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(Please note: This is not on the move "Lift" it's on the English (UK) definition of lift or an American elevator)
Nearly everyone likes Mass Effect for their own reasons. Either it's the characters, the plot, the action, the exploration, the conversation trees, the freedom to be good or evil or more than likely a combination of the above. But anyone who has ever put the disc in their drive hates the fucking lifts.
For the first hour or less of the game, you wander around the Normandy and then Eden Prime killing Geth and Husks and talking to Joker. It's a great experience and it even brings in the narrative with Saren entering the fray. Hell it's so good it introduces the whole fricking universe with Mass Relays, Spectres, Alien races the whole shebang. It's a really compelling, perfectly executed opening mission. Then you go to the Citadel to hear about the fallout from the mission. And here's where things begin to go sour.
Depending on how well you know the game you can either last 5 minutes or the entire Citadel section without stepping in a box of loading doom, but when you do all the game's momentum comes to a screeching halt. On my most recent playthrough I managed to avoid all of the evil beings by using fast travel instead. UNTIL, I had to get to the Normandy from C-Sec Academy. And my god the sheer evil of the lifts is horiffic. They take so goddamn long you understand why they put muzak in real life lifts and although the news bulletins are fed into the lifts occasionally are interesting when they're about your exploits, they never make up for the sheer boredom that some of them create.
The worst instance of these hideous contraptions is in Novaria. You're tasked with finding a keycard that'll open up the garage so you can take the Mako out to Peak 15 so that you can get to Saren's right hand woman. To get said keycard you must 1) take a lift up to the main lobby, 2) take a lift up to the hotel bar. 3) take the lift back to the lobby. 4) take the lift to the offices. 5) take the lift back to the lobby 6) take the lift back to the bar. 7) take the lift back to the lobby and garage. 7 instances of lifts WITHOUT any side quests. And that's the minimum, if you get lost at all add at least 4 more to that and with side quests at least another 10. And some of these take up to 45 seconds. Add in the fact that Novaria isn't the only place with lifts then they truly become a fucking pain.
The lifts are so fucking terrible in fact that they move SLOWER than real life lifts. This doesn't even make sense. Why the fuck would lifts in the future be slower than ones we have now? Especially the one on the Normandy, eurgh. That one's like a padded cell of boredom. A padded cell would be more fun because at least you could move around in it. Probably in a straight jacket but movement nonetheless.
Anyways. The lifts suck. I hate them.
[PS. My mate Alex has informed me that if you are playing on the PC version and install to an SSD, the lifts barely make a dent on the experience.] read