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3:22 PM on 06.25.2009

Money Well Unspent: Battlefield Heroes and the Rise of the "Gateway Game"

Like a lot of current-day gamers, I cut my online teeth on developer Jagex's pay-premium title Runescape. The formula was, perhaps, not a new one, but it worked: free access to start with, but you have to pay cash to do any...   read

6:39 PM on 11.03.2008

Fallout 3: Life in the Post-Apocalypse

Oblivion's problems were never really about the combat. They were about much bigger reasons that were much more distasteful, sweeping things like story and characters. And in those departments, it seems Bethesda's finally do...   read

5:25 PM on 10.01.2008

The Fear: The Art of Making You Piss Yourself

As a medium, games have an unprecedented ability to manipulate. Control isn't a one-way street; with total access to all your unconditioned animal responses, video games are a canvas for truly telling forays into what we are ...   read

9:04 PM on 05.06.2008

Best of Craigslist: Dearest Gamestop Girl

Dearest GameStop Girl, When I walked into your store that fateful Tuesday, I expected only to find a smattering of half-decent titles tucked back there amongst the used 360 games. Instead I found you, surrounded by a beam ...   read

12:11 AM on 05.04.2008

Roundtable: 2007 - the Best Year in Gaming?

Spotted this during one of my late night trips on StumbleUpon. Now, I watched intently and found myself nodding a lot, and up until number one, the only thing I found myself thinking was "Where is 2007?". With a tremendou...   read

3:20 PM on 04.17.2008

When Did THIS Happen?

Via TheMinusWorld. Notice the shirt. How come everybody else knows about these things before I do?   read

11:46 AM on 04.13.2008

To Bethesda Softworks: THIS IS YOUR TAGLINE!

I've always been a huge fan of Charles Bukowski's poetry (if you want to call it that). Simple language, simple style, simple scheme, and it packs so much unbelievable fervor and energy. Well, it just so happened I had Bethes...   read

9:49 PM on 04.07.2008

NQVGR: Now THAT'S How You Use Wildlife!

William Singlagah, a 28-year-old New Zealander, went above and beoynd to express his fury towards a 15-year-old agitator in Wellington. For lack of a better weapon, he picked up and heaved-to with a nearby hedgehog, strikin...   read

4:02 PM on 04.04.2008

AVATARTASTIC:Half-Life 2 Up For Grabs

I've had this gift copy of Half-Life 2 lying around on Steam since I bought The Orange Box, and I've been trying to give it away to close friends of mine but none of them have decent PCs, just out-of-box pieces of shite. So,...   read

11:11 PM on 03.30.2008


It's fucking Hayden Chris Hansen.   read

7:32 PM on 03.30.2008

Not My Turning Point Gaming Rig - My Cat is on All Three of Her Last Legs Edition

I love lava lamps. I hope beyond hope that somebody at Western is from Dtoid, so I'll know somebody when I go there. We can PNAR at a NARP. I'll buy the beer. Or find it, at least. He really does, you should trust him. This only happens when my processor is under load, for some reason. Not part of my rig, but she spends enough time in there.   read

6:56 AM on 03.30.2008

SSBB Lyrics - Omelet F***ing Prevails

Saw this on Newgrounds very recently, a very satisfying Stumble from StumbleUpon. The creator says the original lyrics are such: Audi famam illius. I have heard of his rumor. Solus in hostes ruit He alone rushed into his ...   read

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