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DrunkBlog! I are drunk. p.s. I love you. (hahah gerard butler lol)
Puppy Licks | 8:30 AM on 08.14.2009 17 comments


Hey all!!!

I think this is the first time I have posted an official drunkblog, are you excited for me? are ya?
I realise after the last sentence that I am trying too hard to correct drunken typos... so I shall stop that right now to add extra 'effect' to my drunkblog and not break that whole 'stream of consciousness' thing I may or may not have going on. ......more like stream of semi-consiousness... hahaha

Kane says hi! He's a cop you see so I can;t show you his face on television. He came over for some brews andf games and brought a shitload of his fine homebrew beeer. Oh fuck he just picked up a sword!

...yes I have a sword in my room, what of it? PS: I love penis*

*Kane wrote that, what a silly scamp! Laaaawl!

fuck, alright I'll show you my sword, no double entendre at all (how the fuck do you spell entendre? I hope it's entendre).


I'M COMING FOR YOU FREEEEEEMAN!!!


As I write this the gents (DanMazkin and Kane) are playing Battletoads in Battlemaniacs on the SNES, looks kinda dodgey on a HDTV but who cares! Is a fucking SNES!!! Kane wants to say that the green toad gives a mean pimp backhand.


Wait... I was writing this blog for a reason apart from telling you that I'm drunk right?

Oh yeah! I fucking love you guys! I have a beer next to me and I drink a toast to you! The Dtoid community, the editors and contributors, and just Dtoid itself for being a whole lot more than just some dumb games blaarg, but for being a community and for quite a few of us, a way of life!

Am I talking drunken shit right now? probably yes..... ah fuck it!

I'm drinkin this beer for you all! CHEERS!

Oooh pizza's here! Oh fuck DanMazkin ordered family size pizzas, these guys don't fuck around.

I love you all, and will hopefully see a lot of you awesome folks next year as DanMazkin and I and my lovely missus Jus travel to NY and LA for some insane shenanegans around June/July!

Save a bar stool for us! ....don't order Fosters. You'll thank us late.


Oooh we're watching DeadLeaves now! Fuck I love that show!

- Much love, PuppyLicks XOXO



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SuitcoatAvenger's Destructoid Blog
I want you to know that picture makes me love you.
Ali D's Destructoid Blog
I love you too man. Plus Fosters is pish. Piss-weak lager for export only.
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
Your friend should have raised the sword to the sky and screamed "I HAVE THE POWER!!!" just to see what would happen.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
You are the one true free man
de BLOO's Destructoid Blog
<3

LMAO
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
Hey fuckers,

This is Puppylicks' friend Kane. I am just jumping on here to say hi and that I am also highly intoxicated.
I am the guy (Champion?) that provided all of the home brew this evening. I can vouche that all of us are very well under way. I have a week off work now so I plan on catching up on a WHOLE lot of video games.
PS: Is it just me or does Deadleaves make no sense????
walkyourpath's Destructoid Blog
Nothin' like some drunk Overwatch love. You being friendly and cool when I first signed up was one of the reasons I stuck around, so cheers!!!
Elsa's Destructoid Blog
"much love" LOL! It's always funny when guys get to the "I love you man" drunk stage.. they love everyone... anything.

... of course, that's often right before they get to the "nobody loves me" stage. :)
blehman's Destructoid Blog
When are you coming on drunkcast?

Also,


Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
Bleh: As soon as I leave my job and am free to record and drink when you guys do your thing. I think that's about 12pm my time roughly. So give me two or so months and I'm in! Unless I pull a sick day...


hrrmmmmm.......


Elsa: regardless of if nobody loves me, get me drunk enough and I love everybody :3

Walkyourpath: Well I am certainly glad you did stay, you write goooood stuff and you're a good man. Also I never told you this but your pic on your profile page makes you look like Kefka from Final Fantasy, and that's just plain awesome :D
CountingConflict's Destructoid Blog
That is amazing.
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
@CountingConflict: No sir, you are amazing.

Suit, Ali, King, Char, Bloo, you're all amazing too.
Lemon ALT's Destructoid Blog
This blawg warms the cockles of mah heart
TheCleaningGuy's Destructoid Blog
I love you too puppylicks. Your drunken grammar and spelling is surprisingly coherent!
Especially compared to Dillinger's. You know, I'm glad the Aussies are keeping the drunkblog tradition alive. :)
RAB's Destructoid Blog
QUESTION.

are you actually the dude with the mask in you sidebar?
Monodi's Destructoid Blog
That's a bad mother fucker sword
TheRealist871's Destructoid Blog
Hahah gotta love drunk blogs. Oh and retro gaming while drinking as well! :D


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