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Hi, I'm Rab.
I like games.
Ever since I could remember, I've always wanted to have a career that somehow allowed me continue to be involved with them. For that reason and pretty much that reason alone, I'm going to college and learning about the different components and things that go into the videogame industry. I like to analyze videogames and see what makes them tick. If a game sucks, I want to understand exactly what makes it suck so hard. To this day I'm still not sure exactly how I want things to pan out, and I don't exactly know what it is I want to do within the game industry, but I know it's going to kick ass.

I like the consider myself a pretty well rounded person when it comes to taste in videogames. As long as the game has well thought out mechanics and fun gameplay, I'll atleast give it a shot.

My Sweet Ride:

Games I Currently Play Alot:
CAPCOM vs SNK 2
Shadow Complex
Megaman 9
Trials HD
STREET FIGHTER 4 YOU SON HOF HA BEETCH BYSON

Consoles I Hab:
Xbox 360
Xbox
Playstation 2
GameCube
Super Nintendo
Nintendo DS
Sega Dreamcast
Gameboy Advance SP
Gameboy Color

Consoles I No Longer Hab:
Nintendo 64
Playstation
Sega Genesis
Sega CD
NES

Best Band Ever:
Tenacious D

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THANKS DESTRUCTOID <3
RAB \| 3:00 PM on 12.23.2008	22 comments

So, much to some of the communities disdain I recently was one of the winners of the "Kamikaze t-shirt comment contest." And wouldn't ya know, I just got a package in the mail.

Adress changed for the lulz. And to protect my orifices from all the molesters on destructoid.

HEY LOOK, A SHURT. YAAAAAAAY

WHAT? CONDOMS AND BUTTONS??

OH SNAP

THANKS DESTRUCTOID <33

But realistically speaking... is it a good idea for me to use those condoms for the intended purpose? I'm really on the fence about that one. Not that I don't trust you guys.. I just really don't like babies and the aids.

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21 comments | showing # 1 to 21

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Use the condom as a balloon animal.

Takeshi

Tie that T-shirt onto the balloon animal and wait for the right winds. Those that flow to Amsterdam.

Danmartigan

The condoms are probably made of aids.

SnakeDude4Life

Hold on to that relic.

It's a symbol of a peaceful Destructoid before we militarize and annexed Florida and Canada.

ALL GLORY TO THE ROBOT!!!

Arttemis

Lol condoms!

Chad Concelmo

Women love the feel of Destructoid condoms. :)

garison

Chad know this. Chad is expert on such things.

Char Aznable

Chad puts one of these on every finger and toe and simultaneously fingerbangs (toebangs?!) 20 sexy ladies.

Also, let's play some Street Fighter.

RAB

@ char
i'll get online in a sec

@ everyone else

balloon animal sounds like a great idea.
i'll use one for that and maybe i'll use one for a vagina.

but i'm totally pulling out.

RonBurgandy2010

Aww, and I wanted to give you oral pleasure.

RAB

also @ char

wow i really can't get that image out of my head now.

king3vbo

Wrap it before you snap it

braulio09

Goddammit. I missed my chance to show my Dtoid condom first. Damn Dtoid eating up my post and damn my busy schedule this week.

I, too, was wondering about the reliability of the things. If I get the AIDS or a baby I'm totally gonna stop reading Dtoid.

No, I won't.

Artemus

DTOID condoms...
Feel so natural.

Samit Sarkar

As a wise man once said...No glove, no love.

Dyson

Dtoid staff never use the love gloves. It goes against our mission of populating the world with our awesome.

RAB

@ braulio

srsly. if i end up stuck with a baby i'm totally sticking it in a box and mailing it to niero

nebones

JASWESOME

Aziel13

totally JAWESOME!

mid3vol

OMG IM NOT JEALOUS!

spinseffingcool

i'll take the aids baby condom...

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