The following are some poems that I had up on other gaming websites. After updates in their websites deleted my blogs, I just forgot about these poems for a while
While I was cleaning up files in my laptop (I know, cool right?) I came across these poems again, and thought why not?
This batch of haiku is the first on my list of video game poetry. I saved several blogs of mine, all describing video games in poetry format. Most are haiku collection, with some katauta and video game limericks thrown in.
This first list of poems is some haiku about everyone's favorite plumber, Mario. I hope you enjoy, and if you do, I'll try and get some more of my blogs back up over the next few weeks.
By the way, if you don't know haiku is a short, three line poem, where the lines have 5, 7, and then 5 syllables.
It’s Bowser again
His army swarms the kingdom
We need a plumber!
Crushing innocent creatures
Beneath his fat ass
Nintendo shall rule
Microsoft and Sony sucks
So says the fanboys
Then why aren’t you helping her?
Go fuck yourself toad
And the Super Nintendo
Sega’s end draws near
A turtle can fly?
Leafs turn you into raccoons?
Just what did I smoke?
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