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OSup, I'm Reaprar/PenisBeam and I'm about to make you have a triple orgasm with my words, and my rock.


Cblog Recaps - I do these sometimes, it's hard work, but fufilling, besides, I get to read what you all write, which could be good or bad, but either way I'm READING THINGS

Actually I'll put some actual information up here:
Sex: Female? Male? Maybe.
Age: ???
Yob: Omgnone, hoping to get some freelance web design work soon though, one day I'll have examples of my designs in this sidebar or something, kinda like Ceark with his drawings.
Blogs serieses: Bitch yall know I aint got no rhyme nor reason all up in dis hizzy, I be freestylin dis bitch while ah ghost ride on the d-low!!
Videos: I maik dem
Penis: Smashes planets.
Current Gen Consoles owned: Xbox360, wii
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Email: Reaprar@gmail.com
BoneSaw: REAPRAR IS REEEEADDYY



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After reading SuperFlossy's blog earlier.. I decided us girl gamers need to stand up for ourselfs. Too long I've been pretending to be a guy, just because I didn't wanna be told to 'get back to the kitchen and play cooking mama' I'm a gamer damn it! just because I have a small, tight wet vagina doesn't mean that I can't beat smash bros on intense mode or I can't whore the spartan lazer in halo.. This is why I don't speak in FNFs, because every time I go online I get hurled abuse, I just wanna be treated like everyone else, do my boobs give off some kind homing beacon for assholes? I just wanna get out there and show you guys what I can do, because I'll easily kick your ass with peach and rip off your penis while I'm doing it. Girl Gamers arent toys. We're not gunna stand for it anymore. -Reaprar



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Bunny girl.
KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The Way You Reacted to Most of the Comments youve Replied to gave it away

It Reminded me of my sisters and how they always win a Argument by Dumbfounding me
i call bullshit.
there are noo girls on the internet.
It's okay, sis! I'm into some dudes!
The internet sure is confusing.
I'm confused. Is this serious business or are we all still on the "make fun of SuperFlossy" business.

I realize that you've already pre-empted "pics or it didn't happen," but that could imaginably be a girlfriend or a sister or somebody.

Not that there would be anything wrong with you being female, it's just kind of crazy when you think somebody's a dude and it turns out they're not. Although, if you're being serious, it does show the sad state that online gaming and the Internet in general is in, when you have to hide that you're a woman just to avoid obnoxious people.

But then, now that I think about it, if you want to avoid obnoxious people, you'd be best off staying away from the Internet in general, male or female.
Shenanigans!
This is by far the greatest blog ever to grace Destructoid.

I think I may hide all of mine in your honor.
"PenisBeam"

That Name is Infinitely funnier Now
See this is my view on the gamer girl thing. I could give a fuck less if your a girl, guy, black white. The reason people go "OMG GIRL GAMER" is because people like you and whoever try to make a big deal out of it. I commend you for being honest now but again, be whoever you are, and little by little people won't care which is what people want. Personally when I see someone in a wheel chair or mentally slow, people want to help them, fuck that. All they want is to be treated equally, and you know how you do that? Stop giving a shit if they are in a wheel chair. Sorry Kinda small rant. but anyways.


Your hot lets hook up Druggedouthooker is my aim LETS ROCK! lol
!Cock Guillotine++
...so wait, you're tired of hiding your girl status (which I don't care if you're guy or girl. you're a gamer.) yet the "also cocks" pick is inviting me for some cock?

I just don't get it. stop confusing us.
WHAT?!

MY WHOLE WORLD HAS JUST BEEN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

Anyway, while we're all sharing, I'm a girl, too.
OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
I'm a girl.
I'm a girl.
OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
!Zserv--
Guys. I have to be honest....




I...I'm a Velociraptor.

I was really shy about my horribly lizardy skin and I didn't want people judging me because of that. I'm also not very good at video games because I only have three fingers. I didn't want people to feel sorry for me. With practice I could be as good as any of you other five fingered creatures.

But no longer will I be afraid of what I am! I'm a Velociraptor. And I'm no longer going to stand for this discrimination.
IT A REVERSE TRAP!
thats nice. lets talk about video games again please? guy, girl, velociraptor... I couldn't care less.
One more for the road:

I HIGHLY DOUBT IT, but what the hell

OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
You're still an asshole.
I know times are trying people, but I believe I can answer all the questions and alleviate the confusion.

O_o So is everyone a girl?

Also, still like you!
Like Wardrox said: Everyone on the internet is a girl.
!COCK GUILLOTINE++
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Copyright+2008+Agent+Chieftain/you-ll-regret-clicking-on-this-link--77289.phtml]Also, naked pics of Reaprar. God, this shit is so disgusting, why am I linking you to this?
Im not sure what to make of this. I would compare the hands in the brawl pic tot he hands in the girl pic but hen i realized i am not in the cia and not capable of such matlockery.
Oh wow, I'm a failure.
!AgentChieftain--
"Penis: Smashes planets."
Girl power! Major kudos.
WHY WEDGE WHY
TOASTING IN AN EPIC BREAD
thanks for the erection :(
Anyone who's currently awake, for a good time with Reaprar:

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No, Reaprar, you get to crush them between your thighs. I've heard planet smashing is more pleasurable that way.
lol wut? Grats on coming out Reaprar.
Wait a minute.

And you gave me shit?
This is all a farce, behold the true face of Reaprar!
YOU MAKE MY PENIS HARD MMM BABY
02:38:49 <Reaprar> No matter how much you ask I'm not getting naked
02:38:51 <[ZServ]> im 16 :P
YOU MAKE MY PENIS HARD MMM BABY
Damn you CJP!

Sorry, cjp made me click on a link and made me do that. Sorry. Sorry.Sorry.
I think deep down inside, everyone is a girl
You're a girl!
cj tricked me. fucker -___-
also i dont give two shits if your a chick or a dude. good luck tho

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