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Here are the videogaming thoughts of some guy who probably should be working right now. I blog sometimes and comment often. I'd like a job involving videogames somehow but I'm not quite there yet, so in the meantime I just try to enjoy life and play a lot of games.


I wish this was me in my free time.

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I has a PS3 now, my fanboy days are over. Woo for equal opportunity :D




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I also love me some fighting games too.


I'm also part of a podcast, a very unofficial one. Made by Aussies for Aussie Dtoiders and other Dtoiders who like to listen to Aussie Dtoiders. Check that shit out.

Oh and fire.... fire is good.
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Refused Classification Podcast (For Aussie Dtoiders) - Episode 4 records tonightaaaaahhhh
Puppy Licks | 6:07 PM on 05.13.2009 18 comments



GANG BANGS!! YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!

G'day maaaaaaaaytes.
Yes it's podcast time again, tonight we record episode 4 and talk shit about stuff that will seem relevant to the Aussie Dtoider and irrelevant and disturbing to the rest of the world. So everybody wins in the end.

This episode we will mourn the inexplicably drawn out death of Duke Nukem Forever despite it being nothing Australian whatsoever. We will talk about conspiracy theroies surrounding the game's cancellation and have a breif chat about that Chair Story.

We will also talk about Sony's cunt act policy on publishing Ghostbusters solely for the PS3 in Europe and Australia when the game is avalable on other platforms in other countries.

We will also cover a few Aussie topics and spend a bit more time answering listener questions. So you know what that means, ask us stuff! Go on, don't be shy.
We don't give a fuck if you're Aussie or just Aus-Curious, we will happily answer anything you throw at us.

...well almost anything, my lawyer has advised me that anything about my recent gang bang on ACA would have to be hush-hush for now. But it wasn't my fault anyway, Dillinger told me the camera wasn't running, god damn gimp masks are hard to hear through so he could have said anything really.

Okay, ask questions...... now.

Your hosts for this evening shall be;
Puppy Licks (me, farken)
Mr Dillinger
DanMazkin

Cheers



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Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 18:17
Wedge
Not true, Duke Nukem Advance was made by Australian based Torus games. Which makes it very loosely related. Somehow.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 18:27
garison
Is every Australian person either from the outback or Sydney, ride Kangaroos around, and wrastle crocs?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 18:42
king3vbo
This isn't a question, so much as an order.

Anime, talk about it.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 18:48
RAB
fuck man why'd you have to go and tell me you're austrailian man now i can't hang out with you anymore my mom said
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 18:49
MrSadistic
Do you guys have Outback Steakhouse over there? If so, isn't it just like walking into a normal diner for you people?
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 18:50
RAB
do you guys actually have kangaroos and koalas just hanging out in your backyards like we have squirrels and pidgeons?

this is a legitimate question.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 18:54
RAB
also YEAH please talk about anime.

did you guys know about the new season of full metal alchemist? i RANDOMLY went to hulu one day to see what they had and saw full metal alchemist season 2 on there and nearly shat a brick.

why the fuck didn't anybody tell me?

oh and puppylix i finally got my xbox live back so you can come on back to SF4 and take your rightful place under my boot :3
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 19:56
king3vbo
What's poppin, Puppy Licks?
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 22:14
TheCleaningGuy
Is australia a real place? Is there actually a wizard of Oz?
Also discuss the significance of luchador masks in gaming throughout the years. From fighting, to soccer, to action, the luchador mask has been nigh on ubiquitous throughout gaming. Why is that, and why is the mask itself, embodying the spirit of lucha libre so important?
DanMazkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 22:19
DanMazkin
BEST QUESTIONS EVER!!!!!
AND FUCK YOU ROBOT PUPPY LICKS FART!!!!
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 02:56
Puppy Licks
Come over heere, I'm goingk to fuckingk stab you.
Abagnale's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 04:48
Abagnale
needs more tits pls
Zippyduda's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 08:26
Zippyduda
Haha I heard about the Chair Story too and my first reaction was just, WTF.

Not to be a noob or anything but 1) Do you offer these for download as I don't have time at the moment to go over them? and 2) If so, where?
DanMazkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 19:36
DanMazkin
ZIPPYDUDA:

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

We really should make an Dtoid Account to archive of these episodes so the peoples can find previous installments a lot more easily.... Don't you think so...Puppy licks..... *cough cough*
DanMazkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 19:45
DanMazkin
ZIPPYDUDA: Also. Your avatar.... fucking.... rocks.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 01:04
Stella Wong
can you guys mail me a Koala bear? :D I hear that you guys have lots of them.
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