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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask loved me. Wherever you've gone, I hope you're in a better place.

Beyamor's avatar fathered mine's love child at PAX East. It's ok though, 'cuz he gave me a picture of a Kirby as child support. Cheap bastard...



I inspired a song. (Thanks, Alphadeus!)


I am an element of Destructoid. (Thanks, Corduroy Turtle!)

10 things that may help you to understand me better.

I used to be the Cblog Recapper for Mondays. It was a good run.



May want to stay out of the old stuff. I didn't know what I was doing when I started here.
Like most other D-toiders I am male, 15 to 30 something, introverted to the point of social ineptitude, and grew up obsessing over whatever videogames I came across-- somewhat to the chagrin of my parents. I have about 9-10 gigs (yes, GIGS) of hard drive space devoted to game music, original soundtracks and remixes alike (Much love for OCRemix ). I've logged many, many hours into World of Warcraft, though I cancelled my account and have been "clean" for nearly a year now. I am a moderately slavering Nintendo fan because-- let's be fair... they were easily the biggest influence in my formative years. Because of this, it is my belief that Smash Bros. Brawl was created specifically for me. The fact that the rest of you may enjoy it is merely coincidence.

I am something of a stickler for both grammar and punctuation, and the use of "LOL" and its truncated ilk sometimes causes me to cringe. Fairly warned be ye, says I.



I work and go to college part time, which is a strain on both my finances and my free time. As such, my gaming collection isn't as up-to-date as I'd like. Somehow, I have managed to obtain a Wii, PS3, and a 360. My favorite console, however, is still the original NES My brother and I bought ourselves 20-odd years ago. I'm almost never more than 50 feet from my DS. I just replaced my computer's innards, and have found that I have more PC games to catch up on than time to do it in. I manage to stay current on most games by visiting friends with other systems, and the ancient art of borrowing. And that's a nice thing about games... if you miss `em you can go back to them years later and they're just the same as they ever were.

I tend to be more of a lurker than a contributor, but if I see something I think is particularly humorous or worthy, I do enjoy sharing.

E-mail: Qalamari {at} gmail {dot} com. Infrequently checked, you're better off sending me a PM on the site.

PSN: Qalamari. Haven't been on there much lately. =/

Steam: Qalamari. Steam sales are craaaazy! Always willing to help with Hat Fortress 2.

Xbox 360: Qalamari. You may be picking up on a theme here by now.

I love to see new Miis. If you add my Wii code, let me know! 5015-7633-5088-2932

Brawl code: 1289-7907-1240. PM me if you add it so I can hit you back.

Mario Kart Wii code: 0731-5535-7924. Same deal.

I had Pokemon codes here once, but I don't think anybody cared.
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What's going on here?
Qalamari | 4:11 PM on 06.16.2008 18 comments


Can someone explain this to me please? I'm flattered, obviously, but I wrote this almost two months ago.



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Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 16:34
Hamza CTZ Aziz
lol, I was wondering that too. We think it's just getting a lot of hits through Google or something.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 16:40
Chad Concelmo
Hey! That's me! :)
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 16:43
Justice


Amazing indeed!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 17:07
king3vbo
LOL @ Justice
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 17:12
Chad Concelmo
@Justice,
That picture is both offensive and amazing (mostly amazing). :) :)
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 17:12
Qalamari
Hm. Well, it doesn't show up on Google for at least ten pages, even searching Pokemon+Destructoid. It isn't even on the front PAGE searching for Qalamari. It's a mystery.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 17:13
Aaron Mxy Yost
VOODOO MAGIC!
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 17:25
Teta
Justice wins one itnernets.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 17:38
Brian Szabelski
I dunno how. Magic?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 17:45
blehman
Justice wins the thread. lol
timepants's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 17:56
timepants
lol Justice that picture leaves me dumbfounded
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 18:30
Samit Sarkar
Strange, indeed. It’s not even on the first page when I Google “Pokemon guilty pleasure”.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 19:00
braulio09
Not on the first FOUR pages of google when searching for the exact article title

h4x?
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 19:34
big filth
best thread ever.

mystery - check

suspense - check

studs with no shirts - check

studs with no shirts - check

SF4/Ryu-like penis - check
Rucksack's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2008 20:30
Rucksack
I'm guessing another site is linking to your story.
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 01:07
Qalamari
Right... I was hoping someone knew which one. Oh well.
Rucksack's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2008 13:37
Rucksack
@Qalamari

There's several free tools on the internet that'll tell you.
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