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This is how you must waggle
Phist | 6:19 PM on 11.12.2007 29 comments




In WalMart's new holiday circular, they attempt to be racially cutting-edge and show you how to Wii it up.




The director of the shoot found it essential to have the hipster catalog models hold the Wiimotes with 2 hands. Can I Table Tennis Wii 2 handz??

Two-fold fail.



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Lithium's Destructoid Blog
lmfao

Nice find
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Clockwork's Destructoid Blog
Psh, there's no way they're gonna put topspin on that.
wardrox's Destructoid Blog
isn't that how everybody holds them?
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
pshist
Phist's Destructoid Blog
Go hug a tree in a gilly suit, Bahamut.
velcroman's Destructoid Blog
2 hands is cruise control for awesome!

ALSO CAPS LOCK!!!
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
its called humping
Rockvillian's Destructoid Blog
I think I beat up that kid
HawtPawkitHero's Destructoid Blog
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
has hamsa seen that hero?
wilbo's Destructoid Blog
lightningbolt!
HawtPawkitHero's Destructoid Blog
idunno.
cjpkiller's Destructoid Blog
WHEREZ DA BLACK MENG?
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
Maybe they're playing some urinating penis simulator. I mean, look at the way she's holding hers!
Necros's Destructoid Blog
What idiots. Everyone knows you hold the wiimote in your mouth.
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
lulz
DangerousD's Destructoid Blog
sentoreu string still.
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog
I've been enlightened.
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
Just like Masturbation...
Genki-JAM's Destructoid Blog
What makes it even funnier is that the dude is asian XD
GuitarAtomik's Destructoid Blog
Only if you're Asian. It's a secret Wii-Jutsu technique passed down through the centuries.
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
see. i don't do it like that! i have my wife play for me.
timtheterrible's Destructoid Blog
Looks like they're both trying to change the channel.
pinksage's Destructoid Blog
You're not suppose to play with two hands? WOW!
itemforty's Destructoid Blog
Impossible. Anytime I don't use two hands when I play with my Wii, I get charlie horses.

Damn, is that an asian joke? I don't even know anymore.
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
SQWII!!!!!
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
OOPS! This is Lark's wife on his profile, heh heh. ;0


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