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10 things about Projectexodus you probably dont give a shite about.
Projectexodus | 9:21 AM on 02.02.2009 6 comments


Ok, my internet failed on me before I got a chance to publish this post yesterday, so that’s why I’m a little late to join the fad.


1. "Asl?"
First name: Gard
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Nation: Norway


2. First game I ever played (and also my favourite game of all time) is Super Mario Bros. 3.
Yup! I was about 3-4 years old or something back then, finally trying out my oldest sisters NES. I remember I was terrified when the 2 goombas approached me, so I called my mom to get past them for me. I defeated the game at the age of five.


3. First console and game I ever owned is the Gameboy Pocket with Super Mario Land.
I was 6 years when my dad purchased these gems for me during a vacation trip. I originally wanted a Game Gear, because my cousin had one. But my older sister purchased one before me, and I didn’t want to copy her.


4. I cried when I got a N64 during Christmas 1997.
Me: “What’s this?”
*Opens up present*
*Gazes upon the cover of Lylat Wars (Aka Starfox 64, best game evar!)*
Me crying: But I don’t have a N64…
Mom: Now, open up this present.
*Opens up present*
Me in shock: But that’s an N64!


5. I did not cry at the end of Half Life 2: Episode 2…
Well, why would you expect me to? When everyone keeps telling me how much they cried at the end of the game, then it becomes quite easy for me to find out what happens, and who it happens to, causing me to become mentally prepared for that “sad ending”. And for the record, I probably won't cry during Shadow of the Colossus either.


6. My favourite bands are Pink Floyd and Black Sabbath.
Others artists/bands include:

- ABBA
- Bob Dylan
- Crosby, Stills, Nash (& Young)
- Deep Purple
- Dire Straits
- Electric Light Orchestra
- Fleetwood Mac
- Iron Maiden
- Jethro Tull
- Judas Priest
- Led Zeppelin
- Meat Loaf
- Mike Oldfield
- Nik Kershaw
- Ozzy Osbourne
- The Police
- Queen
- Radiohead
- REM
- Rhapsody of Fire
- Simple Minds
- The Beatles
- The Rolling Stones
- The Smashing Pumpkins
- The Waterboys
- Toto
- Uriah Heep


7. I'm a raging liberal.
I absolutely despise anyone who tries to tell me what to do, anyone who would try to restrict my freedoms, and anyone who would push their religions on me. RAAAAAAAGE!!!


8. I have OCD, and it ruined my childhood.
So, I was a 12 year old minding my own business at a sunny day at school, then all of the sudden, I spot two of my friends peeing in a hallway. This triggered my OCD, and I’ve been a germophobe ever since (yes I know now that urine is sterile, you nimrod!). My problems eventually became so severe that I had to quit school, and I received home schooling from 7th to 10th grade (six hours of school each week, with no English lessons), causing me to loose contact with all of my friends. I’m grateful that I had videogames that I could play for escapism; otherwise I’d probably gone completely mad. Luckily my condition bettered enough for me to join public High School, like a normal youth. My social skills weren’t the best when I joined High School, and all of the students follow a culture that I’m completely unfamiliar with. But I’ve managed to adapt myself so I don’t seem like an oddball to the others. Things are starting to improve for me now, and I’m hoping to join a university once I’m done with school.


9. I want to become an indie game developer.
Yeah, seeing games such as Braid, Castle Crashers, Cave Story and World of Goo, inspires me to create a game of my own. I have a lot of ideas in my head right now of what kind of game I would create. I suppose it would be Metroidvania style game, or an adventure game similar to the 2D Zelda’s. But I’ll probably never do it. Learning how to program seems like a complicated affair to me.


10. I’ve never consumed alcohol, done drugs, or smoked my entire life.
And I’m proud of it! Seriously, I’ve never understood these “party people”. What’s the point in having fun if you’re not going to remember it the next day? I’d rather find alternative ways of having fun.


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F Whipple's Destructoid Blog
I like your music tastes, no let me take that back. I LOVE your music tastes. Lets make out
Projectexodus's Destructoid Blog
@F Whipple
Sorry, I got herpes... Oh snap! I forgot to add Wishbone Ash on the list!
nukka jdav's Destructoid Blog
I give a shit. A biggun.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Not crying at the end of Episode 2 means you're not a human!
A New Challenger's Destructoid Blog
Seconding F Whipple's music appreciation, unsurprisingly.

I probably won't cry at the end of Episode 2 either if I finally get around to playing it. I still haven't beaten Half- Life! Your explanation pretty much nails it.

I've never done any non-prescribed drugs either. Well, I did take a shot of something at a friend's house recently, but I've never been drunk. It can be done in moderation but I've never bothered to find out where my limits are.
Solgrim's Destructoid Blog
Your music taste equal sex.


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 about me

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Playstation Network ID: Gardaros
Metal Gear Online ID: Gardar


Hello thar! I am an 18 year old Norwegian currently living in a small and boring coastal fishing town. I can't wait to graduate from high school, so that I can move to a more urban area to study. My hopes is that I'll be able to study in a foreign university (hopefully somewhere in the US).

When I was a kid I used to blablablablablablablabla....


Top 20 favourite games:
1. Super Mario Bros. 3
2. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
3. Chrono Trigger DS
4. Starfox 64 (Lylat Wars)
5. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask/Wind Waker (Cant decide!)
6. Banjo Kazooie
7. Starcraft
8. Orange Box
9. Pokemon Gold/Silver
10. Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence
11. Golden Sun
12. Super Mario Galaxy
13. Super Metroid
14. Fire Emblem
15. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
16. Bioshock
17. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
18. Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia
19. Resident Evil 4
20. Rome: Total War

Other favourites (games listed alphabetically):

Favourite Gameboy games
- Donkey Kong Land
- Dr. Mario
- Gameboy Camera
- Pocket Bomberman
- Pokemon Blue/Red/Yellow
- Super Mario Land
- Tamagotchi
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
- Wave Race
- Yoshi

Favourite Gameboy Advance games
- Advance Wars
- Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising
- Castlevania: Circle of the Moon
- Golden Sun
- Golden Sun: The Lost Age
- Final Fantasy I & II: Dawn of Souls
- Fire Emblem
- Mario Kart: Super Circuit
- Metroid Fusion
- Metroid: Zero Mission

Favourite Gameboy Color games
- Harvest Moon GB
- Metal Gear Solid
- Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal
- Pokemon Trading Card Game
- Power Quest
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?

Favourite N64 games
- Banjo Kazooie
- Donkey Kong 64
- Lylat Wars (Starfox 64)
- Mario Kart 64
- Pokemon Stadium
- The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time
- Super Mario 64
- Super Smash Bros.
- Yoshi's Story

Favourite NES games
- Batman
- Castlevania
- Mega Man
- Mega Man 2
- Metroid
- Super Mario Bros.
- Super Mario Bros. 2
- Super Mario Bros. 3
- The Legend of Zelda
- Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

Favourite NGC games
- F-Zero GX
- Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes
- Phantasy Star Online Episode I & II
- Pikmin
- Resident Evil 4
- Star Wars Rogue Squadron 2: Rogue Leader
- Super Smash Bros. Melee
- The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
- The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
- TimeSplitters 2

Favourite Nintendo DS games
- Advance Wars: Dark Conflict
- Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow
- Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia
- Chrono Trigger
- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
- Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
- Metroid Prime: Hunters
- New! Super Mario Bros
- The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
- WarioWare: Touched!

Favourite PC games
- Alien vs Predator 2
- Battlefield 2
- C&C: Red Alert 2
- Diablo
- Quake III Arena
- Rome: Total War
- Starcraft
- Unreal Tournament 2004
- Warcarft III
- Warhammer 40.000: Dawn of War

Favourite Playstation games
- Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
- Final Fantasy VII
- Metal Gear Solid
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?

Favourite Playstation 2 games
- Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence
- Shadow of the Colossus
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?

Favourite Playstation 3 games
- Assassins Creed II
- Brutal Legend
- Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
- LittleBigPlanet
- Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriot
- Resistance: Fall of Man
- Soul Calibur IV
- Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
- Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
- Valkyria Chronicles

Favourite Playstation Network games
- Battlefield 1943
- Crash Commando
- Flower
- Gunstar Heroes
- Megaman 9
- Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?

Favourite SNES games
- Contra 3: Alien Wars
- Chrono Trigger
- Donkey Kong Country
- Earthbound
- Final Fantasy IV
- Final Fantasy VI
- Super Castlevania IV
- Super Mario World
- Super Metroid
- The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

Favourite Wii games
- Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
- Okami
- Pikmin
- Pikmin 2
- Resident Evil 4
- Super Mario Galaxy
- Super Smash Brothers Brawl
- The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
- Wario land: Shake Dimension
- Wii Sports

Favourite Xbox games
- Halo
- Halo 2
- Kung Fu Chaos
- Psychonauts
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?

Favourite Xbox 360 games
- Bioshock
- Call of Duty 2
- Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
- Fallout 3
- Gears of War
- Gears of War 2
- Lost Odyssey
- Resident Evil 5
- The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
- The Orange Box

Favourite Xbox Live Arcade games
- Alien Hominid HD
- Banjo Kazooie
- Bionic Commando: Rearmed
- Braid
- Castle Crashers
- Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
- Doom
- Ikaruga
- Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
- Wik: Fable of Souls


My consoles:

- Gameboy Advance
- Gameboy Advance SP
- Gameboy Colour
- Gameboy Pocket
- Nintendo 64
- Nintendo DS
- Nintendo DS Lite
- Nintendo DSi
- Nintendo Gamecube
- Nintendo Wii
- PC
- Playstation 3
- Xbox 360

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