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Phist | 6:19 PM on 11.12.2007 29 comments




In WalMart's new holiday circular, they attempt to be racially cutting-edge and show you how to Wii it up.




The director of the shoot found it essential to have the hipster catalog models hold the Wiimotes with 2 hands. Can I Table Tennis Wii 2 handz??

Two-fold fail.



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Lithium's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 18:21
Lithium
lmfao

Nice find
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 18:23
Clockwork
Psh, there's no way they're gonna put topspin on that.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 18:24
wardrox
isn't that how everybody holds them?
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 18:24
BahamutZero
pshist
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 18:25
Phist
Go hug a tree in a gilly suit, Bahamut.
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 18:26
velcroman
2 hands is cruise control for awesome!

ALSO CAPS LOCK!!!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 18:26
BahamutZero
its called humping
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 18:30
Rockvillian
I think I beat up that kid
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 18:34
BahamutZero
has hamsa seen that hero?
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 18:37
wilbo
lightningbolt!
HawtPawkitHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 18:40
HawtPawkitHero
idunno.
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 18:56
cjpkiller
WHEREZ DA BLACK MENG?
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 19:26
AngelsDontBurn
Maybe they're playing some urinating penis simulator. I mean, look at the way she's holding hers!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 19:37
Bob Muir
What idiots. Everyone knows you hold the wiimote in your mouth.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 19:42
atheistium
lulz
DangerousD's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 19:51
DangerousD
sentoreu string still.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 19:51
Spartacus
I've been enlightened.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 19:52
Eschatos
Just like Masturbation...
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 21:26
Genki-JAM
What makes it even funnier is that the dude is asian XD
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 00:20
GuitarAtomik
Only if you're Asian. It's a secret Wii-Jutsu technique passed down through the centuries.
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 13:06
LarkOhiya
see. i don't do it like that! i have my wife play for me.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2007 12:25
timtheterrible
Looks like they're both trying to change the channel.
pinksage's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 09:04
pinksage
You're not suppose to play with two hands? WOW!
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 09:50
itemforty
Impossible. Anytime I don't use two hands when I play with my Wii, I get charlie horses.

Damn, is that an asian joke? I don't even know anymore.
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 08:16
LarkOhiya
SQWII!!!!!
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 08:17
LarkOhiya
OOPS! This is Lark's wife on his profile, heh heh. ;0
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