I decided to recap the GTAIV Euro FNF this week, by RECORDING THE ACTUAL THING OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. Was going to post this later but fuck it, I want to post it NAO.
Make sure to wait until after the credits for an extra special message from yours truely.
That was fun, maybe I'll do this more often.
(Also, I know I wrote "the cooks" instead of "The cure" I have no Idea why I did that.)
I got a message from a friend asking me to roll on by ScrewAttack because they finally implemented all the features they promised.. over half a year ago now, So I think "Hmm, I'll go see what all the fuss is aboutz" And I really wish I didn't.
The website doesn't look any better, Except that they centered it now, which, great! Coulda took three seconds to do to the old site, they've opted for extremely simple web-design, and have decided to use links instead of images for their navigation.
A wise choice for this website, which losesafeatureeveryweek.
Overall the site has had a major down-grade.
Also, that repeating background image is hideous.
Anywho, I decided I'd go check out their 'G1 Blogs' (Read, Cblogs) and I really wish I didn't, here's some excerpts:
This one is a long-ass one, more of the horror can be found here.
And we're back again with more junk, this time Dr.Ashens reviews the R-zone Pocket Xtreme, this one may require you to turn your volume down, because I wouldn't be suprised if your ears actually jump off of the side of your head and run away in terror.
And here is the second video, with the two extra Rzone game reviews.
This doesn't seem to be posted yet, so I'll do it:
So IGN gave it a perfect ten? And fuck, I want that multiplayer really bad, surpisingly though, not alot of my friends (Read: Non-dtoiders) are buying this game, I promptly gave them a slap across the head, but maybe once I get it I can change some minds.
Everything seems to be improved so much, the cover system is something I'm really glad to see, considering I always wanted that in San Andreas. Multiplayer seems bad ass and just, grah, I want this game INSIDE ME.
Okay, when did that happen? the other day I was chillin' around 45 or something, and now I've doubled my points and now I'm at 25? That's kinda odd, seems like every one else got a boost too, what happened there?
Also, I decided since the contest thread sexploded I'd re-up my shirts here (and throw them on a model so they look kinda nice) man, there was so many awesome shirts there, I'd buy almost all of them, I have no idea how Niero's going to pick a winner, who are you guys hoping for? I like chee's myself, but then again, I love me sum cheesburgaz.
Also, while this is a little old (a few days) didn't see anyone post this yet, and it looks like Dr.Ashen just discovered filters in his latest video 'Quickest Game overs ever? part 2" in which he tries to get the fastest game over ever.
And for those that haven't seen part one, here you go:
British news paper the 'Daily mail' has wrote another fucking disgustingarticle, that shows just how far the media are running with this garbage, by complaining that kids arent falling out of trees enough and are too busy playing games. I wish I was fucking joking.
Normally I'd write up some kinda rant or something about how fucking stupid this is, but I'm going to leave it at this:
In 2006/07 - the latest year for which data is available - 1,067 children under 15 needed medical assistance for tree falls. In 1999/00 the figure was 1,823.
Meanwhile, the number of youngsters under 15 admitted to A&E after bed falls in 2006/07 was 2,531, up from 2,226 in 1999/2000.
The figures lend weight to the Government's campaign to get more children away from computer games and into the great outdoors.
So the data says that 200 increase of falling out of bed is more important than the far more dangerous 1,067 treefalls?
I'm sorry, but when did less serious visits to the emergency room become a bad thing?
Now, if GeoHount is someone here, let me know so I can dropkick his children, but he uses a shit-ton of images from dtoid in his video - which is how I found it, but the more important part is his ghastly, dreadful song writing and singing, I searched the site for this video, thinking it was some kind of epic troll from someone here and found nothing, so I assume he's being dead-serious.
Oww, my ears.
In unrelated madness:
I always wanted to do this, and now I don't have to.
OSup, I'm Reaprar/PenisBeam/Sgnt. FaceKick and I'm about to make you have a triple orgasm with my words, and my rock.
Actually I'll put some actual information up here:
Sex: Female? Male? Maybe.
Age: ???
Yob: Omgnone, hoping to get some freelance web design work soon though, one day I'll have examples of my designs in this sidebar or something, kinda like Ceark with his drawings.
Blogs serieses: Bitch yall know I aint got no rhyme nor reason all up in dis hizzy, I be freestylin dis bitch while ah ghost ride on the d-low!!
Videos:I maik dem Penis: Smashes planets.
Current Gen Consoles owned: Xbox360, wii
GamerTag: (is it just me or is this not working?)
email: Reaprar@gmail.com
BoneSaw: REAPRAR IS REEEEADDYY
