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Before we begin, I need to make one thing absolutely clear: I do not enjoy bashing pop groups. I'm not one of those guys who takes great pleasure in coming up with profane puns to mock the lyrics of a song I hate, and I take no glee in ripping something to shreds -- especially if that song is created by a very small team of black female singers, working for little to no pride at all.

Even with that in mind, however, I have to say this: Destiny's Child is the worst R&B groups I've heard in several years.



Let's start with the most superficial, and work upward. The girls, one might think, look great: Beyonce's boobs feel sort of like Tim Burton mixed with someone who isn't as breathtakingly pretentious or gloomy as Tim Burton, and, in screenshots, the girls looks awfully beautiful.

Unfortunately, the girls only look good in screenshots. In motion, the girls looks as good as, if not worse than, most flash games you might find on Newgrounds.

But let's forget the girls for a second, and talk about the producers.


Let’s talk about how at first we started out real cool, taking me places I ain't never been. But now you’re getting comfortable, ain't doing those things that you did no more! Now that you are out of my life, I'm so much better. You thought that I'd be poorer without ya, but I'm $4,50 richer. You thought that I'd be sad without ya, I laugh harder. You thought I wouldn't grow without ya, now I'm wiser.

Let’s talk about how someone likes to go “Say my name”. How someone would do discussions by going all ‘bad game No No No No No, good game Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!’. Cause this thing didn’t get 11/10 and some people need their Jumpin Jumpin. More than 33% of the time when we dance to your song.


Just you know, tell me how you feel about this. What rating would you want if you would wanna live? You may have worked hard and sacrificed to get what you get. Dude it ain’t easy being independent.

Let’s talk about how all the people, who are independent; throw your hands up at me. All the coders, who get blamed for your shit: throw your hands up at me! All the gamers, who truly feel me, throw your hands up at meeee! Girl I didn't know you could get reviews like that, Conrad how your ratings get down like that.

Baby can you handle this. Baby, can you handle this? I don't think you can handle this...

Can you fix the game? Can you fix the WiiWare game? Can you fix the butthurt tone? Then maybe we can chill. I don’t think you do, so you and me are through.

Although I’m still interested in the WiiWare thing. It sounds like bounce baby, bounce, bo-bounce bounce, bo-bounce. Twirk it twirk it! Shake baby, shake sha-shake shake. Work it work it! Twist baby, twist tw-twist! You better dip that thing.

Whatever you do, don't buy songs from this group. In fact, don't even say its name, for that might give its already unholy form power.

Final Verdict: 1.0/10 (you a bug a boo, a bug a boo)