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Hey guys, BATTLETOADS!
Reaprar | 11:27 PM on 04.16.2008 42 comments




HAHA! BATTLETOADS FOR THE WII! I CAN RELATE TO THAT SINCE I'M FROM THE INTERNET!



CURB STOMP!


[Also, I nearly didn't post this, but I thought I'd beat everyone else and do so anyway, I keep finding shit and forgetting to, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaw]



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VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:30
VWGTI
CURB STOMP!

That was epic.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:31
king3vbo
YOU'RE A TROLL. OR A TOAD. OR A BATTLETOAD
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:31
king3vbo
that sounded way funnier in my head
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:31
MrSadistic
I want that "game" to rape me in a dark alley.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:36
MrSadistic
owned.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:37
Dr Milkdad
You made my day.
Southparker's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:38
Southparker
It looks a bit gay if you ask me. WiiSucks would agree with me in saying it's awesome though.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:39
Artemus
Ha ha! Funny, too funny!
I loved that fucking game...
Still, I have yet to beat the beast.
One day. One day...
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:39
MrSadistic
Reaprar is 007 and MrSadistic, but not coleslaw
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:41
Shin Oni
..why hasn't my battletoad threw something at my house yet? WHY!?!?!? WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

k
Southparker's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:41
Southparker
Why won't you all see the truth?!? Destructoid sold out their greatest blogger. They will do it again, They will try to silence me too! Band together! bring back WiiSucks!
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:42
Silverback 55
Don't worry Reaprar, I've always thought you sucked.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:46
vexed alex
BATTLETROLL!
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:48
Conrad Zimmerman
I think the "pre-order" phone number on that website is for a Scientology chapter.

We believe in Totally Fair Gaming!
When you call in your preorder, you can enter yourself
in our GRAND PRIZE DRAWING, sound fair enough?
To be entered in the drawing, just make sure to ask our
operator to tell you about our "Fair Game Policy"

Hilarious.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:53
Bob Muir
Oh my god, a free Wii strap! I preordered ten copies!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:57
AngelsDontBurn
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 23:57
GuitarAtomik
But seriously. They need to make a new Battletoads.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 00:04
AngelsDontBurn
I agree!
WDot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 00:15
WDot
Wow, I'm actually surprised that the website listed wasn't a Rick Roll, but then again they have a countdown timer 'til the game's "release date." We'll see what happens then.

Hooray for 4chan memes!
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 01:11
Joseph Leray
Taint of the internet.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 01:32
DaedHead8
awesome
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 01:38
TrailerParkJesus
I still have to finish Battle Toads/Double Dragon without cheat codes.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 01:43
pendelton21
...the fuck?
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 02:43
hpv
Fucking epic!
animateria's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 06:59
animateria
Something about muscular man boobs and buttocks that gives me the creeps about that vid.

Also hard nipples... Looks gay, literally.

Also... Being raped by battletoads doesn't sound so appealing.

:<
Johnny Blaze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 07:11
Johnny Blaze
This game was so muthafucking ass raping hard... I need that so bad in my life right now...
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 07:40
BlackSheep
i could just imagine how hard flying that fucking vehicle would be with the wii-mote :P

threw a few NES controllers..

fuckin' miss that game.
Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 07:54
Puppetpallmich
so the number to preorder it on their website is to a scientology place in chicago..... loading up skype now
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 08:06
BlindsideDork
I so searched this before posting my blog...and it didn't come up and then after I post it it appears.
Dr Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 08:26
Dr Spaceman
There is blood in my snot. Either I should stop using cocaine, or go the doctor for some sinus meds, and then pound those nasally.

Oh yeah, Battletoads is awesome.
A Humble Mr Perfect's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 08:35
A Humble Mr Perfect
I got a riddle for you all:

What part of my body grows cartoonishly large when I slap someone with it?

Come here and I'll show you.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 08:39
BlindsideDork
I hid my article dolt...and you seemed pretty convinced this was real in your tip email. Small text ftw.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 10:09
MrSadistic
I have a furry vagina.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 10:15
king3vbo
Its true, Sadistic does!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 16:57
MrSadistic
I like rape! I love soft, sensual kisses.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 20:50
AgentMOO
CURB SCROMP!
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