Flixist Awards 2011: Worst Movie on flixist

WTF is Destructoid? Read this first! Got news? email us

create an account | login

Home Buy & Sell Wii U PS Vita 360 PS3 Wii PC 3DS PSP Reviews Videos Blogs Forums Fight

PwnyBownz's blog

About Me

Gamer Profile

3DS friend code:
Steam:
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag:

Following (9)

edit

Around the community:

Bloggers Wanted: Training

Your complete guide to Destructoid

I have Mass Effect. You do not.
PwnyBownz \| 12:13 PM on 11.10.2007	31 comments

8:00 am Kmart breaks street date. I buy two copies. One for me. One for GuitarAtomik. One left on the self for some lucky fool.

Shit this good never happens.

Three hours in. Pop up textures out the ass. Seriously retarded a.i. but Cinematically unrivaled.

Check yo KMARTS!

Attached photos:

Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook

Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid

New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

22 comments | showing # 1 to 22

Kryptinite

Holy shit....

Xerosnake90

Good for you. I'll get it for the holidays maybe, Assassin's creed will be mine in a few days though =]

Sharpless

DAMN YOU.

Also, where the hell have you been? Back just to gloat? Stay a while, Red Menace.

Atlas

I have wanted this game more than any other for over a year, ever since I heard about it. I can patiently wait 10 painful more days until it releases at this point.

BlindsideDork

Hooray for inability to comment and generic shooter! Huzzah!

Atlas

I'm GutarAtomik's new account. I's in texas right now buddy mail it too me I'll pm you new address.

Clockwork

I hate your face.

Eschatos

Why didn't you buy a hundred copies? Think of how much you could have gotten for them on Ebay.

BahamutZero

die in a fire

PwnyBownz

Actually, I did come back just to gloat. But I'll stay now that I'm internet famous for the next few days.

Oh and it turns out that Saren's your father. Spoiler alert!

king3vbo

fuuuuuuck you

BluDesign

I'm GutarAtomik's new account. I's in texas right now buddy mail it too me I'll pm you new address.

Sorry about the triple posting. I've been using the wrong computer so I stay logged in under the wrong name. Despite any additional comments from other accounts regarding sending me, GuitarAtomik, my copy of the game, PM this DVDdesign account I have so I can get you my corrected address, and ignore all other request I may accidentally make or have made before this particular post.

Sorry for any error, Pwny.

BTW, the $1,000 I owe you for being awesome is in your PayPal account as promised. If not call me at my regular cell phone at 3am and ask for it then. Make sure to swear at me. Alot.

Tron Knotts

Is the game any good? It looks sort of crappy.

GuitarAtomik

Lol. Mass Impersonations.

PwnyBownz

Holy shit. I was just driving around the Mako when a huge fucking Sandworm bursts from the desert and spits life taking death goo from it's maw, rendering the mako useless and me dead.
It was totally unexpected and sweet.

DisablingEagle

Wow. You have proof of the game and your crotch all in the same picture.

JRisJunior

i hate you as well. i had to be retarded and reserved it at Best Buy. Honestly, if there's a K-Mart around here somewhere, I'm going there and I'll buy it in a heartbeat if it's there.

PwnyBownz

@DisablingEagle

It's to show scale

Joe Burling

I didn't even realize you blogged about this, too. I so fail, but at least I have mine!

Maurice Tan

I hate you all!

Arugala9

I hate you and what is up with blindside? He has some serious hate going on.

Snaileb

F*CK F*CK F*CK!

Comment with Facebook

Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid

New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!

All editorial content, including blogs, comments, and forums written by our community, are protected by a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing requiring attribution. Destructoid aka ModernMethod is an independently-run company forged by our childhood love of video games and adulthood hatred mainstream video game press.

Living the dream since March 16, 2006