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Hey guys, BATTLETOADS!
Reaprar \| 11:27 PM on 04.16.2008	41 comments

HAHA! BATTLETOADS FOR THE WII! I CAN RELATE TO THAT SINCE I'M FROM THE INTERNET!

CURB STOMP!

[Also, I nearly didn't post this, but I thought I'd beat everyone else and do so anyway, I keep finding shit and forgetting to, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaw]

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37 comments | showing # 1 to 37

VWGTI says:
(# 0) on 04/16/2008 23:30

CURB STOMP!

That was epic.

king3vbo says:
(# 1) on 04/16/2008 23:31

YOU'RE A TROLL. OR A TOAD. OR A BATTLETOAD

king3vbo says:
(# 2) on 04/16/2008 23:31

that sounded way funnier in my head

MrSadistic says:
(# 3) on 04/16/2008 23:31

I want that "game" to rape me in a dark alley.

MrSadistic says:
(# 4) on 04/16/2008 23:36

owned.

Dr Milkdad says:
(# 5) on 04/16/2008 23:37

You made my day.

Southparker says:
(# 6) on 04/16/2008 23:38

It looks a bit gay if you ask me. WiiSucks would agree with me in saying it's awesome though.

Artemus says:
(# 7) on 04/16/2008 23:39

Ha ha! Funny, too funny!
I loved that fucking game...
Still, I have yet to beat the beast.
One day. One day...

MrSadistic says:
(# 8) on 04/16/2008 23:39

Reaprar is 007 and MrSadistic, but not coleslaw

Shin Oni says:
(# 9) on 04/16/2008 23:41

..why hasn't my battletoad threw something at my house yet? WHY!?!?!? WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

k

Southparker says:
(# 10) on 04/16/2008 23:41

Why won't you all see the truth?!? Destructoid sold out their greatest blogger. They will do it again, They will try to silence me too! Band together! bring back WiiSucks!

Silverback 55 says:
(# 11) on 04/16/2008 23:42

Don't worry Reaprar, I've always thought you sucked.

vexed alex says:
(# 12) on 04/16/2008 23:46

BATTLETROLL!

Conrad Zimmerman says:
(# 13) on 04/16/2008 23:48

I think the "pre-order" phone number on that website is for a Scientology chapter.

We believe in Totally Fair Gaming!
When you call in your preorder, you can enter yourself
in our GRAND PRIZE DRAWING, sound fair enough?
To be entered in the drawing, just make sure to ask our
operator to tell you about our "Fair Game Policy"

Hilarious.

Necros says:
(# 14) on 04/16/2008 23:53

Oh my god, a free Wii strap! I preordered ten copies!

AngelsDontBurn says:
(# 15) on 04/16/2008 23:57

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

GuitarAtomik says:
(# 16) on 04/16/2008 23:57

But seriously. They need to make a new Battletoads.

AngelsDontBurn says:
(# 17) on 04/17/2008 00:04

I agree!

WDot says:
(# 18) on 04/17/2008 00:15

Wow, I'm actually surprised that the website listed wasn't a Rick Roll, but then again they have a countdown timer 'til the game's "release date." We'll see what happens then.

Hooray for 4chan memes!

Joseph Leray says:
(# 19) on 04/17/2008 01:11

Taint of the internet.

DaedHead8 says:
(# 20) on 04/17/2008 01:32

awesome

TrailerParkJesus says:
(# 21) on 04/17/2008 01:38

I still have to finish Battle Toads/Double Dragon without cheat codes.

pendelton21 says:
(# 22) on 04/17/2008 01:43

...the fuck?

hpv says:
(# 23) on 04/17/2008 02:43

Fucking epic!

animateria says:
(# 24) on 04/17/2008 06:59

Something about muscular man boobs and buttocks that gives me the creeps about that vid.

Also hard nipples... Looks gay, literally.

Also... Being raped by battletoads doesn't sound so appealing.

:<

Johnny Blaze says:
(# 25) on 04/17/2008 07:11

This game was so muthafucking ass raping hard... I need that so bad in my life right now...

BlackSheep says:
(# 26) on 04/17/2008 07:40

i could just imagine how hard flying that fucking vehicle would be with the wii-mote :P

threw a few NES controllers..

fuckin' miss that game.

Puppetpallmich says:
(# 27) on 04/17/2008 07:54

so the number to preorder it on their website is to a scientology place in chicago..... loading up skype now

BlindsideDork says:
(# 28) on 04/17/2008 08:06

I so searched this before posting my blog...and it didn't come up and then after I post it it appears.

Dr Spaceman says:
(# 29) on 04/17/2008 08:26

There is blood in my snot. Either I should stop using cocaine, or go the doctor for some sinus meds, and then pound those nasally.

Oh yeah, Battletoads is awesome.

A Humble Mr Perfect says:
(# 30) on 04/17/2008 08:35

I got a riddle for you all:

What part of my body grows cartoonishly large when I slap someone with it?

Come here and I'll show you.

BlindsideDork says:
(# 31) on 04/17/2008 08:39

I hid my article dolt...and you seemed pretty convinced this was real in your tip email. Small text ftw.

MrSadistic says:
(# 32) on 04/17/2008 10:09

I have a furry vagina.

king3vbo says:
(# 33) on 04/17/2008 10:15

Its true, Sadistic does!

MrSadistic says:
(# 34) on 04/17/2008 16:57

I like rape! I love soft, sensual kisses.

AgentMOO says:
(# 35) on 04/17/2008 20:50

CURB SCROMP!

the GAMEGOBLIN says:
(# 36) on 04/17/2008 23:28

REVIEW

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