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Hi! My name is Jack klassen! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,


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Hey
Well I am learned three things on destructoid and that’s if you fuck up people are going to tear you apart I also learned that Bad grammar Does not go well with the community and the last one is I have to stop making critical choices at late at night
I figured out that every time I did something terrible or stupid it was late at night around 2
So please Cut me some slack I am tired and stupid
Also there is no point in constantly making accounts and switching to start again
You know I am wiisucks but I don’t really dislike the wii at all infact I have a wii and I love it to death.
And yes my grammar is terrible in fact I am the worst one at it in the world I am sorry for that but please just be polite and nice about understand that I am only 14 and grammar is the last of my priorities.
And I also want to ask you guys to stop wishing death onto me I am a really nice guy but I am as dumb as a stump when it comes to writing community blog posts.
Look I really just want to start over again for the third time and not be hated, honest to god I really don’t enjoy.
Anyway thanks for reading
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GoodBye Farwell And Amen
RationalSide | 4:15 AM on 07.15.2007 21 comments


Yes thats the title from the last episode of mash.
ha
Ha

Well now that E3 is gone and done with i am sure ronworkman will be back doing what he does best! and yea i probly will be geting a ip ban
but anyway... As this will be my last Post i have Several things to say

but first lets start with Electro Lemon

Oh Oh buddy you were good at finding out i was wiisucks i give you that.
But i never truly knew why you hated me so much. i know i have terrible grammer.
and i do suck but Really you got hellbent on Proveing i was wiisucks!. nothing better to do at least you didnt wish me death!

Oh and next Bahunut man or whatever your username is

Why Why! did you wish me death and and constently bother me! i have never done anything to you..personaly i find that to be a little bit of douchebaggerie right there?

Oh and for you other guys Glen Rise

i really hated your bitching. you know some of it was good advice but you just kept on doing it and doing it..... i didnt do anything

OH how could i forget
TEMPUS
i thought tempus was my freind but he backstabbed me.... you know thats not very nice buddy

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now i was on the site for sometime with out you guys even thinking about me being wiisucks.
__________________________________________________________________________________first of all i wanted you to know something i am not a bad guy! at all.
in fact the first reason i am doing it is because the GAMEGOBLIN he truly treated me like a freind on this site.... and all you guys did was mock me.... then you guys started mocking Gamegoblin and he's a really good guy. so please dont do that anymore! he is not me he is just a guy with Intrest like me..
Leave Him alone thats the reason iam confessing! this any way to make his time on this site better because when we started talking... Shit hit the fan.. So as i said leave him alone
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Now i want to know what i did wrong you know i think i deserve that :)
honest to god all i have ever wanted on this site was to built Freindship
and enjoy myself
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i know your all nice people! but sometimes it seems like the world is against me
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Before i leave i want to say....
i will still be on this site. i will still read the articles and chuckle to myself at Nex's and basicaly all the Destructoids Writers Articles and jokes
even jim sterling
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Thanks gamegoblin for not being a jerk and treating me as a equal



Thanks for all the people who helped me have the best time of Dtoid

Till then
See you on the flipSide



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the GAMEGOBLIN says:
07/15/2007 01:57
I never thought you were wiisucks. Then again, I never knew wiisucks so it might have been obvious. I don't know what he possibly did to make everyone so mad at him. Hear me out: I am not defending him. He must have done something really nuts for the whole community to bear arms, so I guess he had it coming. But who he was/portrayed as RationalSide was okay with me. Well, sorry to hear that I guess. And that's Dtoid in general: Be respectful, stay out of harms way. Be an ass and hope you have a thick skull. the GAMEGOBLIN says:
07/15/2007 01:58
Au revoir, and don't come back. Mxyzptlk says:
07/15/2007 02:07
I think a fair number of us knew who you were from your writing style and various other clues (the fact that you posted pics of yourself under both names was a pretty big tip off), I just chose not to mention it because you were just trying to get a fresh start.

Anyway, later and hope you enjoy your Dreamcast. Edarios says:
07/15/2007 02:09
And thats the last we'll ever see of him.ever.amirite? RationalSide says:
07/15/2007 03:25
The internets a Dangerous thing you dont know who your freinds are... whats right and whats wrong.

Imagine the only reason i am confessing is to get the Attenition off the GameGoblins back

now look at what he is saying


Its a Dangerous Thing the internet..

i have been back stabbed By my so called dtoid freinds

Its a Dangerous Thing the internet..
RationalSide says:
07/15/2007 03:35
however i will still be on Destructoid untill i fall asleep.. then i will just be a part of the sites history

also Mxyzptlk
Thank you very much i knew that people were going to figure out soon enough...i may beable to change my name but i cant change my personality... however i will keep a eye on your blog assumeing after my ip ban i will be able to visit the site :) your a funny person Mxyzptlk i tryed to shape my self after you but i got messed up in the middle. Reason i started is because i already had the long flowing hair :) electro lemon says:
07/15/2007 03:38
See ya.
You were really bad at keeping a secret, considering that you've posted pictures in the blogs of yourself both as WiiSucks and RationalSide, both with the same person. Also, IP is the same, so...


Bad hiding. RationalSide says:
07/15/2007 03:40
Electro Lemon.....

i knew what i was doing the entire time...
there was not point in really hideing who i was besides Denying it because my time was slowly comeing to a hault i knew after e3 i would be fucked. :) good work figureing it out though. RationalSide says:
07/15/2007 03:44
i wonder how you got my ip :)

oh and tell your buddy BahamutZero

that i may of been a terrible destructoider but
Wishing that i would die is Just stupid and Childish and the worst thing you can say

but most of all.. tell him i said

Fuck you

there i dont need to wish him death to hurt his feelings :)
because i am not that much of a jerk RationalSide says:
07/15/2007 03:44
I however do forgive him.
for saying thoughs terrible things about me

but a fuck you was in order electro lemon says:
07/15/2007 03:45
1. I didn't have to find out. I could read your post and look at your picture and find out. Anyone with a brain could.
2. You suck at disproving things.
3. I didn't have to PROVE it, I wasn't looking, and as soon as you were banned originally, you gave proof that you were WiiSucks.
4. Your grammar sucks. RationalSide says:
07/15/2007 03:46
:) sounds about right buddy RationalSide says:
07/15/2007 03:47
thanks for the negative comment RationalSide says:
07/15/2007 03:49
Oh i also want to thank you for the insults i really appreciate them :)
RationalSide says:
07/15/2007 03:56
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PlexFilm
Oh if you want to keep Insulting me contact me here

Or

http://www.ytmnd.com/users/Jackklassen

Thanks i really love the negative comments keep em comeing



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Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 05:57
Justice
"and for the people who were neutral about me...
i will never truly leave.... "

He lives on!
LOL!
Tempus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 07:36
Tempus


In all fairness, you know I tried to help you as best as I could. As did David Houghton, we spoke to you and told you what to do, then you go and do this. Every response you gain is earned and paid for. I did no stabbing in the back, you were lying to my favourite community and I won't stand for none of that shit. Now you can say Amen.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 08:17
Riser Glen
Periods, commas and capital letters.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 11:00
BahamutZero
I don't actually wish you were dead. this is the internet. you were just annoying. don't be so annoying and everythings cool. less spamming. less spaz outs.

See you soon, as someone else. and their friend.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 11:51
Riser Glen
Lol. He's not too popular on YouTube either. Go figure.
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 13:47
Phist
Uhhhhhhh... needs more emo?
FlatTopJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 13:59
FlatTopJesus
This goodbye was.. uh... graceful? haha; this shit is just silly.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 15:47
the GAMEGOBLIN
Man, what's the matter with you. You seemed to be a normal, fine person, and when the shit hits the fan you say I backstabbed you? Your just crying for attention now. Seriously, I backstabbed no one. I never accused you of anyone, nor treated you differently. Now, when I open my mouth you lash at me like a douche. And does he really need to get ip banned (maybe now he does)? He did nothing wrong as RationalSide.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 15:48
the GAMEGOBLIN
And you got a bit obsessive after I made you that Header. A thanks would have been enough.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 16:26
king3vbo
lol bye noob, no one loves you apparently :D
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2007 13:04
Snaileb
@ Electro : You forgot : "Eat shit and die"
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 13:59
atheistium
Rationalside = the GAMEGOBLIN

THE SAGA CONTINUES :P
BluFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 16:09
BluFire
Um, wait, backstabbing on the internets?
It's just easier to not make friends over the internet. It's not very trustworthy (maybe I'm a 70-year old perv) and it doesn't really work...
Banj's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 14:50
Banj
...err, who the fuck are you and why should anyone care that you're leaving?
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