No. Not really. It was just to catch your attention. You can press the little arrow pointing left now. You're a faggot if you do though.
This first post is just a little heads up. It's about me, becuase I love talking about myself. What. Shut up, doesn't everyone?
I am Rain Justice.
I'm a little self absorbed.
I like some games but I never really have the time to complete them.
Wait, no, I love games.
I just can't... fini...sh...th....
I can't finish anything.
I like drink and drugs, it's the way to go.
I wan't to make comics one day and maybe make some video game art.
You're going to hate me.
Here are some games I like so you don't whine about how I'm not talking about video games:
Phoenix Wright
Phoenix Wright: Justice for All
Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations
Pokémon Gold Version
There. I'm done.
By the way, I love you so much.
(I love how there's a drunk option thing, becuase I'm an alcoholic and most of my posts will be drunkern posts.)
hmmm... that 1st sentence in my above comment can be read totally the wrong way!
(though I'm sure that Puppy has very discerning tastes in what he licks...ummm... I think I'm just digging a deeper hole for myself here so I'll quit while I'm not ahead...)
At least the tip of my cock it appearing; I didn't notice, but my cock spewed my crap all over the place, my bad!
@arkhon
Glad I could help to relieve a human soul in depressing times of economical recession and imminent death by mam-made doomsday device like particle accelerator and nuclear wars... >:'D
@unstopabblejuggernaut (I don't feel like our relationship is deep enough for me to call you juggs in quotes, I may look like a douchebag if I try to look all homie and shit by calling you by nicknames, so that's why I'm writing the whole fucking name)
I did flame him, look at the first picture, I trust that the success of my phallic joke made people go to my first comment and re-see the hateful words, making my fiery hatred more effective than usual, but anyways I believe that derailing to sexual jokes is pretty much flaming!
What we're doing is our way of flaming. This guy is obviously a douche. The next thing he posts I will probably flame the old-fashioned way, but the joke was way too hard to pass up.
I puked all over your mothers grave after reading this blasphomy. There are special places in the 7th circle of hell for you, not worthy of taking the time to describe to you.
Puppy Licks, I'm fairly certain one of those tits is actually a chickadee. Ah well, same genus. You know what's really ironic? All tits have masculine binomial names (i.e; Poecile Cinctus instead of Poecile Cincta).
You like Ace Attorney and you seem kind of unstable. This could go a few ways, but since you're responsible for this thread you've already got some goodwill. Welcome.
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I like this man...he sounds like me...but not as good :O)
Welcome
If you're not going to post tits, THEN I WILL!!
UUAAAGGHHH, FUCK YES, TITS.
wait...this isn't a drunkern post?
Puppy licks... nice tits!
... and Rain Justice... welcome to Destructoid! :)
hmmm... that 1st sentence in my above comment can be read totally the wrong way!
(though I'm sure that Puppy has very discerning tastes in what he licks...ummm... I think I'm just digging a deeper hole for myself here so I'll quit while I'm not ahead...)
It's very nice to meet you all. I suddonly don't feel so bad for sitting at a computer playing video game music at a house party.
Puppy licks a lot of things.
thats right :D
Nice to meet you!
You have an FLCL avatar, therefore we're automatic best friends.
Welcome to D-Toid!
Thread needs more boobies.
This thread is now about awkwardly named birds.
You and Necros should make out.
Boobies and tits and nothing without a good old pussy!
Also, I don't like you, anyone that uses drugs is instantly a douchebag for me.
Nice boobies, but we needs more hooters.
Tiny Titpecker
Welcome.
Hahahhaha, this thread rocks
You seem like an asshole and I already dislike you.
Welcome anyways.
@Naim Master:
I was going to complain that you weren't following the bird examples, but the kitten pictures were far too cute.
Here's some Phoenix Wright respek.
@arkhon
Well, you pretty much can't have tits without pussies!
Also, look at this beautiful blond chick with a cute pussy, damn, my cock gets turned on just by looking at it!
Dammit, my cock is too big for this page!
@Naim Master:
You made me laugh for at least a minute straight.
You better watch you don't get that shit on your cock.
Here are some games I like so you don't whine about how I'm not commenting about video games:
Phoenix Wright Ride the Lightning
Phoenix Wright Master of Puppets
(also I google imaged everything you guys posted and got very different results, gosh!)
At least the tip of my cock it appearing; I didn't notice, but my cock spewed my crap all over the place, my bad!
@arkhon
Glad I could help to relieve a human soul in depressing times of economical recession and imminent death by mam-made doomsday device like particle accelerator and nuclear wars... >:'D
Well played Naim Master, well played :)
thats a fucking huge cock
@Puppy licks
I need moar.
@unstopabblejuggernaut (I don't feel like our relationship is deep enough for me to call you juggs in quotes, I may look like a douchebag if I try to look all homie and shit by calling you by nicknames, so that's why I'm writing the whole fucking name)
I did flame him, look at the first picture, I trust that the success of my phallic joke made people go to my first comment and re-see the hateful words, making my fiery hatred more effective than usual, but anyways I believe that derailing to sexual jokes is pretty much flaming!
@unstoppablejuggernaut:
What we're doing is our way of flaming. This guy is obviously a douche. The next thing he posts I will probably flame the old-fashioned way, but the joke was way too hard to pass up.
I like to see a good ass now and again.
Damn, CelicaCrazed took mine.
Anyway, Rain Justice, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. Welcome to Destructoid.
I miss the days when people actually DID post tits in here.
Am I doing it right?
Yes you are Krow, yes you are.
I shed a manly tear of joy every time I see that image.
@Puppy Licks
I'm glad my four hours of mad copy paste payed off. It wouldn't have taken nearly that long if I didn't feel the need to -- nevermind.
I puked all over your mothers grave after reading this blasphomy. There are special places in the 7th circle of hell for you, not worthy of taking the time to describe to you.
<3
Puppy Licks, I'm fairly certain one of those tits is actually a chickadee. Ah well, same genus. You know what's really ironic? All tits have masculine binomial names (i.e; Poecile Cinctus instead of Poecile Cincta).
Yeah, I'm a bird-nerd.
Haha, totally awesome. I do wish there were some giant cocks in here.
This is the best intro blog I've ever seen. Welcome, my friend!
wtf did just happen here...
You like Ace Attorney and you seem kind of unstable. This could go a few ways, but since you're responsible for this thread you've already got some goodwill. Welcome.
What we really need is a big, black, cock.
Neat.
@Zombiekiller: My cock is indisputably bigger than your cock.
Wow, I can tell I'm going to like it here.
The comments are great. Gotta love Dtoid
The blog needs work. I came expecting tits, and this post did not deliver.
But, this is me not saying anything more about a fail blog because I don't work for the site. ;)
Welcome to Destructoid
For a "tits" thread, there sure is an awful lot of cock. Keyword: AWFUL.