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Puppy Licks \| 8:53 PM on 07.01.2009	27 comments

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DanMazkin, *sniff* it's Robot, Swift Robot.
You're on my friends list so I think you should know... I've whored a lot of achievement games. Some shovelware from the rental store uptown uh.. some downloadables maybe 5 or 10..
um that Yaris game I found on LIVE Arcade. I left it on my hard drive along with some doritos game.

I played King Kong, my old game, with 1000 achievement points, and some game.... some old casual game with cars last week! I beat another game with a cheat book...

*sobbing*

I had to, I almost didn't get the points, *sniff* and something else there I can't remember maybe a movie game... but that's beat too.

And uh Avatar. I played Avatar for five minutes straight, the disc is collecting dust on a shelf in a preowned store! I don't want to leave anything out here... I guess I've played maybe 20 shovelware games, maybe 40. I have youtube videos of a lot of it, *sniff* uh some of the guys on my friends list have seen the videos. *sniff* I even, um....

*gagging*

I bought a hacked controller... and I tried to cheat a little.

*sniff*

Tonight I, uh, *laughter* I just had to get a LOT of achievements! And um... I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it, this time. So I mean.... ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh... I mean I guess I'm a pretty cool guy....

So, if you get back tomorrow... I may show up on the forums, so... you know...
keep your eyes open.

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27 comments | showing # 1 to 27

slayer the player says:
(# 0) on 07/01/2009 22:09

omg i love this so much im so tempted to use the oppening monolouge as my intro, just wow at first i thought you where doing bob sagat from half baked just waiting for i sucked some dick for points but wow +1 internets to you

Monodi says:
(# 1) on 07/01/2009 22:11

PuppyLicks?

PuppyLicks!?

PUPPYLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKSS!!!!

Tavendale says:
(# 2) on 07/01/2009 22:13

There, there.

*firm hug, pat on the back*

It'll be okay.

*sway gently*

Shhh, shh, you're alright.

*slowly our lips meet and my han... WAIT WHAT!?*

slayer the player says:
(# 3) on 07/01/2009 22:20

@puppy licks

has this confestion ment anything?
also THIS IS NOT AN EXIT

Qraze says:
(# 4) on 07/01/2009 22:29

? i think whatever that was flew right over my head. yeah, i don't get it and i don't really care.

Naim Master says:
(# 5) on 07/01/2009 22:39

Puppy Licks casts Confusion on Destructoid at the cost of 5 reputation !

slayer the player says:
(# 6) on 07/01/2009 22:39

@qraze i think im the only one who got it and it was amazing

king3vbo says:
(# 7) on 07/01/2009 22:45

wat

Naim Master says:
(# 8) on 07/01/2009 22:46

OMGOMGOMG , I GOT IT ! It's a slut/drugged confession style mail because he just realized he's a trophy whore ! CLEVER ! Puppy Licks , you won one interwebz !9seriously , that was awesome)

slayer the player says:
(# 9) on 07/01/2009 22:51

i still dont think anyone knows where this is from

DanMazkin says:
(# 10) on 07/01/2009 23:12

I tea-bagged Paul_Allen, with my balls, in the face. His body is dissolving in Warthog in High Ground.

Puppy Licks says:
(# 11) on 07/01/2009 23:14

Ehhh it was just a bit of fun, I changed the title and added a header image to make it a lot less vague now. Hope it helps.

Cheers to everyone who got it early.

TheCleaningGuy says:
(# 12) on 07/01/2009 23:21

coincidentally, I just added you on PSN.
Also, check your goddamn Refused Classification email!

DanMazkin says:
(# 13) on 07/01/2009 23:21

Naim Master, I've seen you jump the gun here on Dtoid a few times now and start trying to flame people for their blogs, bet each time all you've managed to do is make yourself look like more of an ass. This blog is genuinely fucking hilarious and if you don't get the reference then that's your own damn fault.

I know you're trying to fit in with all the cool kids here, but try to make an effort to know what you're talking about before getting up on your high horse, otherwise you'll just end up with more shit on your face.

slayer the player says:
(# 14) on 07/01/2009 23:24

@puppy licks
image is win too, i want that achievement

smurfee mcgee says:
(# 15) on 07/02/2009 00:30

OMG amazing. just watched that shiz.

EternalDeathSlayer says:
(# 16) on 07/02/2009 00:44

This was fucking beautiful.

Naim Master says:
(# 17) on 07/02/2009 02:22

@danmazkin
I wasn't being sarcastic :(

RonBurgandy2010 says:
(# 18) on 07/02/2009 08:30

O_o?

Zippyduda says:
(# 19) on 07/02/2009 10:07

@Dan, what, the, fuck? He was just making a funny comment, leave him alone, it was funny :)

He didn't provoke that response from you at all. Anyway, I don't get this, but it made me laugh and confused non the less :]

seltzermx says:
(# 20) on 07/02/2009 10:25

Bateman? Is that you?

Holyetheline says:
(# 21) on 07/02/2009 11:01

NOOOOO! Stay away from Space Giraffe!

DanMazkin says:
(# 22) on 07/02/2009 18:02

@Naim Master & ZippyDuda:
Fuck, now who's got shit on his face :/
On first reading it definitely seemed like extreme sarcasm to me, but in the end i pretty much did exactly what i was telling you not to do and made an ass of myself instead.

Consider this an official apology and retraction of my original douche-like comment. Sorry dude.

Zippyduda says:
(# 23) on 07/02/2009 18:42

Thanks Dan :) Much appreicated and glad you took the time to reply :]

Naim Master says:
(# 24) on 07/02/2009 20:56

@danmakzin
No problem , it's my fault for the lack of emoticons ! And great atitude right there , I wish I was half as nice as you :) .

Puppy Licks says:
(# 25) on 07/02/2009 22:41

awwwww, everybody's getting along.

now if you'll excuse me, I have to return some videogames...

Mr Dillinger says:
(# 26) on 07/05/2009 23:20

you sir, are a fucken god!

"Is that a raincoat?"

"Yes, yes it is"

*AXE TO THE HEAD*

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I have been on Destructoid for a little and have grown to really love it's community. I love to write articles on gaming and I find it easy to do with Destructoid. I am currently studying a Bachelor Degree of Communication (Journalism), so that one day I can hope to do this professionally.

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