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OSup, I'm Reaprar/PenisBeam and I'm about to make you have a triple orgasm with my words, and my rock.

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Yob: Omgnone, hoping to get some freelance web design work soon though, one day I'll have examples of my designs in this sidebar or something, kinda like Ceark with his drawings.
Blogs serieses: Bitch yall know I aint got no rhyme nor reason all up in dis hizzy, I be freestylin dis bitch while ah ghost ride on the d-low!!
Videos: I maik dem
Penis: Smashes planets.
Current Gen Consoles owned: Xbox360, wii
Email: Reaprar@gmail.com

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After reading SuperFlossy's blog earlier.. I decided us girl gamers need to stand up for ourselfs. Too long I've been pretending to be a guy, just because I didn't wanna be told to 'get back to the kitchen and play cooking mama' I'm a gamer damn it! just because I have a small, tight wet vagina doesn't mean that I can't beat smash bros on intense mode or I can't whore the spartan lazer in halo.. This is why I don't speak in FNFs, because every time I go online I get hurled abuse, I just wanna be treated like everyone else, do my boobs give off some kind homing beacon for assholes? I just wanna get out there and show you guys what I can do, because I'll easily kick your ass with peach and rip off your penis while I'm doing it. Girl Gamers arent toys. We're not gunna stand for it anymore. -Reaprar

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