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Fuck off God I don't want to start a blog.
Promagnum | 3:16 AM on 11.21.2007 25 comments


What could I possibly write about?
How much it sucks not being able to find work doing what you love?
How much the kids now in days are so self-centered, pretentious, egominiacal cock-suckers with the attention span of a fly on shit?
Or maybe how those greedy, over-fortunate and over-paid writers are complaining about not being able to add even more money to their daily cash bath?
Or how the games of today really, really, really fucking blow, and how I've resorted to finding mods for games I played 8 years ago to help me cope?
How my Lacie 500GB harddrive went bad after only a year of use and I lost almost all the one of a kind footage to make Squarepusher's music video?
How I just spent over 2 grand to build my new comp only to have nothing to play with the exception of Solitaire at 200fps?
How nothing is sacred anymore?
How for some reason every now in then at least once a month my ballsack seems to be extremely big and saggy for no apparent reason other then making teabagging her easier?
Maybe how everything is so over glorified and phony?
How faggots seem to have nothing better to do then take photos of themselves with their $800 cell-phone, doing absolutely nothing but failing to look cool in their avatars?
How we live in a nanny-fascist run country?
Or how I nearly backhanded this bitch for trying to tell me not to smoke?
Or maybe how my car window is fucked up?
Or possibly how you're just a shitty php script and don't exist?

I guess I could post something, but I don't want too. Either way you got me to do it.

Pro 0, God 1.

P.S. I don't think you're funny either.



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AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 03:43
AngelsDontBurn
Best header & avatar ever.
lem's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 03:55
lem
Best starter header ever.. seriously
Danger Shark's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 03:58
Danger Shark
This is awesome.
n00bMeiSter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 04:15
n00bMeiSter
Here here!
I've been looking for a good way to put all of that, looks like you found it first, kudos!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 04:19
Samit Sarkar
@n00bMeiSter: It’s “hear, hear” — not “here here”.

Fuck off God I don't want to start a blog.

...and yet you did anyway. Funny how that works. Well, so far, you’ve managed not to suck (your profile is hilarious, even if I was born in 1986)...don’t let us down; keep it up!
bluki's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 04:34
bluki
God won once again... lol.... meh, one thing for sure, i won't start any blog in Destructoid....
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 06:30
aborto thefetus
This is the best first blog I've ever read.

you WILL post again promagnum. You are our internet whore now. DANCE! DANCE FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT!
xper's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 07:32
xper
dude that was some depressing shit. i don't condone it, but it was a fine read. welcome

will there be games in this blog or just you bitching about how everybody's bitching?
fyre's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 07:45
fyre
Wow....ummm....yes?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 08:33
Snaileb
Good job. You tell em.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 08:40
Cowzilla3
So angry...the horror...the horror.
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 08:44
Hoygeit
Nicely done.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 10:12
PrinceofCannedPeaches
Yeah, born 1990.

Still, issa vewwy noice.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 10:15
Kryptinite
LOL..this was awesome.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 10:32
king3vbo
Im gonna go stab someone now
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 11:15
JonDarkwood
this is the best god told me to post ever on Dtoid
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 11:20
itemforty
I agree with your statements, and raise you a "fuck yeah another smoker!"
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 11:31
AgentMOO
do not taunt god.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 11:32
itemforty
Nah, Taunt all you want. God appreciates some sauce in his diet.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 11:47
AgentMOO
I think I'm getting god mixed up with happy fun ball again...
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 13:11
itemforty
Isn't that an explicit rule?

"Do not confuse Happy Fun Ball for God?"
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2008 23:36
taumpytears
You never [/url=http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Promagnum/fuck-off-god-i-don-t-want-to-start-a-blog--55243.phtml/]post[/url] stupid shit.
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