I've been too generous to Sonic.

"Maybe Shadow the Hedgehog will be fun..."
"Sonic Riders could be neat..."
"How bad can Sonic on the 360 be?"

Luckily, I never bought any of those games, but they did make me facepalm. Hard.

So when Bioware announced a Sonic RPG awhile back, I groaned. Just drop the fucking mascot for...10 years...then revive him after you've learned a thing or two.

Bioware decided to take things the fangame route this time. Titled "Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood", I'm expecting fursonas on par with Marcus the Hedgehog.

But that's not worries me, what guaranteed that the game wasn't even worth pirating was the description:

Sonic Chronicles will be made by BioWare (Knights of the Old Republic) for the Nintendo DS, and it looks like a brand new era for the hedgehog, one full of engaging story, and one where the hedgehog slows things down a bit so you really get inside the narrative. Yes, you exchange eye-popping speed for an immersive experience.

Basically, Sonic '06 was such a deep experience that they just wanted to take the bestiality even further. Expect lots of Rule 34 and SUPER DARK STORY.

Anyways, the new Nintendo Power has more on the game (because so many people outside of fanboys read that magazine, right?), or you can check the little tidbit on the game here:

http://www.vh1gamebreak.com/2008/01/bioware-on-the.html

Go nuts. I know Sega has.