Formerly know as PhilKenSebben. He is now 33 and old. He probably hates you as well. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and is now on Fapcast, led by StriderHoang) and got into development. He says he enjoys nothing, but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various virus samples, stalking Smurfee, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go, without smelling my finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!
His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days He is a filthy game slut. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes though. The replayability makes his dick hard. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 7 years) and have been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Playdate Managing and spreading his AIDS. You can find him lurking mainly in the forums now days, but he checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.
He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat.
Funny that PK493 did a contest today (fingers crossed, I win), but I just got an email from Gamestop Powerup Rewards (come at me bro) and I would also like to run a contest. The prize is:
Just for PowerUp Rewards members, we're giving you a FREE download of the online adventure game RIFT, which includes 30 full days of FREE online gameplay. We could call this a $19.99 value, but any adventurer worth his armor knows it's so much more.
Redeem your unique code with the GameStop PC app, and you can join in all the role-playing action, battling epic beasts across mythical lands. Just note that after that first 30 days, you'll need to purchase a subscription to continue playing.
So yeah, I can't run it (nor do I play mmo's) and it looks cool, so why waste it? Here's an in-game screenshot just in case you're not familiar:
If you're still not sure, here's a Metacritic list of reviews
It did pretty damn great in reviews. So now you're all up to speed on the game, the question remains: What must you do? As much as I'd love to accept sexual favors (looking at you pink robe), I'll settle for a good, hearty laugh. That's right, make me laugh. Not chuckle, LAUGH. Use any means you wish, i.e. joke, picture, drawing, link to a video, etc. Just follow dtoid's rules for posting such things. I don't want anyone getting banned for this. By all means don't keep it clean though. Alright ye scallywags, have at it.