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Hi, my name is Mike and my primary interests revolve around video games and music. I live in Iowa and it is terrible for anything video game related be it a NARP, contest, event, or anything of the sort. Chad is my hero and when the opportunity arises I will buy him a dolphin.

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Super Metroid and the Castlevania series are my favorite types of games. I also love Dead Rising to death more than anyone I know. I play my Xbox 360 primarily, so if you ever need anyone to play with feel free to add me.

Consoles owned:

NES
(no SNES I fail :( )
Genesis
Gameboy Color
GBA
Playstation 2
Nintendo DS
Xbox
Xbox 360
Playstation 3
Wii

Playing now -

Heroes of Newerth
Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise

Favorite Music:

Steven Wilson/Porcupine Tree
Dream Theater
Opeth
Iron Maiden
Joe Satriani
Blackfield
King Crimson
Transatlantic
OSI
Gentle Giant

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I received a strange package today.
Pyroph \| 1:19 PM on 01.08.2009	20 comments

...What the hell is this? I didn't order anything.

So today I woke up to stumble upon this strange package sitting outside my door. A very peculiar shape indeed this package was.

Upon opening it I was presented with something that I don't know what to do with.

I present to you... a bat.

I don't ever recall being notified before this.

Microsoft, what are you encouraging me to DO?!! Maybe Fox News will put a nice spin on it.

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17 comments | showing # 1 to 17

BlindsideDork

Sweet, winning free stuff is full of...well win!

Congrats. I wish I won free stuff.

Arttemis

Knee caps. You know what to do.

Char Aznable

You have no idea how badly I want to take that bat and smash that table your stuff is lying on. Just do it for the hell of it. No offense to the table, it would just be kinda cool.

Pyroph

Maybe I could give it to Chad for his old lady crusade. Upgrade the weaponry.

Jordan Devore

Nice, now go hit some people with it.

Excel-2011

"Enclosed please find your prize."
If it isn't too much trouble, could you please find this Marden-Kane, Inc. and crack the skull of whoever wrote that sentence? Thanks in advance.

Justice

Test it out on humans, like the others have advised!

TrailerParkJesus

Not knowing must have driven you batty don't hit me

Half left

Lucky bastard.

RonBurgandy2010

That's awesome.

Funktastic

What the hell did you have to do to enter this contest and what not? That thing is freaking sweet! Also, the Metal Slug bead majigger = EPIC!

HydroTonix

Are you complaineing? If so, give it to me.

Darkknight37

Epic

free touch

I remember that contest. I actually one 1000 microsoft points from that.

Woverine

ebay ftw on that one.. just make the buy it now 1 cent and be sure to link me before anyone else ;)

atheistium

Don't hurt us :S

SakuChan

Haha, it's obvious they are encouraging you to be violent because you learn it from games!

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