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A lot of you have probably played Offroad Velociraptor Safari, seeing as it's free and you're cheap. And I know, while you were playing it, you probably thought: "Hitting raptors with a sodding jeep! This is the best thing that's ever happened to me aside from discovering that women have vaginas! It simply can't get any better than this!"

Well, guess what, bitches?

It just did. Flashbang Studios, makers of the now-notorious Velociraptor Safari FREE FUCKING ONLINE GAME GO PLAY IT NOW, have announced their next title: Jetpack Brontosaurus. That's right. Jetpack Brontosaurus. Commence creaming in 3.

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