I think this has probably been done before, but ... tough shit.
'Twas the Night Before Smash Bros.
'Twas the night before Smash Bros, and all through the night
All gamers collectively itched for a fight
Pre-order receipts were all gathered with care
In hopes that a copy for each would be there
The British wept hard, and some Yanks hung their heads
While visions of Mega Man danced in their heads
But most of the gamers were quick out the door
Elated, excited, joy literally in-store
Away to the mall we all flew in a flash
And stood long in line, one for credit or cash
When what, to my wondering eyes, finally came
But a smiling young man who was holding my game!
There's Zelda, and Bowser, Star Fox and Luigi!
There's Ness, Marth, and Sonic, there's Gannon and Yoshi!
To the front of the line, and then out with our haul
Let's dash away, dash away, dash to play Brawl!
But we shouted out loud, as we drove out of sight
Happy Brawl Day to all, and to all a good fight!
* Apologies to Clement Clarke Moore.
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sure you get releases for 8 diffrent platforms but they are all pretty mediocre