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I received a strange package today.
Pyroph | 1:19 PM on 01.08.2009 19 comments


...What the hell is this? I didn't order anything.



So today I woke up to stumble upon this strange package sitting outside my door. A very peculiar shape indeed this package was.

Upon opening it I was presented with something that I don't know what to do with.

I present to you... a bat.






I don't ever recall being notified before this.



Microsoft, what are you encouraging me to DO?!! Maybe Fox News will put a nice spin on it.



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BlindsideDork's Destructoid Blog
Sweet, winning free stuff is full of...well win!

Congrats. I wish I won free stuff.
Arttemis's Destructoid Blog
Knee caps. You know what to do.
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
You have no idea how badly I want to take that bat and smash that table your stuff is lying on. Just do it for the hell of it. No offense to the table, it would just be kinda cool.
Pyroph's Destructoid Blog
Maybe I could give it to Chad for his old lady crusade. Upgrade the weaponry.
Jordan Devore's Destructoid Blog
Nice, now go hit some people with it.
The-Excel's Destructoid Blog
"Enclosed please find your prize."
If it isn't too much trouble, could you please find this Marden-Kane, Inc. and crack the skull of whoever wrote that sentence? Thanks in advance.
Justice's Destructoid Blog
Test it out on humans, like the others have advised!
TrailerParkJesus's Destructoid Blog
Not knowing must have driven you batty don't hit me
Half left's Destructoid Blog
Lucky bastard.
brainderailment's Destructoid Blog
GTA4 is okay, but that bat was forged in the fires of win.
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
That's awesome.
Funktastic's Destructoid Blog
What the hell did you have to do to enter this contest and what not? That thing is freaking sweet! Also, the Metal Slug bead majigger = EPIC!
HydroTonix's Destructoid Blog
Are you complaineing? If so, give it to me.
free touch's Destructoid Blog
I remember that contest. I actually one 1000 microsoft points from that.
Woverine's Destructoid Blog
ebay ftw on that one.. just make the buy it now 1 cent and be sure to link me before anyone else ;)
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
Don't hurt us :S
SakuChan's Destructoid Blog
Haha, it's obvious they are encouraging you to be violent because you learn it from games!
Solgrim's Destructoid Blog
I think it had something to do with downloading a gamer picture or something.


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