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Here are the videogaming thoughts of some guy who probably should be working right now. I blog sometimes and comment often. I'd like a job involving videogames somehow but I'm not quite there yet, so in the meantime I just try to enjoy life and play a lot of games.


I wish this was me in my free time.

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I the Author: Regret and Redemption in the Wasteland

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Everywhere else on the internet I go by the name Swift Robot, this includes Xbox Live so add me if ya like.


I has a PS3 now, my fanboy days are over. Woo for equal opportunity :D




GutsDozer, meet the Mad Cat MkII.

Robots, video games, metal, pron, djent, awesomeness and ultraviolence FTW.
I also love me some fighting games too.


I'm also part of a podcast, a very unofficial one. Made by Aussies for Aussie Dtoiders and other Dtoiders who like to listen to Aussie Dtoiders. Check that shit out.

Oh and fire.... fire is good.
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DrunkBlog! I are drunk. p.s. I love you. (hahah gerard butler lol)
Puppy Licks | 8:30 AM on 08.14.2009 19 comments


Hey all!!!

I think this is the first time I have posted an official drunkblog, are you excited for me? are ya?
I realise after the last sentence that I am trying too hard to correct drunken typos... so I shall stop that right now to add extra 'effect' to my drunkblog and not break that whole 'stream of consciousness' thing I may or may not have going on. ......more like stream of semi-consiousness... hahaha

Kane says hi! He's a cop you see so I can;t show you his face on television. He came over for some brews andf games and brought a shitload of his fine homebrew beeer. Oh fuck he just picked up a sword!

...yes I have a sword in my room, what of it? PS: I love penis*

*Kane wrote that, what a silly scamp! Laaaawl!

fuck, alright I'll show you my sword, no double entendre at all (how the fuck do you spell entendre? I hope it's entendre).


I'M COMING FOR YOU FREEEEEEMAN!!!


As I write this the gents (DanMazkin and Kane) are playing Battletoads in Battlemaniacs on the SNES, looks kinda dodgey on a HDTV but who cares! Is a fucking SNES!!! Kane wants to say that the green toad gives a mean pimp backhand.


Wait... I was writing this blog for a reason apart from telling you that I'm drunk right?

Oh yeah! I fucking love you guys! I have a beer next to me and I drink a toast to you! The Dtoid community, the editors and contributors, and just Dtoid itself for being a whole lot more than just some dumb games blaarg, but for being a community and for quite a few of us, a way of life!

Am I talking drunken shit right now? probably yes..... ah fuck it!

I'm drinkin this beer for you all! CHEERS!

Oooh pizza's here! Oh fuck DanMazkin ordered family size pizzas, these guys don't fuck around.

I love you all, and will hopefully see a lot of you awesome folks next year as DanMazkin and I and my lovely missus Jus travel to NY and LA for some insane shenanegans around June/July!

Save a bar stool for us! ....don't order Fosters. You'll thank us late.


Oooh we're watching DeadLeaves now! Fuck I love that show!

- Much love, PuppyLicks XOXO



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SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 09:05
SuitcoatAvenger
I want you to know that picture makes me love you.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 09:10
Alasdair Duncan
I love you too man. Plus Fosters is pish. Piss-weak lager for export only.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 09:12
Char Aznable
Your friend should have raised the sword to the sky and screamed "I HAVE THE POWER!!!" just to see what would happen.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 09:15
king3vbo
You are the one true free man
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 09:25
de BLOO
<3

LMAO
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 09:25
Puppy Licks
Hey fuckers,

This is Puppylicks' friend Kane. I am just jumping on here to say hi and that I am also highly intoxicated.
I am the guy (Champion?) that provided all of the home brew this evening. I can vouche that all of us are very well under way. I have a week off work now so I plan on catching up on a WHOLE lot of video games.
PS: Is it just me or does Deadleaves make no sense????
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 09:30
Sean Carey
Nothin' like some drunk Overwatch love. You being friendly and cool when I first signed up was one of the reasons I stuck around, so cheers!!!
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 10:03
Elsa
"much love" LOL! It's always funny when guys get to the "I love you man" drunk stage.. they love everyone... anything.

... of course, that's often right before they get to the "nobody loves me" stage. :)
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 10:06
blehman
When are you coming on drunkcast?

Also,

Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 10:16
Puppy Licks
Bleh: As soon as I leave my job and am free to record and drink when you guys do your thing. I think that's about 12pm my time roughly. So give me two or so months and I'm in! Unless I pull a sick day...


hrrmmmmm.......


Elsa: regardless of if nobody loves me, get me drunk enough and I love everybody :3

Walkyourpath: Well I am certainly glad you did stay, you write goooood stuff and you're a good man. Also I never told you this but your pic on your profile page makes you look like Kefka from Final Fantasy, and that's just plain awesome :D
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 10:39
CountingConflict
That is amazing.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 10:49
Puppy Licks
@CountingConflict: No sir, you are amazing.

Suit, Ali, King, Char, Bloo, you're all amazing too.
Lemon ALT's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 11:15
Lemon ALT
This blawg warms the cockles of mah heart
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 11:41
TheCleaningGuy
I love you too puppylicks. Your drunken grammar and spelling is surprisingly coherent!
Especially compared to Dillinger's. You know, I'm glad the Aussies are keeping the drunkblog tradition alive. :)
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 12:45
RAB
QUESTION.

are you actually the dude with the mask in you sidebar?
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 20:36
Monodi
That's a bad mother fucker sword
TheRealist871's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2009 13:36
TheRealist871
Hahah gotta love drunk blogs. Oh and retro gaming while drinking as well! :D
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