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So against better judgment, I have been playing this ill begotten WiiWare game (and against better judgment, I'm admitting that to all of you), just to see what it's like. Don't look at me like that, I'm going to pay for it when it comes out in the United States, I just couldn't wait that long to try it out. And also against better judgment, I have gone online with the game to compete against other players to see what that is like. I just don't have a lot of good judgment lately.
But I figured I'd share my findings with everyone if you're interested. I have competed against five players. Every one of them appears to have been a middle aged woman. I can't say for sure, as all I have to base that on is the appearance of the Miis that I compete against. But you know how normally, young girls make their Miis uber-kawaii? Well, none of these Miis were even slightly kawaii... They were kind of drab. It's interesting because I think many Americans have a tendency to make their Miis look younger than they actually are in real life, whereas perhaps Japanese women that I played against seem to go for a more realistic representation of themselves. I can't make that a general observation based on the five Miis that I witnessed, just a specific observation to what I've seen so far. But the most shameful part of my post is this: I've gotten my ass handed to me on several occasions by these women. I'm not ashamed to have been beaten by a female, I'm simply ashamed that I'm not nearly as good of a Dr. Mario player as I thought I was. I tend to set up elaborate cascading chains, a technique that I perfected in Super Puzzle Fighter. But that has proven to be a very bad strategy because by the time I finally perform a four chain, eliminating 4 or 5 viruses in the process, my opponent is nearly half finished with her viruses, and could care less about the few random pieces that are about the fall down. PRO TIP: Push up to make a pill instantly drop to the floor. Sorry... I miss Pro Tips.
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My Aunt is absolutely sick at Dr. Mario. She can destroy that game.
You're getting your ass beat. Deal with it.
You suck.
Cougar time?
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