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Now this is a story all about how my
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I FUCKING CUT MYSELF WITH A RAZOR BLADE
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the internet is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', [[Myspace|postin' pictures of myself that I thought were all cool]]
And all cuttin' my wrist outside of the school
When a couple of chavs they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're moving to a mental hospital in Bel-Air"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was a bore
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. I'll cut myself more!"
I pulled up to the home about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby, "my life is nothing!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the first emo of Bel-Air.
Now thats done, please edit ya blog, this is of poor quality to say the least
Fixed.
Also, GUYS, YA DOING IT ALL WRONG
It's pr0nz :)
Uncle Bob: "Hey bro."
Jimbro: "Yo."
Uncle Bob: "What are you doing?"
Jimbro: "Your mom."
That.
Is.
All