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Pictures of my new girlfriend and our MAKO.
PwnyBownz | 12:13 PM on 11.14.2007 17 comments


I met Jane Shepard at a local Kmart last Saturday. We hit it off quick and we're soon after inseperable. Wasn't long before we were going on missions and stuff, important stuff having to do with stuff.



I like the rest of the gang too. Wrex is hilarious. Did you know Krogan have 4 sets of testicles?
Liara's a slut and if Kaiden doesn't stop making awkward passes at my girl, I will beat the fuck out of his space-ass.



Anyway, There's another picture included that shows how gravity went haywire for no reason while we were driving through a tunnel on an important mission... without Kaiden...



That said, I challenge anyone who has the chance to play Mass Effect to create a cuter Jane.



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ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 12:27
ArrestedDeveloper
I effin hate you.

p.s. please post blue nipple pictures
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 12:28
Snaileb
STOP TEASING ME! I must have this...
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 12:37
king3vbo
God damn you
Zarathustra's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 12:38
Zarathustra
This is torture!
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 12:43
nademagnet
BLUE NIPPLES!!!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 12:43
Sharpless
I love how you've come back and all you do is taunt us with Mass Effect. Bastard. :)
PwnyBownz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 12:46
PwnyBownz
Any other requests? Besides "MOAR BLUE NIPPLES!" that is...
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 12:57
13thDragon
I don't see any sharks!! Tease!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 13:11
Eschatos
I'll give you two dollars for the game!
Corncobtacular's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 13:11
Corncobtacular
i hate you so much, but somehow i won't be able to resist coming back to your next Mass Effect post
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 13:36
GuitarAtomik
I should post some pics of my guy. And then they can date.
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 13:38
Arugala9
I hate you.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 13:42
Sharpless
My request is, Give it to me.
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 15:20
Arugala9
How are shotguns?
PwnyBownz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 15:28
PwnyBownz
Well, I've got Wrex outfitted with a pretty good shotty. It's called a "Hurricane IV" or something. Anyway, one of the shotgun feats is to shoot a slow exploding projectile which makes Geth go bam.
Another cool thing to do with the shottys is use the weapon force upgrade. The one I have equipped grants my shotgun +35% force, which means that pointblank direct hits send dudes sprawling to the ground - spinning like pinwheels. It's pretty funny actually, especially if you have your armor upgrade with extra melee kinetics which basically makes to the Hulk with melee. Believe me when I say physics come heavily into play.
Corncobtacular's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 15:45
Corncobtacular
Are you playing with biotics at all?

How are the tech weapons/powers/abilities?
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 16:11
GuitarAtomik
Biotics are cool. They have cooldown time instead of something like magic points so you don't really have to worry about wasting said points. I don't really have too many yet (I'm a Vanguard so I'm like a medium level biotic user) but I do have "Throw" and "Lift". Throw is like a force push and lift basically makes the target lose it's hold on gravity so you can combo them. Lift then throw their gravity-less body for extra damage.

There's also a move called Singularity which forces everything not tied down to one point (An enemy for example). PonyBones killed a guy with a chair that way.
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