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I'm a Newfoundlander who loves video games of all types, from old to new. A quick list of some of my favorite franchises include:
- Super Mario
- Fallout
- Elder Scrolls
- Half Life
- Legend of Zelda
- Mega Man
- StarCraft
- Metal Gear
- Metroid
- Castlevania

Right now I'm in university. The only next gen console I own at the moment is an Xbox 360. My gamertag is "TheRetroCactus."

Cheers!
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Hey there!

Moving on to one of my personal favorite franchises since I was an adolescent. I hope you enjoy this set of haiku, about Capcom's survival-horror franchise.

Cheers!
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Resident Evil
It scares the shit out of me
So here's some haiku

So enjoy some more
Of my … Oh shit! He bit me
I need some...Ugh...Brains!

What am I eating?
The master of unlocking
Jill sandwich it is

Chris Redfield in 5
He buffed up rather quickly
I want his workout

These zombies scare me
I was hoping this would be
Kind of like “Thriller”

A survival game?
My movement speaks otherwise
I move like a tank

Here come the zombies
The apocalypse is here
Gunshots fill the air


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Next Blog: The Legend of Zelda Haiku (Coming Soon!!!)

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Hey there!

I hope you enjoyed my last blog. These poems that I am reuploading on the internet are pretty old, with these earlier ones being some of my first poems.

At any rate, I give you my next blog, which is haiku about Final Fantasy, that classic RPG franchise. I hope you enjoy it.

Cheer!
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Squaresofts empire
Was built on the foundation
Of a fantasy

Final Fantasy
Today we will pay tribute
To Squares best franchise

A Great RPG
That’s anything but final
Same as these Haikus

No technology
A medieval time, but we
Somehow have airships

Son of Jenova
Embarks on a killing spree
Mom issues, perhaps?

Chimera strikes first
My party just stands there, with
A thumb up their ass

English test marked “F”
How can that possibly be?
Blizzaga is wrong?

Auron approaches
A calm and brooding badass?
That’s never been done


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Previous Blog: Super Mario Haiku

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Hey There!

The following are some poems that I had up on other gaming websites. After updates in their websites deleted my blogs, I just forgot about these poems for a while

While I was cleaning up files in my laptop (I know, cool right?) I came across these poems again, and thought why not?

This batch of haiku is the first on my list of video game poetry. I saved several blogs of mine, all describing video games in poetry format. Most are haiku collection, with some katauta and video game limericks thrown in.

This first list of poems is some haiku about everyone's favorite plumber, Mario. I hope you enjoy, and if you do, I'll try and get some more of my blogs back up over the next few weeks.

By the way, if you don't know haiku is a short, three line poem, where the lines have 5, 7, and then 5 syllables.

Cheer!

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It’s Bowser again
His army swarms the kingdom
We need a plumber!


Sadistic pleasure
Crushing innocent creatures
Beneath his fat ass


Nintendo shall rule
Microsoft and Sony sucks
So says the fanboys


Another castle?
Then why aren’t you helping her?
Go fuck yourself toad


Mario World
And the Super Nintendo
Sega’s end draws near


A turtle can fly?
Leafs turn you into raccoons?
Just what did I smoke?


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Next Blog: Final Fantasy Haiku

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