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OSup, I'm Reaprar/PenisBeam and I'm about to make you have a triple orgasm with my words, and my rock.


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Hey guys.. I uh.. I need to confess something.. [Yes, I'm a girl]
Reaprar | 12:47 AM on 03.24.2008 153 comments


After reading SuperFlossy's blog earlier.. I decided us girl gamers need to stand up for ourselfs. Too long I've been pretending to be a guy, just because I didn't wanna be told to 'get back to the kitchen and play cooking mama' I'm a gamer damn it! just because I have a small, tight wet vagina doesn't mean that I can't beat smash bros on intense mode or I can't whore the spartan lazer in halo.. This is why I don't speak in FNFs, because every time I go online I get hurled abuse, I just wanna be treated like everyone else, do my boobs give off some kind homing beacon for assholes? I just wanna get out there and show you guys what I can do, because I'll easily kick your ass with peach and rip off your penis while I'm doing it. Girl Gamers arent toys. We're not gunna stand for it anymore. -Reaprar



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Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 00:49
Wedge
Bunny girl.
Segasonicdude's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 00:51
Segasonicdude
KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The Way You Reacted to Most of the Comments youve Replied to gave it away

It Reminded me of my sisters and how they always win a Argument by Dumbfounding me
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 00:51
Pedro Blandino
i call bullshit.
there are noo girls on the internet.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 00:51
vexed alex
GTFO.
Cutie Honey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 00:52
Cutie Honey
It's okay, sis! I'm into some dudes!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 00:52
MrSadistic
The internet sure is confusing.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 00:53
Darren Nakamura
I'm confused. Is this serious business or are we all still on the "make fun of SuperFlossy" business.

I realize that you've already pre-empted "pics or it didn't happen," but that could imaginably be a girlfriend or a sister or somebody.

Not that there would be anything wrong with you being female, it's just kind of crazy when you think somebody's a dude and it turns out they're not. Although, if you're being serious, it does show the sad state that online gaming and the Internet in general is in, when you have to hide that you're a woman just to avoid obnoxious people.

But then, now that I think about it, if you want to avoid obnoxious people, you'd be best off staying away from the Internet in general, male or female.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 00:53
Bob Muir
Shenanigans!
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 00:54
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
This is by far the greatest blog ever to grace Destructoid.

I think I may hide all of mine in your honor.
Segasonicdude's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 00:54
Segasonicdude
"PenisBeam"

That Name is Infinitely funnier Now
sevink's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 00:56
sevink
See this is my view on the gamer girl thing. I could give a fuck less if your a girl, guy, black white. The reason people go "OMG GIRL GAMER" is because people like you and whoever try to make a big deal out of it. I commend you for being honest now but again, be whoever you are, and little by little people won't care which is what people want. Personally when I see someone in a wheel chair or mentally slow, people want to help them, fuck that. All they want is to be treated equally, and you know how you do that? Stop giving a shit if they are in a wheel chair. Sorry Kinda small rant. but anyways.


Your hot lets hook up Druggedouthooker is my aim LETS ROCK! lol
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 00:58
HarassmentPanda
!Cock Guillotine++
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:03
Shin Oni
...so wait, you're tired of hiding your girl status (which I don't care if you're guy or girl. you're a gamer.) yet the "also cocks" pick is inviting me for some cock?

I just don't get it. stop confusing us.
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:03
tsunamikitsune
WHAT?!

MY WHOLE WORLD HAS JUST BEEN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

Anyway, while we're all sharing, I'm a girl, too.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:05
ZServ
OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:05
HarassmentPanda
I'm a girl.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:05
MrSadistic
I'm a girl.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:05
Wedge
OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:05
Hitogoroshi
OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:07
Hitogoroshi
!Zserv--
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:08
vexed alex
Guys. I have to be honest....




I...I'm a Velociraptor.

I was really shy about my horribly lizardy skin and I didn't want people judging me because of that. I'm also not very good at video games because I only have three fingers. I didn't want people to feel sorry for me. With practice I could be as good as any of you other five fingered creatures.

But no longer will I be afraid of what I am! I'm a Velociraptor. And I'm no longer going to stand for this discrimination.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:09
Red TheHaze Veron
IT A REVERSE TRAP!
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:11
LarkOhiya
thats nice. lets talk about video games again please? guy, girl, velociraptor... I couldn't care less.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:12
MrSadistic
One more for the road:

king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:13
king3vbo
I HIGHLY DOUBT IT, but what the hell

OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:13
Samit Sarkar
OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
DrNutt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:13
DrNutt
You're still an asshole.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:13
Wedge
I know times are trying people, but I believe I can answer all the questions and alleviate the confusion.

Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:13
Dyson
O_o So is everyone a girl?

Also, still like you!
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:16
Neonie
Like Wardrox said: Everyone on the internet is a girl.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:16
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
!COCK GUILLOTINE++
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Copyright+2008+Agent+Chieftain/you-ll-regret-clicking-on-this-link--77289.phtml]Also, naked pics of Reaprar. God, this shit is so disgusting, why am I linking you to this?
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:17
taumpytears
Im not sure what to make of this. I would compare the hands in the brawl pic tot he hands in the girl pic but hen i realized i am not in the cia and not capable of such matlockery.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:17
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
Oh wow, I'm a failure.
!AgentChieftain--
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:17
HarassmentPanda
"Penis: Smashes planets."
Gangles's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:18
Gangles
Girl power! Major kudos.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:19
king3vbo
WHY WEDGE WHY
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:20
king3vbo
TOASTING IN AN EPIC BREAD
AfroJoel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:21
AfroJoel
thanks for the erection :(
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:21
HarassmentPanda
Anyone who's currently awake, for a good time with Reaprar:

#destructoid @ irc.dynastynet.net
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:25
s0lesurviv0r
No, Reaprar, you get to crush them between your thighs. I've heard planet smashing is more pleasurable that way.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:26
Aaron Mxy Yost
lol wut? Grats on coming out Reaprar.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:28
Cheeburga
Wait a minute.

And you gave me shit?
lollercoaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:32
lollercoaster
This is all a farce, behold the true face of Reaprar!
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:35
madninja
YOU MAKE MY PENIS HARD MMM BABY
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:35
HarassmentPanda
02:38:49 <Reaprar> No matter how much you ask I'm not getting naked
02:38:51 <[ZServ]> im 16 :P
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:36
Pedro Blandino
YOU MAKE MY PENIS HARD MMM BABY
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:36
madninja
Damn you CJP!

Sorry, cjp made me click on a link and made me do that. Sorry. Sorry.Sorry.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:37
TrailerParkJesus
I think deep down inside, everyone is a girl
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:37
Geoff Henao
You're a girl!
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 01:38
Pedro Blandino
cj tricked me. fucker -___-
also i dont give two shits if your a chick or a dude. good luck tho
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