Seriously, you have nothing interesting to talk about. When the fuck did destructoid become the official home for Spam-happy, useless blog posting, self-important, trendy, portrait of myself in the act of subterfuge to-look-cool in my avatar fuck-wats?!
ok the last one may have gone over a lot of your heads, but for fucks sake that's what I'm talking about.
I could give a fuck about your
top 10 moments of orgasmic self indulgence while playing the game you FUCKING PLAY TO MUCH...I don't. Use the forum for that shit!
I also don't give a shit if you're trying to get in good with the moderators either, fuck off, they don't care about you nearly as much as they want your praise so - stop telling them thank you or disputing them in more useless fucking blogs, like a bunch of foul trying to get attention for more milk
Use the damn private message feature, it's there for a goddamn reason.
If you're going to talk about something, post something interesting!
Give us something worth reading, prove to us that what you're writing is post worthy and deserves acknowledgement from the community or go the FUCK AWAY cause your shitty posts are flooding away the interesting ones...
Let me give you an example of what the last month of blogs have been, ready?
A funnel of shit - READ ON - PLEASE CLICK THIS BLOG!
Watch me as I talk about how fucking great this game is - though I've played no other.
Jack Thompson did this, oh no, I have no fucking life.
This game is out NOW - even though you already fucking KNOW that!
What I'm doing right now! - 10 ways to live with your parents till you're fucking 45.
Check out what I just stole from another site that ORIGINALLY FUCKING POSTED IT!
Goddamnit, this site is turning into a goddamn myspace blog for gaming rejects...go back to myspace, SHOOO, SHOOO MOTHER FUCKER - GO! LISTEN TO YOUR IPOD AND THE SHINS WHILE YOU CONTINUE TO SUCK AT LIFE.
Just stay the fuck off destructoid.
Thank you!
Now if I can get serious for a moment. Something has happened that I think most decent human beings can understand, those with logic anyway. Something terrible, and without reason, with no rational explanation what so ever, a catastrophic, horrid, in fact putrid at times - disaster.
I'm talking about the 15 million stray dogs and cats out there that need homes.
Please, do all that you can, regardless of this act of sentimentality, give all you can.
From the bottom of my heart God Bless and Happy Valentines day.
P.S. Stop inviting me to be your friend - I WILL FUCKING DELETE IT@!
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and remember to have your pets spayed or neutered
clean it up mister.
Grow up.
Rock.
And yes genius you're right, who am I? Who is anyone for that matter? I know for one thing, I'm not a tool that some douche would praise like some of the ones you do. But enough about me!
And BoxDoS
How long have you been waiting to release that gem? Its funny cause its so presumptuous you know. I especially like the pedestal part, with emphasis on 'someone' cause hehe, right we all know who that 'someone' is right? Am I right BoxDos? Goddamn that was so fucking funny, hey maybe I can get you to come by my nephews birthday party, you know, dance around to summersaults or something, tell some jokes like that, they'll love it. Hell I even pay you! how about it? Ever seen money before? You will love it.
@ puppet #25
Rawr.
I dont know this one comes in a close second.
Total Recall ftw.
Go away taumpytears, no one cares what you think, just like they don't care what I think, sheeeewww....
Seriously though, don't like it, go somewhere else.
MrSadistic you're my fucking hero!
“Jesus christ you people suck!
“while playing the game you FUCKING PLAY TO MUCH...”
“but for fucks sake”
“like a bunch of foul trying to get”
“what you’re writing is post worthy”
This shit isn’t interesting to read, and it isn’t post-worthy, so here are my corrections, you curmudgeon:
“Jesus Christ, you people suck!”
“while playing the game you FUCKING PLAY TOO MUCH...”
“but for fuck’s sake”
“like a bunch of fowl trying to get”
“what you’re writing is post-worthy”
Am I harping on semantics? Yeah. But you seemed to be in a crappy mood already, so I figured I’d just pile it on.
I actually think he means foals. I have no idea why birds would want milk.
Can I be Paula Abdul? I've always dreamt of singing a duet with a cartoon cat.