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If God Of War Was On The Wii
PsychoSoldier | 11:46 AM on 03.28.2010 24 comments


This somewhat dumb and highly funny idea came out of a late night skype call I had with GenkiJAM. Seeing as I have a boner for all things history, especially Ancient History, I was watching a show on Net Geo about the city of Atlantis and how these people were trying to discover where it was and if it was real where did it go. Me being me, I absent-mindedly asked Genki if Atlantis was in God Of War,he laughed at me and asked why would it be. I told him that before he went bat shit crazy he could have took his daughter there for vacation, it could have been a theme park for all we know. So God Of War: Atlantis Festival Games was born, shoop done by Genki. Please don't hurt me.



Slaying the Gods getting you down, need a place to have a little fun, well then come on down to Atlantis and enjoy the many games and rides that Atlantis has to offer. Think your faster the Hermes, try your speed at Hermes's Race Around Mount Olympus. Think you have a better shot then Artemis, try you aim at Artemis's Shooting Gallery. Smarter then Athena, test your knowledge at Athena's Booth Of Knowledge. Want to see how good looking you are, try Narcissus's Hall Of Mirrors. Did you bring that special someone with you, float down Aphrodite's Tunnel Of Love. At Atlantis there is something for the whole family!



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Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 13:18
Genki-JAM
"BONER"
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 13:19
Genki-JAM
Oh, and let me just say that making Kratos smile is one of the most difficult shoops I have EVER done. Just want everyone to know how much of an achievement that is.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 13:32
Occams electric toothbrush
I had a dream once in which Kratos guest-starred on an episode of Sanford and Son.
Enkido's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 13:49
Enkido
@ Genki
That's because Kratos was never meant to smile. You have endangered the very fabric of space time by doing so.

This post was hilarious. I have to say that Poseidon is a cheating bastard in the 100m freestyle though.
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 13:51
GamesAreArt
Fapped for Kratos smiling.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 14:16
Elsa
Kratos actually smiling is rather creepy for some reason! LOL!
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 14:27
Sentry
Well this just makes too much sense.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 15:33
ace of knaves
Happy Kratos makes children weep.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 15:35
RenegadePanda
Take the soda shaking mini game from Mario Party and replace it with people.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 17:11
Excel-2011
You should change the title, though. I don't think Nintendo wants the words "god" and "war" on a game like this.
Mooks's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 17:14
Mooks
Look and LAUGH! http://enerjak.deviantart.com/art/God-of-Wii-49031989
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 18:22
Black Nexus
that image is pure nightmare fuel.
Poe's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 20:48
Poe
I wonder if this is the kind of game we can expect to see when the Move comes out.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2010 22:29
Crunshii
u.... WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2010 00:42
Atlas
Those shows about finding Atlantis are so stupid. Plato made the bullshit up in his dialogues of Timaeus and Critias. Even people in ancient times knew it was simply made up by Plato to further explain his philosophies.
AlexBebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2010 03:04
AlexBebop
What a sadistic smile, looove it.

Also what would the game be rated? We all know if it's M it would fail miserably on the Wii :]
sprldr's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2010 11:00
sprldr
@Atlas

Fontaine.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2010 11:42
lewness
Now we get it. Kratos is always angry because we mock him when he smiles. What have we done to him, people? What have we done to him?
Fregoli91's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2010 21:33
Fregoli91
lmao thats good
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 04:59
TheToiletDuck
Also, does anyone else get a "Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring, Banana Phone" vibe from the Kratos smile?
low tech's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2010 14:22
low tech
Genki is awesome haha. XD


Oh right, I guess you're cool too psycho.
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