Nerf fire vision looks dumb. Moving on....
First off: WEINERS FROM LAST WEEKLE
BIG WEINER: Corduroy Turtle
Runner-ups (in order): Blasto, BrowneyeWinkin and ManWithNoName
For the runners-up, I will contact the first of you and give them the choice between the 3, then the second between the two left, third? You get scraps.
I will send codes via mutated African cave spiders (google that fucker). Tip them well.
Welcome back again to Contest Time. Where I give you herpes! Wait no, that's something else. Here I give you games, yeah games. This time I'm branching off my last contest and going multi-platform with more Resident Evils that aren't 6 (Though Im enjoying 6, for free). In honor of HALLOWEEN (and getting free codes).
What up for grabs:
1st place (1 for each system): Resident Evil 5: Gold
2nd place (1 for each system): Resident Evil 4 HD
3rd place Xbox: Code Veronica X HD.
3rd place PS3: RE: 1-3 PSone Classics.
What must you do? EARN EM. This is the biggest contest I've done yet, so act accordingly. But Mike, how do I earn them, you ask? Genitals, I want 'em you got 'em. Since I'm sure there are laws against sending me genitals though :( you can just make me laugh. Yep I'm going back to that again. But not so simple this time. You may only make me laugh by: picture (drawn/photshopped), home-made video, details of your genitals, or a really funny short story in the comments. Also you can make me happy and gift me Half Minute Hero or Hotline Miami on Steam (the two fucking things I actually asked for, for my bday). Seriously, I take bribes. Either 4 or 5 can be yours for one of those. (I will only allow 1 bribery transaction) Fuck off, it's my contest.
How bizarre, how bizzare
You have until the 24th, winners announced the 25th.