N- Sometimes, when I read stuff like this I say 'facepalm' outloud.
N- Njsykora tells us about this week's EU VC update.
N- Super Mario RPG Coming to japan.. I didn't expect that one to happen, I guess we can hope for a worldwide release? I think best week ever!'s will be in order.
N- Rock Band DLC!
V- Reclusive Spirit brings us a Far Cry 2 Tech demo, Reaprar sprays her womanly juices all over the place.
V- OH HEY LOOKIT THAT I POSTED SOMETHING AND IT WAS A VIDEO GAME THING AND THEY WERE FAR AND CRYING AND HAD TRAILERS IN THEM
V- S0lesurviv0r shows us one of the best TF2 players I've ever seen.. Sucks compared to me, ofcourse, but good for you mortal men.
V- Power Glove shares with us the New castlevania trailer, looks good, Also XBLA releases for next week.
V- Too human video, co-op multiplayer.. Yeah, no one really cares about this game anymore, least of all me.
V- There's a new Tecmo bowl coming out? Um.. why?
R- Mushroom Head(Or, Alphastupidnumbers) reviews Sin and Punishment.
V- Looks too much like kingdom hearts to me, not interested in the slightest.
V- A rip-off of the Flash version of portal, but it's on the DS, so that makes it okay.. right?
T- Tokyo Chicken (best name ever btw) has fears that are Shadowy, Colossus and Irrational.
T- Nilcam thinks it's the year of the shmup, his blog doesn't really go anywhere though, so I'm putting this in 'thoughts'.
T- Yashoki's thoughts on Castlevania ____Of____.
T- Didn't read much of this, but someone needs to re-read things before he gets angry about it.
T- Perri shares some thoughts on game-overs, pretty well written, worth a read.

A- Matthew Blake haz an secret comicz!
F- Blindside reviews some movie I've never heard of.
F- ReBoot returns? NO! PLEASE, GOD, NO! FUCKING UGH GOD DAMN IT! That show was fucking terrible.
F- Venture bros Season 3 TOMMOROW! Too bad we only get five episodes repeating over and over on our crippled version of [adult swim]
F- Gibbo makes some summary of the new Indy movie, spoilers inside.

L- This will haunt my nightmares.
L- Sorry Sonia, you're under-arrest for being TOO DAMN HAWT!!
L- Kotaku, you're so silly. So hypocritically silly.
R- Hamza tells us YTMND is going to be late, just like.. mail.. HAHA! GET IT!? because of mailboxes.. and.. letters and.. yeah..
R- -D- Tells us to go buy prey for 15 Dolrars, too bad pretty much everyone already has it.
R- There's two things Brilliam likes to do, drink and play video games. (Tl;DR)
R- Fuck you microsoft, no, fuck you, you knew Vista was bugged, then you have the fucking cheek to roll in here a year later with windows 7? Fuck you.
L- MOAR LIKE, ROCK WANK! Lol'd hard.
R- Where in the world is our floppy-haired dream boat? (The one that's not chee, I mean.)
R- Apparently my old WAIFU Luc bernard left, and now he's back, Uh, yay?
?- Blah blah castlevania something girl blah.

S- OH HAY GUIZ OUR GOOD FRIEND JONDARKWOOD DUN TOLD US THAT YOUTUBE CAN GETS HIGHER KWAL-EL-TEEZ
S- Tad slow, still faster than Dtoid though!
S- I wish I could put this in fail and slowpoke, I really do.
F- While I agree it's a problem, this is what PMs are for, or atleast at a stretch - the forums.
F- Wow, a 'test post' havent seen one of those in a while.
F- Oh, I do hope it ends soon.
F- Wow.. thanks for telling us how to use a feature built-in to the 360, I mean really, it's right there in the manual, this isn't a "work around".
F- Out. Just.. Just get out. ugh.
F- Worst comparison I've ever read, and you're fucking retarded if you think Nintendo would change the end of a game in the last five months, fuck, I'm sure development would have already been finished by that time.
F- Forums. Lazyness isn't an excuse.

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I leave you with the comedic stylings of The Mighty Boosh, Adieu.

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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14

peeetah

Omfg forumz hide this plzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Matthew Blake

Thanks for linking to my page; now it's a secret to everybody. :P

Tug Your God Out

Meh, you suck too.

MrSadistic

Old.

Get your penis (or vagina) off of Dtoid.

pendelton21

D'ya think you could ever love me, Reprar?

MrSadistic

what about sex games

Shin Oni

Reaprar where's my dildo? you're slackin sir.

Crunshii

laim+10 :D

taumpytears

You did a good job reaprar.

Clint

Thanks for covering for me on such short notice Reaprar :) Nice job with the recap!

Tamz

HAHAHAHAHA Hummous

mistic

great job again man :-)
kudos for keeping it up :-)

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Excel-2011

Two for two. Hoo hah.

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