I am 31 and have saggy balls. I'm getting old and I probably hate you. I enjoy watching the weather channel and complaining about grass. I'm raising two kids, working, dealing with life and just trying to do my best with it all. My other interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with my kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various virus samples, stalking Smurfee, thinking about working out, itching my bare butthole and seeing how long I can go, without smelling my finger and Batman. I love old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!
My favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days I'm a filthy game slut. I play it all, I love it all. I'm always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit me up on whatever you see I'm on. I've been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 5 years) and have only started getting involved the past couple years. You can find me lurking mainly in Cblogs and OH. I also do the weekend recaps in Cblogs and have started a podcast called Low(er) Tier. I love you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.
I'm also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit me up, I'm always down to chat.
No this isn't a contest. I would like to draw attention to a couple of games that are completely free. First up is Madfingers second android outing: Dead Trigger. It's a zombie FPS, that plays almost like a horde mode, has bite sized missions and rpg lite elements. It runs off of a semi f2p economy, but you can earn everything and endlessly play missions without having to spend a dime.
As you can see, she's a looker. Designed for Tegra 3 devices, it looks stunning. Even running on low settings with my HTC Sensation, it looks damn good. Controls are handled well and I actually play it almost every day.
Sad thing about Dead Trigger being free, is that it was only made free due to cocksuckers. Originally the game cost $1. One whole fucking dollar. Due to rampant piracy, Madfinger made it free. That really pisses me off. They are a talented team (they also made Shadowgun) and deserve to be paid. I hope they are able to continue develop on android, because I like their games.
Dead Trigger can be obtained (legally) from https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.madfingergames.deadtrigger (Wouldn't let me link it)
Next up is the beta of Unepic.
Unepic is an indie 2D metroidvania, semi-roguelike. You excited yet? This game has had me hooked since I looked it up in the new Indie Royale Bundle this morning. It's fantastic, here is the dtoid review. I had completely forgotten this game existed until today and am sorry I did. Maybe it worked out though, as a lot of things have been patched and tweaked. Besides, look at this boss fight:
Awwww yeah. The full version can be unlocked in-game, or you can buy that awesome royale bundle and get a few other awesome games, such as Oniken. DO IT. But here's the link for Unepic's beta.