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my favorite games are and in this order until after gta.
the Metal Gear series as a whole.
the final fantasy series as a whole.
the gta series as a whole.
the first resident evil.
the first suffering.
the castlevania series as a whole.
some super mario world of course.
a few zelda titles.
the aqua teen hunger force as a whole.
the soon to be announced rob zombie game (my breath is held).
contra 1,2 and super.
streets of rage.
soulcaliber series as a whole (soul blade included).
some game by the name of chronic the hemphog.
burning the trees.
barak obama: the anti-chr...
the devil my cry series as a just the first two.
chrono trigger and cross.
kotor 1 and 2.
fable.
gran turismo.
ssx tricky (its tricky,tricky!).
sim earth.
sim ant.
lake and ocean odell.
evo:the search for eden.
star ocean snes.
front mission as a series.
r.a.d.(robot alchemic drive).
frequency (due to the fact i was into eating beans a few years ago and you could easily create awesome blow-up beats and fuck like a rabbit with a horse cock).
that one where you did that thing that was cool and shit.
mario kart64.
doom.
and oh so many i can't remember but they were good games i think.


greatest video game/related movies:
silent hill (just for mirroring the source material so well)
brainscan (way ahead of its time)
and i think thats about it for the movies.


music: i love all kinds of musak but my favorite is hardcore and hip-hop. but i also listen to reggae, bluegrass, punk, old rock and roll, jazz, blues, fucking everything we as humans can perform well. My favorite band is AC/DC (Bon Scott era). And Tupac Shakur (The best fucking ever) and A Tribe Called Quest (smooth shit, like real smooth).


my greatest inspiration: Nicola Tesla.
i slowly turn the heat up in the shower until it doesn't go no more.
fire it up.



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Qraze | 6:15 PM on 06.14.2008 10 comments


I want to win this contest so bad that i don't give a shit about this game.In fact i've never heard of it till a contest was announced and now its the greatest game i've ever played!How can i go on living without winning a signed copy?Easily, that's how.Maybe i should just stop now but when i make this blog live it'll be sandwiched between more etrian blogs and you know what,this blog at least will stand out from the ds bs blogs all over d~toid that few are actually going to read.I like humor and you should be expecting this,that by the power of grayskull,i will win,and win victoriouslly too.I"m gonna dance and sing and masturbate ruthlessly while you losers weep and huff my gigantic chubby.If this game can bring back childhood joys then you my friendless friend may just be a child,considering this game is not old at all,perhaps as old as you are.This contest has brought out all the bloggers who haven't blogged yet and some vets as well.But don't let my winning blog deter you,you could still finish 3rd.



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canuckgamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 19:47
canuckgamer
Wow, this is epic! Epic fail :p
Also you should not masturbate, you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms ^^
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 19:59
Qraze
thanks for your opinion! i'm glad you guys have a great sense of humor. and you are exactly the person i was talking about.ha ha. so what games have you worked on?
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 21:37
Tubatic
Well, you titled it wrong . . .so technically it shouldn't count?

Also, I like my entry the best.
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 22:10
smackifilia
I support your decision to masturbate
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 01:12
Qraze
just beat mgs4! i have never given a game a standing ovation but with this game i absolutely felt like i had to and i did. i'll write a blog about it tomorrow ( spoiler free of course ) and tubatic, i agree i liked yours the best.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2008 11:46
bluemeep
I forgot to enter this contest and now I feel bad about myself.
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