I am 31 and have saggy balls. I'm getting old and I probably hate you. I enjoy watching the weather channel and complaining about grass. I'm raising two kids, working, dealing with life and just trying to do my best with it all. My other interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with my kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various virus samples, stalking Smurfee, thinking about working out, itching my bare butthole and seeing how long I can go, without smelling my finger and Batman. I love old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!
My favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days I'm a filthy game slut. I play it all, I love it all. I'm always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit me up on whatever you see I'm on. I've been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 5 years) and have only started getting involved the past couple years. You can find me lurking mainly in Cblogs and OH. I also do the weekend recaps in Cblogs and have started a podcast called Low(er) Tier. I love you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.
I'm also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit me up, I'm always down to chat.
Runner-ups (in order): Blasto, BrowneyeWinkin and ManWithNoName
For the runners-up, I will contact the first of you and give them the choice between the 3, then the second between the two left, third? You get scraps.
I will send codes via mutated African cave spiders (google that fucker). Tip them well.
Welcome back again to Contest Time. Where I give you herpes! Wait no, that's something else. Here I give you games, yeah games. This time I'm branching off my last contest and going multi-platform with more Resident Evils that aren't 6 (Though Im enjoying 6, for free). In honor of HALLOWEEN (and getting free codes).
What up for grabs:
1st place (1 for each system): Resident Evil 5: Gold
2nd place (1 for each system): Resident Evil 4 HD
3rd place Xbox: Code Veronica X HD.
3rd place PS3: RE: 1-3 PSone Classics.
What must you do? EARN EM. This is the biggest contest I've done yet, so act accordingly. But Mike, how do I earn them, you ask? Genitals, I want 'em you got 'em. Since I'm sure there are laws against sending me genitals though :( you can just make me laugh. Yep I'm going back to that again. But not so simple this time. You may only make me laugh by: picture (drawn/photshopped), home-made video, details of your genitals, or a really funny short story in the comments. Also you can make me happy and gift me Half Minute Hero or Hotline Miami on Steam (the two fucking things I actually asked for, for my bday). Seriously, I take bribes. Either 4 or 5 can be yours for one of those. (I will only allow 1 bribery transaction) Fuck off, it's my contest.
How bizarre, how bizzare
You have until the 24th, winners announced the 25th.