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Destructoid and Quail: A Love Story (NVGR)
Qais Fulton | 12:35 PM on 03.28.2008 22 comments




It seems like lately a lot of people have been dealing with vast quantities of unpleasantness, and only recently has the collective fortune of the unlucky taken a turn for the better. I've had my own rashers of shit to contend with resulting in a lingering despondency that I couldn't seem to shake.

Yet in my bleakest hour, when it seemed like all hope had been lost, a hero appeared on the horizon. A hero in a robot helmet, flanked by a similarly incredible female compatriot toting a withering glance that causes the immediate and irreversible decomposition of the manhood of those unlucky enough to be caught in its crosshairs. I hear she also has laser nipples, though that remains unconfirmed at the time of this posting.

You see, last night I received a surprise package. This weird little lumpy envelope that I would've suspected was an incendiary device or space wasps bio-engineered...TO KILL, had it not been addressed from Colette and Niero. To be perfectly honest I was a little puzzled. I mean, we'd agreed that my hush money for keeping Chad and Colette's growing army of mutant flipper babies a secret (Chad is half-dolphin you see) would come at the beginning of the month.

But not being one to turn down free stuff, even if it's a package of murderous space wasps, I tore into my mystery package.

What the deuce...



OH SHIT! MOTHERFUCKIN' SURPRISE QUAIL Y'ALL!



In my hour of need, Colette and Niero stepped up and made what was rapidly turning into a pretty horrible episode A FUCKING AMAZING QUAIL DANCE PARTY!

I love Destructoid, I love Colette, and I love Niero in ways that are almost certainly violations of my conditional parole. This place is fantastic, and all of you (even the ones who don't send me random quails) rock out with your respective cocks out.



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BigPopaGamer's Destructoid Blog
Is that a Quail plushie? Hard to tell.
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
I have never seen anyone look more frightening in a photo.

Congratulations on your quail!


MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
Really, if you're going to have an unplanned icon, it's tough to beat a quail for originality and attitude.
007's Destructoid Blog
The lighting is a bit funky, but it appears that you're "happy."
bloodylip's Destructoid Blog
By my powers of deduction, it would seem that you're having problems with a bitch.
razerangel's Destructoid Blog
I have nightmares because of that pic but its an awesome quail!
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
PLUSH QUAIL IS WIN!
Qais Fulton's Destructoid Blog
Big Popa: Sure enough!

007: My Macbook has the extra special "really fucking shitty picture" plugin.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Quail plushie? ROCK ON
GrayFox's Destructoid Blog
Now all you need is a futon and the circle will be complete.
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
Glad you're happy.
GuitarAtomik's Destructoid Blog
BEWARE SURPRISE QUAIL!!
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
Oh shi-
Qais Fulton's Destructoid Blog
GrayFox: Way ahead of you.
Colette Bennett's Destructoid Blog
*hug*

I'm so glad you like him.
DynamicSheep's Destructoid Blog
Yeah, this place is the bees knees, Qais.
Cowzilla3's Destructoid Blog
I've got that plugin too. Not sure why I ever downloaded it...
charliesuh's Destructoid Blog
Awesome! You should be QailMan for the next halloween! hahaha
Victor Stillwater's Destructoid Blog
*Insert insipid joke about naming said plushie Dan Quail here*
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog
I'm going to look into stuffed space wasps.

Stuffed with POISON~!!!
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
So I assume this is going up on Tomopop tomorrow?
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Haha, that’s awesome. Hopefully things are going better.


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