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Ralienspacedisco avatar 8:26 AM on 01.24.2013
Sex? M [ ] F [ ] Yes [X]

Sex in games? Sex is a game so let's move along to selecting equipment! Sorry, I'm easily exciteable (prematurely, perhaps.) So, there's not many 2+ player sex video games out there. Recently, I watched my fiance play some Android game where she dressed chicks up in slutty outfits and afterwards we had sex. That's a start. But our relationship needs 2 player (perhaps more...) digital, fully interactive, weapon wheel, webcam integration, console support (preferably), and accessories. Then we can beat the divorce statistics and make the sounds of nature well into retirement. Then our avatars will keep boning after our physical forms have passed. Until then, we're content having one of those Galaxy dirty file sharing relationships.
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