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No. Goddamned. Way.
PrinceofCannedPeaches \| 4:12 PM on 02.13.2008	19 comments

A lot of you have probably played Offroad Velociraptor Safari, seeing as it's free and you're cheap. And I know, while you were playing it, you probably thought: "Hitting raptors with a sodding jeep! This is the best thing that's ever happened to me aside from discovering that women have vaginas! It simply can't get any better than this!"

Well, guess what, bitches?

It just did. Flashbang Studios, makers of the now-notorious Velociraptor Safari FREE FUCKING ONLINE GAME GO PLAY IT NOW, have announced their next title: Jetpack Brontosaurus. That's right. Jetpack Brontosaurus. Commence creaming in 3.

Props to TIGsource.com for the tip.

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19 comments | showing # 1 to 19

Tino

Holy crap.

Silverback 55

These developers are saints.

MrSadistic

I think that game could very well cause some sort of time paradox which will make the Earth explode.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Yeah, I saw this earlier today too. Can't wait to front page this when there's more info.

PrinceofCannedPeaches

I'll keep the post updated as shit comes down the pipe. Until then, all I know is Jurassic Park ain't got nothin' on this.

blehman

Holy shit. A jetpack brontosaurus.

MaxVest

Too bad brontosauri weren't carnivorous.

UNTIL NOW.

Justin Villasenor

What dinosaur and piece of technology will they stick together next?

SourGr8pes

Are these guys reading my dream journal?!

Guagloves

EPIC!

Clockwork

My mind can't comprehend how awesome this will be. Hell, that picture is fucking awesome already.

McSnow

Flashbang Studios, showing Touchstone how to make a real dinosaur game.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Fuck it, I'm covering this now. I'll give you credit too Prince, just for the hell of it ;)

WastelandTraveler

oh my god this is the 2nd most amazing thing ive seen these guys make!

angusm

OH SHIT!

CaffeinePowered

Oh My God

Eschatos

Playing now!

Matthew Flashbang

Thanks for the love, guys! I also commented on the frontpage post...

Fading Star

Neat.

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