Hi! My name is Jack klassen! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
___________________________________________________________
Hey
Well I am learned three things on destructoid and that’s if you fuck up people are going to tear you apart I also learned that Bad grammar Does not go well with the community and the last one is I have to stop making critical choices at late at night
I figured out that every time I did something terrible or stupid it was late at night around 2
So please Cut me some slack I am tired and stupid
Also there is no point in constantly making accounts and switching to start again
You know I am wiisucks but I don’t really dislike the wii at all infact I have a wii and I love it to death.
And yes my grammar is terrible in fact I am the worst one at it in the world I am sorry for that but please just be polite and nice about understand that I am only 14 and grammar is the last of my priorities.
And I also want to ask you guys to stop wishing death onto me I am a really nice guy but I am as dumb as a stump when it comes to writing community blog posts.
Look I really just want to start over again for the third time and not be hated, honest to god I really don’t enjoy.
Anyway thanks for reading
man destructoid makes me want to cut my wrist
video games make me depressed... the world doesnt need me
every night i cut my wrist to relase emotional pain my parents tell me to stop wearing my sister clotheing
My dad doesnt love me
life is terrible...... *cry*
i just cant handle my parents bugging me to get a job... go outside on a hot summer day to a beach... stop wearing black Clothing they dont understand me
Emo's
Are slowly takeing over are schools are movies and mabey are Video games ______________________________________________________________________________
We need to stop the emo's before they take over video games
like imagine playing The Cut your self game on the wii.....
kids wouldnt know whats reality,they see mario do it There Hero
and they start doing it....
we need stop the Emo's we need to stop them like look what they did to the Ps3
IT HAS A EMO CHIP
!!!!
OMFG
man i'm emo (yes i'll come out and admit it, ditch the acusitc guitar and black hair and i am the definition of emo) and i don't sit here and cry that i'm not one of the popular kids on destructoid. chill the fuck out man your worse than some of these new kids that are part of the e3 spike. seriously man, chill out and take this shit to myspace or livejournal.
Nice Profile, "Also there is no point in constantly making accounts and switching to start again You know I am wiisucks but I don’t really dislike the wii at all infact I have a wii and I love it to death. " when you are banned from a site it means you are no longer welcome
dont worry man just take it one day at a time and out thought into everything you do alright and the people who have already made up their minds and are unwilling to give you a chance are just missing out if you turn into a great member
Let me spell this out with a little analogy. I'll number the story so you can't say "I don't understand" anymore.
1) Destructoid is like a cool bachelor pad. The owners are pretty damn cool. They have an "Open Door" policy, but on the condition that you at least show some goddamn respect.
2) A person of the name of "WiiSucks" walks in and stands around for a while. He then proceeds to whip his dick out and piss on the floor. The owners of the house get pissed and kick him out.
3) A few days later, a guy who calls himself "RationalSide" walks in. Now, anyone with 2 eyes can see that it's WiiSucks, but "RationalSide" denies it adamantly. At the end of the night, he whips his dick out and starts pissing on the floor... again. But this time, before anyone can kick him out, he starts yelling at the visitors. He then storms out.
4) 12 hours later, he walks back in and apologizes. Nobody accepts it and they don't want him there, but he stays anyway. After standing around for a little while, he whips his dick out and starts pissing on the floor.
And there you have it. I know it's not a pop-up book, so you may not understand it. But I really don't care anymore.
Seriously, if you want to stay here badly, go spend time on other websites for a month or two, brush up on spelling and grammar, and give Dtoid another shot, because you're getting nowhere as RationalSide.
"So please Cut me some slack I am tired and stupid" I sense some irony about this being next to a post about emo's, especially with the capital C.
I am sure you could be a nice kid and everything, but the internets just does not forgive. It's not like this is some elitist snobby site where thou needst doth write muse-inspired prose..
My advice: just count to 10 (maybe 20) and think about what you have typed before you post something. Is it really something that people need to read or does it just make you feel better to interact in some way, even if you don't know how to do it correctly (yet)? If you need to belong somewhere, you have to understand that there are some 'rules' about how people communicate with eachother and how they rant. This is for any group of people, not just the internets.
Another good way to fill any needs/feelings of belonging, can be to turn off your internets for a month and see how you feel. Although a better method (this is true!) is to find a nice older guy online who wants to meet so you can experience the love of an adult all the way down there. It is really quite therapeutic and I must hearthily recommend it. Drugs can also fill the void very well. The combination of the two may actually lead you into Nirvana! Why else do you think so many people do it?
Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?
Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!
RationalSide's blog
Follow
RSS
Contact
I'm calling your bluff.
Jesus Christ. He keeps lying and lying and lying and...
1) Destructoid is like a cool bachelor pad. The owners are pretty damn cool. They have an "Open Door" policy, but on the condition that you at least show some goddamn respect.
2) A person of the name of "WiiSucks" walks in and stands around for a while. He then proceeds to whip his dick out and piss on the floor. The owners of the house get pissed and kick him out.
3) A few days later, a guy who calls himself "RationalSide" walks in. Now, anyone with 2 eyes can see that it's WiiSucks, but "RationalSide" denies it adamantly. At the end of the night, he whips his dick out and starts pissing on the floor... again. But this time, before anyone can kick him out, he starts yelling at the visitors. He then storms out.
4) 12 hours later, he walks back in and apologizes. Nobody accepts it and they don't want him there, but he stays anyway. After standing around for a little while, he whips his dick out and starts pissing on the floor.
And there you have it. I know it's not a pop-up book, so you may not understand it. But I really don't care anymore.
DIAF.
Just leave, dude. It's like stupid evolved into a new breed and named itself "Rational" in a poor attempt to be ironic.
I am not your buddy.
It's "here" not "hear."
Everyone hates you.
You are not good.
I am sure you could be a nice kid and everything, but the internets just does not forgive. It's not like this is some elitist snobby site where thou needst doth write muse-inspired prose..
My advice: just count to 10 (maybe 20) and think about what you have typed before you post something. Is it really something that people need to read or does it just make you feel better to interact in some way, even if you don't know how to do it correctly (yet)? If you need to belong somewhere, you have to understand that there are some 'rules' about how people communicate with eachother and how they rant. This is for any group of people, not just the internets.
Another good way to fill any needs/feelings of belonging, can be to turn off your internets for a month and see how you feel. Although a better method (this is true!) is to find a nice older guy online who wants to meet so you can experience the love of an adult all the way down there. It is really quite therapeutic and I must hearthily recommend it. Drugs can also fill the void very well. The combination of the two may actually lead you into Nirvana! Why else do you think so many people do it?
Oh shit there goes my therapist license...