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I am 31 and have saggy balls. I'm getting old and I probably hate you. I enjoy watching the weather channel and complaining about grass. I'm raising two kids, working, dealing with life and just trying to do my best with it all. My other interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with my kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various virus samples, stalking Smurfee, thinking about working out, itching my bare butthole and seeing how long I can go, without smelling my finger and Batman. I love old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

My favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days I'm a filthy game slut. I play it all, I love it all. I'm always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit me up on whatever you see I'm on. I've been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 5 years) and have only started getting involved the past couple years. You can find me lurking mainly in Cblogs and OH. I also do the weekend recaps in Cblogs and have started a podcast called Low(er) Tier. I love you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.

I'm also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit me up, I'm always down to chat.

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	BattleNET:	Never again
	Mii code:	Nope
	Wii U code:	Nah Uh

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Contest Time - For a Month of Rift + Base game

12:47 AM on 07.18.2012

Funny that PK493 did a contest today (fingers crossed, I win), but I just got an email from Gamestop Powerup Rewards (come at me bro) and I would also like to run a contest. The prize is:

Just for PowerUp Rewards members, we're giving you a FREE download of the online adventure game RIFT, which includes 30 full days of FREE online gameplay. We could call this a $19.99 value, but any adventurer worth his armor knows it's so much more.

Redeem your unique code with the GameStop PC app, and you can join in all the role-playing action, battling epic beasts across mythical lands. Just note that after that first 30 days, you'll need to purchase a subscription to continue playing.

So yeah, I can't run it (nor do I play mmo's) and it looks cool, so why waste it? Here's an in-game screenshot just in case you're not familiar:

If you're still not sure, here's a Metacritic list of reviews

It did pretty damn great in reviews. So now you're all up to speed on the game, the question remains: What must you do? As much as I'd love to accept sexual favors (looking at you pink robe), I'll settle for a good, hearty laugh. That's right, make me laugh. Not chuckle, LAUGH. Use any means you wish, i.e. joke, picture, drawing, link to a video, etc. Just follow dtoid's rules for posting such things. I don't want anyone getting banned for this. By all means don't keep it clean though. Alright ye scallywags, have at it.

Contest ends: July 18th @ Midnight PST

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tekbunny

If you don't have or like animals, this will do little for you. Also might mean you have no soul. Choose wisely.

Mr Andy Dixon

Did somebody say pink robe?

Mr Andy Dixon

Not entering the contest, BTW. I received the same freebie you did :)

In fact, I'll just give you mine so you can have a runner-up for your contest as well! Check your PMs.

tekbunny

@randy

Would totally hit #1 and #3. Hard. That's just how I roll. The rest are uggos.

PhilKenSebben

Ladies and Germs, make sure to thank Mr. Andy for that second code. He is awesome. Thanks for the free laugh Dixon.

@Tek: I'm a crazy animal person. I love em more than most people. That was great.

Holly Green

i pooped

...I dont want a code I just wanted to say that

RavePossum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UJ9Ggs3Dkk

:p

tekbunny

My dog always does that kind of shit to one of the cats. Puts his head on them and then runs around it all happy and excited like an idiot as the cat just sits there in a semi tense but mostly annoyed stance. It's like the dog/cat diary thing. Which is also hilarious.

And I have to drop my choice for pic number one randy, I love you and all, and I appreciate the size of your man girth, but look at those big beautiful... Eyes on her.

/chubbychaser

PhilKenSebben

Ended this sucka. Only 2 entries anyways. Congrats to Bunny ala Tek and Possum of the Rave.

Elsa

Nice to have given those codes away! I'm not a PC gamer, but still it's such a nice thought!

RavePossum

Awesome, I've been wanting to try Rift. Thanks!

tekbunny

Thanks, I love you Phil. Naked pics inc.

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