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Here are the videogaming thoughts of some guy who probably should be working right now. I blog sometimes and comment often. I'd like a job involving videogames somehow but I'm not quite there yet, so in the meantime I just try to enjoy life and play a lot of games.

I wish this was me in my free time.

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I has a PS3 now, my fanboy days are over. Woo for equal opportunity :D

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Robots, video games, metal, pron, djent, awesomeness and ultraviolence FTW.
I also love me some fighting games too.

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Oh and fire.... fire is good.

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ShortBlog: Garison, you're aaaaaallll right.
Puppy Licks \| 6:30 PM on 06.11.2009	16 comments

Hey all,
International postage is a bitch. There I said it.

So why the shortblog PuppyLicks? I bet you're all asking that aren't ya? Well let me explain.

Months ago I posted a question to Garison and his cohorts on the Backwards Compatible podcast which they liked so much they decided I should have a prize. Fuckin hey!

Xavier contacts me telling me that Garison will sort something out.

Months pass.

I eventually forget about the mystery prize coming from the other side of the world and move on with my merry life.

That is until a small parcel arrived recently in my mailbox from none other than Gary himself. I open that sucker up and what do I find?

ohhhhhhhhh snap

Well shit a brick, I've always wanted to try this game out and now I can. Fuck yes.
Although this means I have to finally fix the broken sound card on my laptop, see what you're making me do Gary? YOU'RE MAKING ME WORK!!

So, to the point! Garison, thanks for the game man. I wasn't expecting something this epic to come my way, and I doubt shipping from the US to Australia is easy. So many thanks to you.

If I ever see you in person I'll buy you a beer.

p.s. Cheese Heads, lol.

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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14

pendelton21

Does it smell like cheese? 'cause it was found in a cheese package.
So it might have a cheesy smell.

Puppy Licks

Dunno, I'll check tonight :)

RAB

my balls smell of cheese

feta

Puppy Licks

I LOVE FETA!!

nukka jdav

Canada to Australia man...enjoy your prize, though it is a bit..."CHEESY."

AHAHAHHAHAA...we is serious business on the BCast.

MrSadistic

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CHEESE? Seriously BG&E is a decent game, but the cheese is the most important factor here.

DanMazkin

THIS BLOG ISN'T SHORT AS ITS ALMOST 20 LINES THEREFORE NOT SHORT AT ALL YOU FUCKING LIED TO ALL OF US YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Analoge

Beyond good and evil, eh?

Enjoy the only good stealth game I've ever played.

JLanphear

I agree, this is barely a shortblog, but it is still epic in nature. . . damn, I bet that shipping was gooood. lulz.

You should've sent the cheeeeez too garison. :P

Monodi

Gary you nazi, how could you have done that to Puppylicks? I offer myself to be the recipient of this cursed knick-knack!

garison

I tried to play that on my comp but it couldnt handle it. Fuck my life.

Takeshi

Americans don't know shit about cheese. Everybody knows that balls don't smell like feta. More like Munster.

pendelton21

I approve of any blog that devolves into a discussion of ball smells.

AngryEMOgirl

I wants tah play too! :(

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