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No. Goddamned. Way.
PrinceofCannedPeaches \| 4:12 PM on 02.13.2008	19 comments

A lot of you have probably played Offroad Velociraptor Safari, seeing as it's free and you're cheap. And I know, while you were playing it, you probably thought: "Hitting raptors with a sodding jeep! This is the best thing that's ever happened to me aside from discovering that women have vaginas! It simply can't get any better than this!"

Well, guess what, bitches?

It just did. Flashbang Studios, makers of the now-notorious Velociraptor Safari FREE FUCKING ONLINE GAME GO PLAY IT NOW, have announced their next title: Jetpack Brontosaurus. That's right. Jetpack Brontosaurus. Commence creaming in 3.

Props to TIGsource.com for the tip.

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19 comments | showing # 1 to 19

Tino says:
(# 0) on 02/13/2008 16:20

Holy crap.

Silverback 55 says:
(# 1) on 02/13/2008 16:23

These developers are saints.

MrSadistic says:
(# 2) on 02/13/2008 16:23

I think that game could very well cause some sort of time paradox which will make the Earth explode.

Hamza CTZ Aziz says:
(# 3) on 02/13/2008 16:25

Yeah, I saw this earlier today too. Can't wait to front page this when there's more info.

PrinceofCannedPeaches says:
(# 4) on 02/13/2008 16:27

I'll keep the post updated as shit comes down the pipe. Until then, all I know is Jurassic Park ain't got nothin' on this.

blehman says:
(# 5) on 02/13/2008 16:29

Holy shit. A jetpack brontosaurus.

MaxVest says:
(# 6) on 02/13/2008 16:31

Too bad brontosauri weren't carnivorous.

UNTIL NOW.

Justin Villasenor says:
(# 7) on 02/13/2008 16:42

What dinosaur and piece of technology will they stick together next?

SourGr8pes says:
(# 8) on 02/13/2008 16:48

Are these guys reading my dream journal?!

Guagloves says:
(# 9) on 02/13/2008 16:50

EPIC!

Clockwork says:
(# 10) on 02/13/2008 16:50

My mind can't comprehend how awesome this will be. Hell, that picture is fucking awesome already.

McSnow says:
(# 11) on 02/13/2008 16:51

Flashbang Studios, showing Touchstone how to make a real dinosaur game.

Hamza CTZ Aziz says:
(# 12) on 02/13/2008 16:51

Fuck it, I'm covering this now. I'll give you credit too Prince, just for the hell of it ;)

WastelandTraveler says:
(# 13) on 02/13/2008 16:56

oh my god this is the 2nd most amazing thing ive seen these guys make!

angusm says:
(# 14) on 02/13/2008 18:08

OH SHIT!

CaffeinePowered says:
(# 15) on 02/13/2008 18:50

Oh My God

Eschatos says:
(# 16) on 02/13/2008 18:53

Playing now!

Matthew Flashbang says:
(# 17) on 02/13/2008 23:06

Thanks for the love, guys! I also commented on the frontpage post...

Fading Star says:
(# 18) on 03/28/2008 08:20

Neat.

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