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Rain Justice | 7:48 PM on 08.27.2009 51 comments


No. Not really. It was just to catch your attention. You can press the little arrow pointing left now. You're a faggot if you do though.

This first post is just a little heads up. It's about me, becuase I love talking about myself. What. Shut up, doesn't everyone?

I am Rain Justice.
I'm a little self absorbed.
I like some games but I never really have the time to complete them.
Wait, no, I love games.
I just can't... fini...sh...th....
I can't finish anything.
I like drink and drugs, it's the way to go.
I wan't to make comics one day and maybe make some video game art.
You're going to hate me.

Here are some games I like so you don't whine about how I'm not talking about video games:

Phoenix Wright
Phoenix Wright: Justice for All
Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations
Pokémon Gold Version

There. I'm done.

By the way, I love you so much.

(I love how there's a drunk option thing, becuase I'm an alcoholic and most of my posts will be drunkern posts.)



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Dtoid Countdown's Destructoid Blog
I like this man...he sounds like me...but not as good :O)

Welcome
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
If you're not going to post tits, THEN I WILL!!




Rain Justice's Destructoid Blog
UUAAAGGHHH, FUCK YES, TITS.
manasteel88's Destructoid Blog
wait...this isn't a drunkern post?
Elsa's Destructoid Blog
Puppy licks... nice tits!

... and Rain Justice... welcome to Destructoid! :)
Elsa's Destructoid Blog
hmmm... that 1st sentence in my above comment can be read totally the wrong way!

(though I'm sure that Puppy has very discerning tastes in what he licks...ummm... I think I'm just digging a deeper hole for myself here so I'll quit while I'm not ahead...)
Rain Justice's Destructoid Blog
It's very nice to meet you all. I suddonly don't feel so bad for sitting at a computer playing video game music at a house party.
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
Puppy licks a lot of things.



thats right :D
Jonathan Holmes's Destructoid Blog
Nice to meet you!
TheDRMaster's Destructoid Blog
You have an FLCL avatar, therefore we're automatic best friends.

Welcome to D-Toid!
Arkhon's Destructoid Blog
Thread needs more boobies.





This thread is now about awkwardly named birds.
Krow's Destructoid Blog
You and Necros should make out.
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
Boobies and tits and nothing without a good old pussy!








Also, I don't like you, anyone that uses drugs is instantly a douchebag for me.
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
Nice boobies, but we needs more hooters.



Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Hahahhaha, this thread rocks
norm9's Destructoid Blog
You seem like an asshole and I already dislike you.

Welcome anyways.
Arkhon's Destructoid Blog
@Naim Master:

I was going to complain that you weren't following the bird examples, but the kitten pictures were far too cute.
Gyrael's Destructoid Blog
Here's some Phoenix Wright respek.
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
@arkhon
Well, you pretty much can't have tits without pussies!

Also, look at this beautiful blond chick with a cute pussy, damn, my cock gets turned on just by looking at it!


Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
Dammit, my cock is too big for this page!
Arkhon's Destructoid Blog
@Naim Master:

You made me laugh for at least a minute straight.
flabzilla's Destructoid Blog
You better watch you don't get that shit on your cock.
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
Here are some games I like so you don't whine about how I'm not commenting about video games:

Phoenix Wright Ride the Lightning
Phoenix Wright Master of Puppets


(also I google imaged everything you guys posted and got very different results, gosh!)
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
At least the tip of my cock it appearing; I didn't notice, but my cock spewed my crap all over the place, my bad!

@arkhon
Glad I could help to relieve a human soul in depressing times of economical recession and imminent death by mam-made doomsday device like particle accelerator and nuclear wars... >:'D
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
Well played Naim Master, well played :)
RAB's Destructoid Blog
thats a fucking huge cock
wanderingpixel's Destructoid Blog
@Puppy licks
I need moar.
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
@unstopabblejuggernaut (I don't feel like our relationship is deep enough for me to call you juggs in quotes, I may look like a douchebag if I try to look all homie and shit by calling you by nicknames, so that's why I'm writing the whole fucking name)

I did flame him, look at the first picture, I trust that the success of my phallic joke made people go to my first comment and re-see the hateful words, making my fiery hatred more effective than usual, but anyways I believe that derailing to sexual jokes is pretty much flaming!
Arkhon's Destructoid Blog
@unstoppablejuggernaut:

What we're doing is our way of flaming. This guy is obviously a douche. The next thing he posts I will probably flame the old-fashioned way, but the joke was way too hard to pass up.
CelicaCrazed's Destructoid Blog
I like to see a good ass now and again.


Deathofthedead's Destructoid Blog
Damn, CelicaCrazed took mine.

Anyway, Rain Justice, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. Welcome to Destructoid.
10BobMarleys's Destructoid Blog
I miss the days when people actually DID post tits in here.
Krow's Destructoid Blog
Am I doing it right?


Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
Yes you are Krow, yes you are.

I shed a manly tear of joy every time I see that image.


Krow's Destructoid Blog
@Puppy Licks

I'm glad my four hours of mad copy paste payed off. It wouldn't have taken nearly that long if I didn't feel the need to -- nevermind.
Persona's Destructoid Blog
I puked all over your mothers grave after reading this blasphomy. There are special places in the 7th circle of hell for you, not worthy of taking the time to describe to you.

<3
Quantum Zombie's Destructoid Blog
Puppy Licks, I'm fairly certain one of those tits is actually a chickadee. Ah well, same genus. You know what's really ironic? All tits have masculine binomial names (i.e; Poecile Cinctus instead of Poecile Cincta).

Yeah, I'm a bird-nerd.
kauza's Destructoid Blog
Haha, totally awesome. I do wish there were some giant cocks in here.


phantomile's Destructoid Blog
This is the best intro blog I've ever seen. Welcome, my friend!
Crunshii's Destructoid Blog
wtf did just happen here...
ace of knaves's Destructoid Blog
You like Ace Attorney and you seem kind of unstable. This could go a few ways, but since you're responsible for this thread you've already got some goodwill. Welcome.
zombiekiller13's Destructoid Blog
What we really need is a big, black, cock.


Freefall's Destructoid Blog
Neat.


kauza's Destructoid Blog
@Zombiekiller: My cock is indisputably bigger than your cock.
Rain Justice's Destructoid Blog
Wow, I can tell I'm going to like it here.
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
The comments are great. Gotta love Dtoid

The blog needs work. I came expecting tits, and this post did not deliver.

But, this is me not saying anything more about a fail blog because I don't work for the site. ;)

Welcome to Destructoid
PappaDukes's Destructoid Blog
For a "tits" thread, there sure is an awful lot of cock. Keyword: AWFUL.


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