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PwnyBownz

Unpublished Confessions From The Meat Bible

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Mmmmmmmmmass Effect. Yum.

Having won the internets with precision Kmart sniping, I would like to tell you all to start flagellating yourselves unmercifully for the "legitimate" release of ME. The flagellation is for my amusement, the waiting is penan...

 


I have Mass Effect. You do not.

8:00 am Kmart breaks street date. I buy two copies. One for me. One for GuitarAtomik. One left on the self for some lucky fool. Shit this good never happens. Three hours in. Pop up textures out the ass. Seriously retarded a.i. but Cinematically unrivaled. Check yo KMARTS!

 


Destructoid Theme song entry.

Though not technically my first entry, an entry that I feel can be taken seriously as a contender. Please direct your innertubes to Straight up metal What does you think in your minds? I'm pretty sure William Haley hates all life inside of me. Ciao Kittens!

 


Review: Mass Effect - Revelation

In short, Revelations is light on depth, or even revelations themselves, but delivers big with thrills and brutality. Sets the backdrop nicely for the game, piques interest, leaves one wanting more. As a gamer I've been fo...

 


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