This is where I say something to make it obvious I don't have any sense of sarcasm, humor or the ability to use bbcode, as is obvious from linking to this http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Denkai/why-infamous-is-better-then-prototype--136213.phtml. Or do, and then you could just click here for reference.

1. Alex Mercer isn't a pussy:

Cole is better because he runs on superior hardware that allows you to experience EMOTIONS! Not fun, as videogames are usually meant for. EMOTION! [INFAMOUS] has a much better storyline because you shoot people with lightning from a mile away. Then you repeat that.

2. Chain link fences:

Realism is awesome and since I went to middle school, I am an expert on electricity and how it interacts with metallic objects. Obviously since you are all xbots, you do not know this or you wouldn't have bought a RRODbox LOL!

I will conclude this by ignoring that even though it wasn't even a real "point" in Jim's writeup, you don't want artificial barriers when you can't run up a building to elbow drop a hobo with a rifle behind a fence.

3. Upgrades:

I will concede this point to distract people from thinking I am a fanboy

4. Prototype isn't spelled all stupid:

[INFAMOUS] looks way better! And it's not on the 360!

And stupider isn't a word you dumb fuck: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/stupider. Even a 14 year old girl can use google!

5. Enemy variety:

Since the definition of more is hard to grasp, I will say something weird like this: Prototype has more variety but COMPLAIN COMPLAIN it's only 3 types. Which means [INFAMOUS] has even less types.

6. The Prototype comic book has an awesome rapetrap story in it:

If you like Mature games, you are going to be a murderer. Jack Thompson and FOX news say so, hence it must be true. Murderer! MURDERER!



7. Running up buildings > Climbing like a spastic monkey:

Once again, back to the realism thing. Jim is fat and therefore can't climb buildings like all less fat people powered by the superior Cell processor who can. LOL!

8. Water:

Wow, think game play. What fun is it when you can regenerate your health in cover. I don't like pussy because I love the cock. Only when it's black though. Like my PS3!

9. The head of developer Sucker Punch is racist:

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10. Final Fantasy XIII is coming to the Xbox 360:

And finally, look at "sells" for both games seeing as XIII has nothing to do with this article that is not a review. XIII being either the old PC/xbox1 FPS, the comic, the miniseries or a kind of tiger creature.

11. (my own think tank here.)

In my opinion prOTOTYPE has better game mechanics, but a shitty story line and half ass excuses for why they wanted to throw in a feature. prOTOTYPE is to 360 what Vista is to Windows. Because it has DX10 support, shoddy drivers and is marginally harder to pirate. Just like Prototype. Except that you can pirate Prototype. Compared to Windows. Just like Leopard compared to Apple OS. Xbot.

[INFAMOUS] has better graphics which makes it a better game, although it has slightly less game mechanics. I would rather play a game with slightly more game mechanics than slightly less. In short, they are both good but prOTOTYPE is like a Dynasty Warriors sandbox games, meaning that it is completely unthinkable to me that Jim would prefer this game to [INFAMOUS}

DERP PS3 RULEZ 360 IS GHEY. PENIS.