I just called in to WKTT (for GTA4) to give my advice to all those in Liberty City. I wanted to document what I said some place so that if it does somehow manage to get in-game or even re-recorded by good voice over actors, that I could look back on it and compare. You know, all that vanity whore shit I see so much of now in days. So pay no attention to this.

Praise
Yes, WKTT!, I'm a first time caller, long time listener...
I recently noticed that the IQ level of your listeners has dropped dramatically, I mean its fucking terrible!
A monkey could make more sense about the problems going on in this city than 50% of your retarded callers! I mean what the fuck is going on here!
No seriously, I own a monkey...screen your callers.

Ad Irony
What is with all these conveniently placed voice overs in video games now in days!? Have you noticed this? I have. It needs to stop, this is madness!

Relevance
Some idiot just stole my car! He was wearing a black jacket and, this is 911 right? Oh dear...

MOTHER FUCK!


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