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Hi! My name is Jack klassen! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
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Well I am learned three things on destructoid and that’s if you fuck up people are going to tear you apart I also learned that Bad grammar Does not go well with the community and the last one is I have to stop making critical choices at late at night
I figured out that every time I did something terrible or stupid it was late at night around 2
So please Cut me some slack I am tired and stupid
Also there is no point in constantly making accounts and switching to start again
You know I am wiisucks but I don’t really dislike the wii at all infact I have a wii and I love it to death.
And yes my grammar is terrible in fact I am the worst one at it in the world I am sorry for that but please just be polite and nice about understand that I am only 14 and grammar is the last of my priorities.
And I also want to ask you guys to stop wishing death onto me I am a really nice guy but I am as dumb as a stump when it comes to writing community blog posts.
Look I really just want to start over again for the third time and not be hated, honest to god I really don’t enjoy.
Anyway thanks for reading
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Hey
Well I am learned three things on destructoid and that’s if you fuck up people are going to tear you apart I also learned that Bad grammar Does not go well with the community and the last one is I have to stop making critical choices at late at night
I figured out that every time I did something terrible or stupid it was late at night around 2
So please Cut me some slack I am tired and stupid
Also there is no point in constantly making accounts and switching to start again
You know I am wiisucks but I don’t really dislike the wii at all infact I have a wii and I love it to death.
And yes my grammar is terrible in fact I am the worst one at it in the world I am sorry for that but please just be polite and nice about understand that I am only 14 and grammar is the last of my priorities.
And I also want to ask you guys to stop wishing death onto me I am a really nice guy but I am as dumb as a stump when it comes to writing community blog posts.
Look I really just want to start over again for the third time and not be hated, honest to god I really don’t enjoy.
Anyway thanks for reading
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Hey
Well I am learned three things on destructoid and that’s if you fuck up people are going to tear you apart I also learned that Bad grammar Does not go well with the community and the last one is I have to stop making critical choices at late at night I figured out that every time I did something terrible or stupid it was late at night around 2 So please Cut me some slack I am tired and stupid Also there is no point in constantly making accounts and switching to start again You know I am wiisucks but I don’t really dislike the wii at all infact I have a wii and I love it to death. And yes my grammar is terrible in fact I am the worst one at it in the world I am sorry for that but please just be polite and nice about understand that I am only 14 and grammar is the last of my priorities. And I also want to ask you guys to stop wishing death onto me I am a really nice guy but I am as dumb as a stump when it comes to writing community blog posts. Look I really just want to start over again for the third time and not be hated, honest to god I really don’t enjoy. Anyway thanks for reading here are some Tee shirt designs I have made Via paint. 
also i know they suck and were can i find the dtoid font
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
GIMP.
Use GIMP.
It's free, and it's about as photoshop as photoshop is, just without all the money spent on buying the photoshop name.
The Internet is a harsh, unforgiving wasteland. Everyone is out for themselves, whether it be because they're selfish cunts or because they've suffered some kind of trauma or stress in the real world which makes them express themselves here, or whatever reason.
If you're lucky, and I mean really lucky, you might just receive apathy. If you're the average person, you fuck up, get the piss ripped out of you for it and then you learn not to be a dick. When I first found the Internets, I acted like an asshole and I was disciplined accordingly. Looking back, they were actually quite tolerant. I created a new account and just started over. Also, I fucked up a couple of days ago and it made me feel like a twat, but I didn't make a big deal of it, I just shut up for a couple of days and regained some confidence.
So here's what you need to do. Stop excusing yourself. Accept that you fucked up because you're only human. Stop making posts about how you feel and just post about stuff that is actually interesting. Before you hit the post button, do yourself a favour and think to yourself the following questions:
"Does this suck? Is there any point to this or is it just mindless drivel?"
Once you get past all that, just enjoy the community for what it is. Please, do it for the wolves.