Welcome to the guide for the Unofficial Destructoid IRC channel. You may have heard about IRC or seen some banners in the profiles of a couple of community members. IRC is an easy way to communicate with other community members, especially if you are bored at work and can't use a headset for
Vent.
This guide will cover a variety of things, from what program to use to how to connect and finally what advanced methods you can use. Go to Part 1 or Part 2 depending on if you use a PC or a Mac. If you are new or if you have been in the channel a couple of times, you might want to check out Part 3 for IRC basics. If you are a regular, you should definitely check out Part 4.
Everyone should read Part 5!
Contents:
Part 1: IRC on Windows: mIRC / X-Chat 2 / Trillian / Pidgin / browser based IRC
Part 2: IRC on Mac: Colloquy / Ircle
Part 3: IRC basics
Part 4: IRC advanced methods
Part 5: Rules and etiquette
Part 1: IRC on Windows
If you don't have an IRC client yet, install
mIRC or the open source alternative
X-Chat 2.
mIRC is recommended because it offers the many options and is pretty easy to get the hang of. Most people in the channel are using it, which is useful in case you need any help with anything. mIRC is not entirely free, so you need to find a not-serial on the internets if you don't want a "Trial over" popup after a week or so. However, if you just wait a couple of seconds and press OK, you can use it as if it were registered so it's not that big of a deal. Other than that, you won't lose any functionality by not entering a serial/purchasing it, so the mIRC trial is still recommended over X-Chat 2 if you are new to the whole thing.
- Go to
Section A for a mIRC guide to connecting or go to
Section B for an X-Chat 2 guide.
- If you already have
Trillian or
Pidgin installed, go to the relevant guide section at
Section C and
Section D.
- If you don't want to install a program, or can't at work, go to the browser-based IRC section at
Section E.
Section A: mIRC
0. Start up mIRC!
1. Go to
Options
2. Go to the
Servers menu
3. Select
Dynastynet: Random server from the dropdown box.
4. If it's not there, select
Add and fill in the details, or edit the details of some random server, as follows:
5. When you are done, go to the
Connect menu in the same
Options menu, just 1 option above the
Servers menu. Enter your
Dtoid nickname here. Insert a fake Full Name and e-mail address. The "Alternative:" box is just a way to have a second nickname in case you can't use your normal nickname for some reason.
6. Close the
Options menu and select the little lightning symbol in the top-left.
7. You are now connected to the server, yay! Type in
/join #destructoid to join the channel.
A WINNAR IS YOU! It should look a bit like this, only not in glorious 550p :
Note: I'm not ThuperHardcore, these are just old screenshots :P
Section B: X-Chat 2
0. Once installed, open the
X-Chat 2 program. You should see something like this:
Fill in whatever names and nicks you want.
1. Dynastynet is not a standard server in the list, so you'll have to add it first.
2.
Rename the network to Dynastynet or just Destructoid or something, whatever will make you remember where you kept it. Your new network will stay on the top of the list regardless of name.
3.
Edit your just added network.
4. Now enter irc.dynastynet.net where "newserver/6667" used to stand. If it keeps changing back to "newserver/6667", just press enter after typing it in and it will accept it. Add #destructoid at
Channels to Join. Ignore the rest of the options if you don't know what they are. It should look like this:
5. Close the edit window and press
Connect in the previous window. You will now join the channel:
6. If you close down the program and you chose to not show the server list on startup, it doesn't automatically join the room again. You can select Server > Reconnect to get back to the server list and press connect to get back in action.
SWEET!
Section C: Trillan
Trillian opens the IRC window in a separate window, so there isn't really any reason to use this program over mIRC. You end up with two windows for IM and IRC in both cases.., But here we go anyway:
1. Go to the far-right icon in Trillian and select
Manage Connections like this:
2. Alternatively, or if this button isn't there, go to the
Manage Connections menu in the usual way:
If IRC is not among the connections to manage, add it under
plugins first: Go to
Trillian preferences, then select
Plugins:
3. Now that you are in the Manage Connections menu, select
Add new connection >
IRC
4. Enter some name, irc.dynastynet.net:6667 for server, a nickname and some other crap. In this case, the box with ProfPew will be your nickname:
5. Now that you've entered all the info, click on
Connect, close the window and go back to the Trillian main window. Click on the
IRC button again. Now select
Join a channel
6. Enter "#destructoid" in the
Join Channel box. If all went well, you should have a new window like this:
AMAZING!
Section D: Pidgin
1. When you first start pidgin, you should see the following window. Click
Add.
2. Select
IRC as protocol.
3. Enter the nickname you want to chat with and the server info as follows (no that is not a drawing of a boob next to 3!):
4. Save your info. Close the buddy list and the other windows, so you only have the IRC window in front of you. Type /join #destructoid in the bottom box. Press enter.
5. Now you are in the channel, just ignore all the crap tabs that pidgin throws at you and go to the #destructoid tab. You can now talk! But you are still using Pidgin to do it! Booooo...
Section E: Using your browser / Firefox plugin
Java chat
If you don't want a standalone client, you can use the browser-based
Java chat at the
Dynastynet website. Just enter a name and "destructoid" as the room name. Without the quotes of course..
Mibbit
Another option is to go to
mibbit.com and select Dynastynet.net as server. This will take you to a new page where you enter your nick and #destructoid as room:
Mibbit looks a bit better than the Java chat too:
Chatzilla
You can also install the
Chatzilla plugin
here. After installing it and restarting Firefox (boo!), open the plugin from the Tools menu.
1. Change your nick to your Dtoid nick. If you don't have one, please go back to joystiq.com?
2. Type
/server irc.dynastynet.net, press enter
Now type
/join #destructoid where you just typed /server and....
SUCCESS!!
If you want to change other things in Chatzilla, look on the
official Chatzilla FAQ for more info. After you are done reading this guide of course!
Part 2: IRC on Mac (by Necros)
Unfortunately, the best IRC client, mIRC, is Windows-only. If you're a Mac user, you should be used to dealing with disappointment in exchange for your fancy visual interfaces, so get over it and try out some alternative programs. If you're looking for a mIRC-like experience, your best bet is probably
Ircle. The one drawback is that you need to pay for it after 30 days or else you can't do much of anything, so either pony up the cash for a program that's never updated or find a not-crack.
Otherwise, you've got a few options from some lesser-known clients, such as
Colloquy and
X-Chat Aqua, which operates in a similar manner to its Windows-based cousin. There are probably a few more, but the ones I cover here should be fine. You can also use the same Java-based chat options that are covered in Windows Section E, both the actual website of
DynastyNet and
mibbit.com; just follow the earlier directions. Also, as far as I know,
Chatzilla works fine for the OS X flavor of Firefox, so go to Windows Section E and do the same thing, but with a shiny white mouse.
Section A: Ircle
0. Start up Ircle and you'll see four windows pop up.
For a full sized image of what it looks like, click here
This is the configuration I use, at least. The
Console is in the upper left and is where you see all your server messages show up. The
Inputline for typing is in the bottom left. The window in the upper right is the
Userlist for a channel once you're connected.
1. Below that is the
Connections window, which is where you're going to want to start, so select the first connection and click
Edit.
2. It will bring up the above window, specifically
Identity. Under
Server, click on Select. DynastyNet is usually not there, so click
Add and make it look like the following screen:
3. Back on your
Connections preferences window, fill in your
Nickname and
Username (just put in the same thing).
4. Enter a
Password. This won't do anything right now, but if you decide to register your nickname on the DynastyNet server, this will save you the trouble of adding a password later.
5. Check
Auto connect to server. This means you will connect to DynastyNet every time you start up Ircle.
6. At the top of the
Connection preferences window, switch to
Autoexec:
7. Type in "/join #destructoid" without the quotes, then hit
OK.
8. All options should be closed and you should once again only have the first four windows visible. (Keep in mind that anything other than the console and channel windows will only appear if Ircle is on top of your other windows, so as to reduce clutter.) Your nickname should now be listed as the first connection in the
Connections window, so click
Connect.
For a full sized image of what it looks like, click here
9. See that new window full of green automated text pop up in the upper left corner? That's the
Channel window. You're in!
Section B: Colloquy
0. Start up Colloquy and you'll see this start-up window:
1. Enter your
Nickname.
2. Under
Chat Server, enter "irc.dynastynet.net" without the quotes.
3. Click
Details. This will open the rest of the settings.
4. Check
Remember this connection.
5. Under
Username, enter the same thing as your
Nickname, then hit
Connect.
6. Your
Connections screen will now have the server entered. In the upper right, click on
Info.
7. At the top of this new screen, click on
Automatic.
8. Check both
Connect on launch and
Open console on connect.
9. Under
Join Rooms, enter "#destructoid" (no quotes), then close the window.
10. On your
Connections screen, hit
Connect.
11. As you connect, a bunch of notice screen will pop up on your right. You can just click on them to make them disappear. (If they bother you, there's a way to make notices appear in the console.)
For a full sized image of what it looks like, click here
12. The screen above will appear, and you're in! Click the down arrow in the side bar to see who is in the channel, then consider going to preferences to customize the appearance, which can range from iChat-like bubbles to pure old-school text.
Part 3: IRC basics
Now that you are all set up, you're ready to go. You may want to check out a couple of things if you are planning on staying though. If you are not very tech savvy at all, you can ignore this part and just have fun in chatting :)
Registering your nick
You can register your nickname so others can't steal it. Although that almost never happens *cough*, it also allows you to be added to a list of regulars in the channel. Once you become a regular, that is. Luckily, registering is not that hard:
1. Anywhere in mIRC (or other clients): when you are connected, type: "
/ns register password email" without the quotes and starting with a /. As long as you start any line of text with a / , it doesn't go into the chat window. Of course, 'password' means your password of choice, and 'email' means your email.
If you are not sure about typing your personal info in the #destructoid room without fucking up, most clients have a status window or tab where you can play around at your leisure without noticing it.
2. You'll get an email with a confirmation, the nick is now yours.
3. To prove you are indeed the owner of the nick, you need to identify by typing /ns identify password. You need to do this every time you connect or change your nick back to the one you identified (after you took on a different nick for instance)! This can get tiresome after a couple of times, so there is a shortcut to this that will be covered in
Part 3: Advanced methods.
4. If you are a regular, ask King Necros to add you to the list of autovoiced people and you will receive "voice' whenever you join the channel after you've identified yourself. It sounds harder than it is, just follow the steps and don't worry about it.
5. If you don't identify yourself within 90 seconds after connecting to the server, Dynastynet will gheyly change your nick to Dyn_User923895 or something. This happens so that other people can't steal your nick. If this happens, type /nick your_nickname and you will change your nickname back to what it was. You still have to identify or it will change your nick back to the Dyn_User923427 crap.
Practical IRC workings
In the channel's user list, you will see that some people have a symbol in front of their name. This shows who are
Ops (@name),
Half-Ops (%name) and
Voiced members (+name). Ops and Half-Ops are the IRC police or gods. They might kick you if you fail, ban you if you fail consistently and they set the topic for the channel. Having "Voice" (+) doesn't really do anything except that in the case of spamming, the channel can be set to +m(oderated). This means that all people except for those with Voice can't say anything.
In practice, it's only used for showing who is a regular and who took the trouble to register his nick.
/me commands
Every line you start with /me will let you do an 'action'. This is basically just a way of doing other stuff than just talking. So let's say you type /me sexually assaults Necros' sister, this will results in the line "YOURNAME sexually assaults Necros' sister" in another color. It never gets old.
/nick command
You can change your nickname at any time using the command:
/nick "newnickname"
Karma and quotes
There is a karmabot in the channel: AlsoCocks, which collects quotes and karma.
Karma is a rating you can give to any word. It's just a way to keep track of what the crowd thinks is cool, over a period of time. There is a 20 second delay between karma changes as a spam protection.
The commands are:
!karma "word" : to see the current karma for any thing
!word++ : to add +1 to any thing
!word-- : to add -1 to any thing
If you down the karma Christian Bale, you automatically fail.
Quotes can be added and viewed like this:
!quote : for a random quote
!quote "word" : for a quote containing "word"
!addquote quote : to add a quote. Note that if you copy paste a number of lines straight from irc, only the top line gets added because of the break between lines. You can add anything with any number of words and numbers, as long as there is no enter/break between them.
Part 4: IRC advanced methods
If you are a regular or you want to set everything up straight away, here are some extra tips for when you are using mIRC. There are probably ways to do it in the other programs, but you can probably figure them out yourselves. If you use Chatzilla, go
here for a guide.
Auto joining on startup
Go to mIRC Options > Options. Here you can check the boxes for
connect on startup and
reconnect on disconnection. They do exactly what the words mean. Psh, semantics!
Auto joining the channel on connecting
1. In the same Options window, click on Perform
2. Under "Perform commands:", type "/ns identify password" so that the moment you connect, you will identify yourself
3. Also add "/join #destructoid" here, under the identify line.
4. Check the "Enable perform on connect" box. This will automatically execute whatever commands you entered in the Perform box. Now you'll automatically get into the channel as a registered member in the future!
Aliases (or shortcuts)
An alias is basically a shortcut for a command that can be configured in any way you like. They work as follows: you start by giving a command that you want to use as a shortcut, say /emo. You can tell mIRC to do something whenever you type /emo, for instance you can have it do /msg #destructoid Snaileb makes all emo's cry. This way, whenever you type /emo it will make you say "Snaileb makes all emo's cry" in the channel. Easy no?
First, click on the green /a icon in the 1st row of icons:
Now fill in some crap you want as shortcuts, here are some example ones of the kind that I could use:
This way, you can always reconnect if you get disconnected or something. You can also identify yourself without having to type in all that stuff again. And you can easily change your nick back without typing /nick Nickname.
Play around with this if you want, but try not to disrupt any communication in the channel. If you want, you can always /join #dtoidtest and play around there if you are not sure what something does.
Auto-rejoin and Highlighting:
You can make your nickname show up with a different color in mIRC, to make it easier to notice when someone is asking you something or whatever. It's also a good idea to enable auto-rejoin in case you get kicked for some reason. To enable this:
1. Go to mIRC options (View > Options, or the hammer+folder button near the top-left)
2. Go to the
IRC section in the list on the left.
3. Check "Auto-rejoin channel on invite" and "Rejoin channel when kicked" to make things easier
4. Go to the
Highlight section under
IRC
5. Check "Enable highlighting"
6. Click on "Add" to add your nickname and assign a color and/or sound, whatever you like.
7. You can add as many things as you want with various reasons. If you want to play a sound of a groaning Chad whenever someone says "rape", go right ahead!
Part 5: Rules and etiquette
Ok, this part should be pretty easy. There shouldn't really be a need for any rules for
most of the community here at Dtoid, but from now on we will have some anyway. Obey these rules, which are subject to interpretation by the ops (Necros, ProfPew, Coonskin, RiserGlen) and half-ops (Hitogoroshi, itemforty):
1. Don't suck!
2. Don't be a negative nancy "ALL" of the time. Sure everyone get pissed at one thing or another at times, and discussions are encouraged. People are gonna disagree with you. Just don't get pissy and turn into a broken record ;)
This is not just for any person, it's just a general rule to fall back on without the need for endless bitching back and forth.
3. Don't ask for ops, Necros gets enough rape from hot otaku girls so NO, you don't have anything to offer him!
4. Don't abuse karma by upping or downing something. We can just reset it anyway so it's useless to try
5. Don't add lame quotes. Please...
6. This IRC channel is not a safe haven for failed community members. You can set up your own little room and go cry in a corner there.
7. People will rape you many times!
Kicks are for the lulz, for you fucking up while toying around and/or for failing. Usually it's just lulz or a mix between the three. Don't whine about it or you'll break Rule 1.
Finally, let it be known that the IRC channel is
unofficial. This means that you don't go and run to CTZ to whine if you failed and got kicked/banned. It also means that no topic is taboo, unless you are just there to hate on Dtoid. Finally, please don't come to bitch about community members you don't like. If you have a problem with someone, deal with that person directly or don't deal with it at all; just don't complain about it everyday.
This concludes the guide on most of the things you will need for IRCing on the Unofficial Destructoid Channel. Feel free to join at any time and have fun!
Thanks Necros for the Mac sections, Coonskin for final feedback and everybody who has been active from the beginning of post-Bluewolf IRC and stuck around to this day!!
!cuna++
It's...It's so beautiful... /me cries a single tear
This was well worth the 7+ months it took to get together :D
NO THERE IS NO LINUX GUIDE!
!Mexcellent++
Oh shi--! Necros did the tutorial at last!
!ProfPew++
!Necros++
Truly the next great literary masterpiece has been revealed here among the community blogs.
Really nice guide!
!cuna++
I am ecremento, this is how my name is spelled.
Yay its about time, also linux users can get xchat easy enough, and then just that part of the guide.
Come join us!
awesome Pew, thanks for posting this up.
Awesome guide! I wasn't aware of the dtoid irc server. Looks like I have a new place to lurk.
Good job there pew :D
Awesome job, Pew.
And King Necros, if you're reading this, some voice for Spartacus would be excellent.
/me rapes Pew
Be warned of the links we post on there. Some you will like, some will make you cry.
Can't wait for the noobies to show up.
No need for linux guide; Pidgin is installed on most distros by default, and if not, it's easy to get.
tagged for later. I can't do this at work
You should put a link to this in your profile/sidebar, Pew. Just sayin'...
wow. that is a very complete guide.
Good idea Sharpless aka He-who-never-can-be-found-in-IRC :)
Old and busted.
Thanks for the guide PewPew!
Oh yeah, I'm off today... why the hell aren't I on IRC?
Great guide
Needs more BAWS though
So basically....the rules for Vent also apply for IRC? "Dont fail?"
!quote 990
@Pew
People with Linux should be smart enough to get on IRC by themselves :P
@Yash: yeah, we just added a couple of rules so we can refer people/new people to them and save tiresome discussions in the future. All of vent is welcome too of course, just like all of IRC would all be welcome on vent ;)
woaahhh, damn this is a good guide. I don't see how ANYONE can't join the dtoid (unofficial) IRC. Hell, this helped me out too.
And yeah, I know I don't get on that much. I'm... "busy".
Wow...very comprehensive guide there!
*thumbs up!*
Cool, maybe I will not be lazy and hit up IRC. I already had mIRC installed, it's just been a LONG time.
Very nice.
Loved that one.
Would read again.
!IRC guide++
Glad to see you guys finally finished it.
My god, took you long enough Pew. Nice job!
if i break every rule at once will you be able to stop me?
Amazing!
Also, Mac users, I definitely suggest Colloquy.
yay i got it to work within minutes:)
tl;dr but i got the point. Good yob Pew
I tried getting on IRC one time, and I did get into the room, but nobody was there. When are people usually on?
@Topgeargorilla: Hmm, usually the only time it is that quiet is during 4-8am EST times and sometimes in the weekends. A lot of people get bored during the US work hours, or at night.
I already know how to use IRC, but excellent in depth write up, Pew. *applauds*
you forgot a irssi-howto! ( though people using that prolly won't need one anyway :-) )
The IRC-channel is great! everybody should come and hang out there :-)
I often think about connecting to vent/IRC but all that typing gets in the way of my chronic masturbation and could become messy. I'm also pretty sure that leaving vent transmission on auto and making sex noises wouldn't be appreciated.
hmm well I may have a look at some point but I can't be sure I won't break the first etiquette rule.
Prof Pew I luv you. Change your damn banner!
!IRCdtoid++
!ProfPew++
You forgot about the "be gay or GTFO" rule. People joining must meet the required gayness quota.
thanks Pew and Necros! I haz irc on my mac now.
!Bob's sister++
@Pew
People can't find me anywhere, dude. I'm the fucking Batman.