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CURB STOMP!
That was epic.
YOU'RE A TROLL. OR A TOAD. OR A BATTLETOAD
that sounded way funnier in my head
I want that "game" to rape me in a dark alley.
owned.
You made my day.
It looks a bit gay if you ask me. WiiSucks would agree with me in saying it's awesome though.
Ha ha! Funny, too funny!
I loved that fucking game...
Still, I have yet to beat the beast.
One day. One day...
Reaprar is 007 and MrSadistic, but not coleslaw
..why hasn't my battletoad threw something at my house yet? WHY!?!?!? WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
k
Why won't you all see the truth?!? Destructoid sold out their greatest blogger. They will do it again, They will try to silence me too! Band together! bring back WiiSucks!
Don't worry Reaprar, I've always thought you sucked.
BATTLETROLL!
I think the "pre-order" phone number on that website is for a Scientology chapter.
We believe in Totally Fair Gaming!
When you call in your preorder, you can enter yourself
in our GRAND PRIZE DRAWING, sound fair enough?
To be entered in the drawing, just make sure to ask our
operator to tell you about our "Fair Game Policy"
Hilarious.
Oh my god, a free Wii strap! I preordered ten copies!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
But seriously. They need to make a new Battletoads.
I agree!
Wow, I'm actually surprised that the website listed wasn't a Rick Roll, but then again they have a countdown timer 'til the game's "release date." We'll see what happens then.
Hooray for 4chan memes!
Taint of the internet.
awesome
I still have to finish Battle Toads/Double Dragon without cheat codes.
...the fuck?
Fucking epic!
Something about muscular man boobs and buttocks that gives me the creeps about that vid.
Also hard nipples... Looks gay, literally.
Also... Being raped by battletoads doesn't sound so appealing.
:<
This game was so muthafucking ass raping hard... I need that so bad in my life right now...
i could just imagine how hard flying that fucking vehicle would be with the wii-mote :P
threw a few NES controllers..
fuckin' miss that game.
so the number to preorder it on their website is to a scientology place in chicago..... loading up skype now
I so searched this before posting my blog...and it didn't come up and then after I post it it appears.
There is blood in my snot. Either I should stop using cocaine, or go the doctor for some sinus meds, and then pound those nasally.
Oh yeah, Battletoads is awesome.
I got a riddle for you all:
What part of my body grows cartoonishly large when I slap someone with it?
Come here and I'll show you.
I hid my article dolt...and you seemed pretty convinced this was real in your tip email. Small text ftw.
I have a furry vagina.
Its true, Sadistic does!
I like rape! I love soft, sensual kisses.
CURB SCROMP!
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