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Hey guys, BATTLETOADS!
Reaprar | 11:27 PM on 04.16.2008 41 comments




HAHA! BATTLETOADS FOR THE WII! I CAN RELATE TO THAT SINCE I'M FROM THE INTERNET!



CURB STOMP!


[Also, I nearly didn't post this, but I thought I'd beat everyone else and do so anyway, I keep finding shit and forgetting to, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaw]



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VWGTI's Destructoid Blog
CURB STOMP!

That was epic.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
YOU'RE A TROLL. OR A TOAD. OR A BATTLETOAD
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
that sounded way funnier in my head
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I want that "game" to rape me in a dark alley.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
owned.
Dr Milkdad's Destructoid Blog
You made my day.
Southparker's Destructoid Blog
It looks a bit gay if you ask me. WiiSucks would agree with me in saying it's awesome though.
Artemus's Destructoid Blog
Ha ha! Funny, too funny!
I loved that fucking game...
Still, I have yet to beat the beast.
One day. One day...
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Reaprar is 007 and MrSadistic, but not coleslaw
Shin Oni's Destructoid Blog
..why hasn't my battletoad threw something at my house yet? WHY!?!?!? WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

k
Southparker's Destructoid Blog
Why won't you all see the truth?!? Destructoid sold out their greatest blogger. They will do it again, They will try to silence me too! Band together! bring back WiiSucks!
Silverback 55's Destructoid Blog
Don't worry Reaprar, I've always thought you sucked.
vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
BATTLETROLL!
Conrad Zimmerman's Destructoid Blog
I think the "pre-order" phone number on that website is for a Scientology chapter.

We believe in Totally Fair Gaming!
When you call in your preorder, you can enter yourself
in our GRAND PRIZE DRAWING, sound fair enough?
To be entered in the drawing, just make sure to ask our
operator to tell you about our "Fair Game Policy"

Hilarious.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
Oh my god, a free Wii strap! I preordered ten copies!
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
GuitarAtomik's Destructoid Blog
But seriously. They need to make a new Battletoads.
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
I agree!
WDot's Destructoid Blog
Wow, I'm actually surprised that the website listed wasn't a Rick Roll, but then again they have a countdown timer 'til the game's "release date." We'll see what happens then.

Hooray for 4chan memes!
Joseph Leray's Destructoid Blog
Taint of the internet.
DaedHead8's Destructoid Blog
awesome
TrailerParkJesus's Destructoid Blog
I still have to finish Battle Toads/Double Dragon without cheat codes.
pendelton21's Destructoid Blog
...the fuck?
hpv's Destructoid Blog
Fucking epic!
animateria's Destructoid Blog
Something about muscular man boobs and buttocks that gives me the creeps about that vid.

Also hard nipples... Looks gay, literally.

Also... Being raped by battletoads doesn't sound so appealing.

:<
Johnny Blaze's Destructoid Blog
This game was so muthafucking ass raping hard... I need that so bad in my life right now...
BlackSheep's Destructoid Blog
i could just imagine how hard flying that fucking vehicle would be with the wii-mote :P

threw a few NES controllers..

fuckin' miss that game.
Puppetpallmich's Destructoid Blog
so the number to preorder it on their website is to a scientology place in chicago..... loading up skype now
BlindsideDork's Destructoid Blog
I so searched this before posting my blog...and it didn't come up and then after I post it it appears.
Dr Spaceman's Destructoid Blog
There is blood in my snot. Either I should stop using cocaine, or go the doctor for some sinus meds, and then pound those nasally.

Oh yeah, Battletoads is awesome.
A Humble Mr Perfect's Destructoid Blog
I got a riddle for you all:

What part of my body grows cartoonishly large when I slap someone with it?

Come here and I'll show you.
BlindsideDork's Destructoid Blog
I hid my article dolt...and you seemed pretty convinced this was real in your tip email. Small text ftw.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I have a furry vagina.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Its true, Sadistic does!
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I like rape! I love soft, sensual kisses.
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
CURB SCROMP!


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