Santa has been decommissioned, due to SPIES SAPPIN MAH SANTA. In lieu of his belly fulla centipedes, we have replaced him with:
Well, Destructmas morning has come and gone - the pixelves are on a well-earned break, Mr. Destructoid and his Chariot of Pwn are contentedly hovering over satisfied towns across the world, watching the jubilant boys and girls open their Destructmas boxes of STFUAJPG and chow down on a breakfast of hearty Destructmas OMGWTFBBQ.
So, my question to you, Destructoid Army, is: what did Mr. Destructoid bring for you this Destructmas morning?
MERRY DESTRUCTMAS
to all, and to all a good New Gear!
And Koobert's family lives on the Quebec / Ontario border, which is about 3000 miles away.
Merry Destructmas, nonetheless.