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PrinceofCannedPeaches | 11:46 AM on 04.13.2008 9 comments


I've always been a huge fan of Charles Bukowski's poetry (if you want to call it that). Simple language, simple style, simple scheme, and it packs so much unbelievable fervor and energy. Well, it just so happened I had Bethesda's upcoming sequel [need I use the name?] in mind as I read this poem of his.

"Dinosauria, We"
Born into this
Into this
As the chalk faces smile
As Mrs. Death laughs
As the elevators break
As political landscapes dissolve
As the supermarket bag boy holds a college degree
As the oily fish spit out their oily prey
As the sun is masked
We are
Born like this
Into this
Into these carefully mad wars
Into the sight of broken factory windows of emptiness
Into bars where people no longer speak to each other
Into fist fights that end as shootings and knifings

Born into this
[i]Into hospitals which are so expensive that it’s cheaper to die
Into lawyers who charge so much it’s cheaper to plead guilty
Into a country where the jails are full and the madhouses closed
Into a place where the masses elevate fools into rich heroes

Born into this
Walking and living through this
Dying because of this
Muted because of this

Castrated
Debauched
Disinherited
Because of this

Fooled by this
Used by this
Pissed on by this
Made crazy and sick by this
Made violent
Made inhuman
By this

The heart is blackened
The fingers reach for the throat
The gun
The knife
The bomb
The fingers reach toward an unresponsive god
The fingers reach for the bottle
The pill
The powder

We are born into this sorrowful deadliness
We are born into a government 60 years in debt
That soon will be unable to even pay the interest on that debt
And the banks will burn
Money will be useless
There will be open and unpunished murder in the streets
It will be guns and roving mobs
Land will be useless
Food will become a diminishing return
Nuclear power will be taken over by the many
Explosions will continually shake the earth
Radiated robot men will stalk each other
The rich and the chosen will watch from space platforms
Dante’s Inferno will be made to look like a children’s playground
The sun will not be seen and it will always be night

Trees will die
All vegetation will die
Radiated men will eat the flesh of radiated men
The sea will be poisoned
The lakes and rivers will vanish
Rain will be the new gold
The rotting bodies of men and animals will stink in the dark wind
The last few survivors will be overtaken by new and hideous diseases
And the space platforms will be destroyed by attrition
The petering out of supplies
The natural effect of general decay

And there will be the most beautiful silence never heard
Born out of that.
The sun still hidden there
Awaiting the next chapter.

And I swear to GOD, Bethesda, if some part of this doesn't appear in the game, I will sacrifice a bloody cow.

Maybe I just have an overactive imagination, but I imagine this: An empty and desolate landscape, buildings collapsing in fragments of unused marble, a song of plain sorrow played upon by a solitary violin. These verses float, in hushed and reverent speech, over the long-past catastrophe.

Maybe Ian McKellen says them. Maybe not.

Do it, you bastards.



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Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 12:06
Aerox
Any poem with castration gets an A+ from me.

And also from Gloria Gelder.
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 12:28
Tragic Hero
Great poetry. Not cryptic like Yeats and his work.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 12:41
Holyetheline
I like the poem. skillfully written
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 12:43
007
Damn that's good. Bethesda really needs to read this.
myaimistrue's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 12:45
myaimistrue
Great fit! And yes, Charles Bukowski is probably one of the top three authors of the last century. Yes, that good. And a role model for us all to boot!
Gasekura's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 01:04
Gasekura
Holy shit, When you mentioned Bethesda and I read some of these lines I had flashbacks to the notes you'd find in Morrowind written by the various cults and whatnot about Dagoth Ur and Daedroth Lords.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2008 05:29
Eschatos
Cue: This game will suck no matter what!!11
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