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Hey guys.. I uh.. I need to confess something.. [Yes, I'm a girl]
Reaprar | 12:47 AM on 03.24.2008 152 comments


After reading SuperFlossy's blog earlier.. I decided us girl gamers need to stand up for ourselfs. Too long I've been pretending to be a guy, just because I didn't wanna be told to 'get back to the kitchen and play cooking mama' I'm a gamer damn it! just because I have a small, tight wet vagina doesn't mean that I can't beat smash bros on intense mode or I can't whore the spartan lazer in halo.. This is why I don't speak in FNFs, because every time I go online I get hurled abuse, I just wanna be treated like everyone else, do my boobs give off some kind homing beacon for assholes? I just wanna get out there and show you guys what I can do, because I'll easily kick your ass with peach and rip off your penis while I'm doing it. Girl Gamers arent toys. We're not gunna stand for it anymore. -Reaprar



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Wedge's Destructoid Blog
Bunny girl.

Segasonicdude's Destructoid Blog
KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The Way You Reacted to Most of the Comments youve Replied to gave it away

It Reminded me of my sisters and how they always win a Argument by Dumbfounding me
Pedro Blandino's Destructoid Blog
i call bullshit.
there are noo girls on the internet.
vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
GTFO.
Cutie Honey's Destructoid Blog
It's okay, sis! I'm into some dudes!
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
The internet sure is confusing.
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
I'm confused. Is this serious business or are we all still on the "make fun of SuperFlossy" business.

I realize that you've already pre-empted "pics or it didn't happen," but that could imaginably be a girlfriend or a sister or somebody.

Not that there would be anything wrong with you being female, it's just kind of crazy when you think somebody's a dude and it turns out they're not. Although, if you're being serious, it does show the sad state that online gaming and the Internet in general is in, when you have to hide that you're a woman just to avoid obnoxious people.

But then, now that I think about it, if you want to avoid obnoxious people, you'd be best off staying away from the Internet in general, male or female.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
Shenanigans!
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
This is by far the greatest blog ever to grace Destructoid.

I think I may hide all of mine in your honor.
Segasonicdude's Destructoid Blog
"PenisBeam"

That Name is Infinitely funnier Now
sevink's Destructoid Blog
See this is my view on the gamer girl thing. I could give a fuck less if your a girl, guy, black white. The reason people go "OMG GIRL GAMER" is because people like you and whoever try to make a big deal out of it. I commend you for being honest now but again, be whoever you are, and little by little people won't care which is what people want. Personally when I see someone in a wheel chair or mentally slow, people want to help them, fuck that. All they want is to be treated equally, and you know how you do that? Stop giving a shit if they are in a wheel chair. Sorry Kinda small rant. but anyways.


Your hot lets hook up Druggedouthooker is my aim LETS ROCK! lol
HarassmentPanda's Destructoid Blog
!Cock Guillotine++
Shin Oni's Destructoid Blog
...so wait, you're tired of hiding your girl status (which I don't care if you're guy or girl. you're a gamer.) yet the "also cocks" pick is inviting me for some cock?

I just don't get it. stop confusing us.
tsunamikitsune's Destructoid Blog
WHAT?!

MY WHOLE WORLD HAS JUST BEEN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

Anyway, while we're all sharing, I'm a girl, too.
ZServ's Destructoid Blog
OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
HarassmentPanda's Destructoid Blog
I'm a girl.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I'm a girl.
Wedge's Destructoid Blog
OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
Hitogoroshi's Destructoid Blog
OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
Hitogoroshi's Destructoid Blog
!Zserv--
vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
Guys. I have to be honest....




I...I'm a Velociraptor.

I was really shy about my horribly lizardy skin and I didn't want people judging me because of that. I'm also not very good at video games because I only have three fingers. I didn't want people to feel sorry for me. With practice I could be as good as any of you other five fingered creatures.

But no longer will I be afraid of what I am! I'm a Velociraptor. And I'm no longer going to stand for this discrimination.
Redzie's Destructoid Blog
IT A REVERSE TRAP!
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
thats nice. lets talk about video games again please? guy, girl, velociraptor... I couldn't care less.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
One more for the road:


king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
I HIGHLY DOUBT IT, but what the hell

OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
DrNutt's Destructoid Blog
You're still an asshole.
Wedge's Destructoid Blog
I know times are trying people, but I believe I can answer all the questions and alleviate the confusion.


Dyson's Destructoid Blog
O_o So is everyone a girl?

Also, still like you!
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
Like Wardrox said: Everyone on the internet is a girl.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
!COCK GUILLOTINE++
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Copyright+2008+Agent+Chieftain/you-ll-regret-clicking-on-this-link--77289.phtml]Also, naked pics of Reaprar. God, this shit is so disgusting, why am I linking you to this?
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
Im not sure what to make of this. I would compare the hands in the brawl pic tot he hands in the girl pic but hen i realized i am not in the cia and not capable of such matlockery.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
Oh wow, I'm a failure.
!AgentChieftain--
HarassmentPanda's Destructoid Blog
"Penis: Smashes planets."
Gangles's Destructoid Blog
Girl power! Major kudos.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
WHY WEDGE WHY
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
TOASTING IN AN EPIC BREAD

AfroJoel's Destructoid Blog
thanks for the erection :(
HarassmentPanda's Destructoid Blog
Anyone who's currently awake, for a good time with Reaprar:

#destructoid @ irc.dynastynet.net
s0lesurviv0r's Destructoid Blog
No, Reaprar, you get to crush them between your thighs. I've heard planet smashing is more pleasurable that way.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
lol wut? Grats on coming out Reaprar.
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
Wait a minute.

And you gave me shit?
lollercoaster's Destructoid Blog
This is all a farce, behold the true face of Reaprar!

madninja's Destructoid Blog
YOU MAKE MY PENIS HARD MMM BABY
HarassmentPanda's Destructoid Blog
02:38:49 <Reaprar> No matter how much you ask I'm not getting naked
02:38:51 <[ZServ]> im 16 :P
Pedro Blandino's Destructoid Blog
YOU MAKE MY PENIS HARD MMM BABY
madninja's Destructoid Blog
Damn you CJP!

Sorry, cjp made me click on a link and made me do that. Sorry. Sorry.Sorry.
TrailerParkJesus's Destructoid Blog
I think deep down inside, everyone is a girl
Video Cognito's Destructoid Blog
You're a girl!
Pedro Blandino's Destructoid Blog
cj tricked me. fucker -___-
also i dont give two shits if your a chick or a dude. good luck tho


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OSup, I'm Reaprar/PenisBeam and I'm about to make you have a triple orgasm with my words, and my rock.


Cblog Recaps - I do these sometimes, it's hard work, but fufilling, besides, I get to read what you all write, which could be good or bad, but either way I'm READING THINGS

Actually I'll put some actual information up here:
Sex: Female? Male? Maybe.
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Blogs serieses: Bitch yall know I aint got no rhyme nor reason all up in dis hizzy, I be freestylin dis bitch while ah ghost ride on the d-low!!
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