You may have heard about this super-cliquey group of people. They spam the cblogs with eDrama.

They call themselves the Cockblock Marauders and you might have noticed crap like serious video bitchfests at new people, or Killzone 2 updates that nobody cares about. They have total attention whores that spam multiple times in a row with pictures of hot poses because of boobs, do generic fail comments in other people's cblogs, and have a generally appalling taste in humor while being total Sony fanboys. One in particular really hates gaming and especially online gaming, while another fought against Japanese colonialism in Korea.

There's some lulzless white trash 30+ guy that is just hated all around, because his parents give him tons of money all the time. Let's not forget that corporate sellout who always posts Amazon prices because they pay him for it.

Finally, there seems to be a online addict that just never misses anything and a guy that is trying to get his best friend Jack of No Trades into their uber clique.




These lulz criminals of the Cblogs can be identified as such:











But that would be too easy, too... normal. There has to be a pattern behind all of this. Some algorithmic design...








What? It is almost starting to make sense, but it's just out of reach. Just out of the perception of what can be possible. Could there be a supreme Overlord behind all of this?

















Oh god.








It all makes sense now:














NOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....