Formerly know as PhilKenSebben. He is now 33 and old. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and is now on Fapcast, led by StriderHoang) and got into development. He says he enjoys nothing, but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various virus samples, stalking Smurfee, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go, without smelling my finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!
His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days He is a filthy game slut. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes though. The replayability makes his dick hard. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 7 years) and have been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Playdate Managing and spreading his AIDS. You can find him lurking mainly in the forums now days, but he checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.
He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need.
Winner of McPixel was CheapBossAttack! Cheap was contacted through toilet gnomes, who moonlight as sexual predators. The code will be transmitted through a series of blinks and stares, by a deaf albino midget. I shall be waiting on pics of that pumpkin, Cheap.
Here we go again. This week: Shattered Horizon! I know jack of this game and need some filler, so here's a copypasta from the games Steam page:
Shattered Horizon is an innovative game from Futuremark Games Studio that immerses you in the cold reality of combat in space like no other game before.
This first-person shooter is played entirely in zero gravity. A catastrophic explosion on the Moon has filled near-Earth space with billions of tons of rocky debris. Join intense 32 player battles to control hollowed-out asteroids, huge fragments of Moon rock and the ruined remains of the International Space Station.
With simple and intuitive controls, you have complete freedom of movement in the distinctive zero gravity environments. Not only can you use your rocket pack to fly anywhere but you can also land on any surface to attack your enemies from unexpected angles.
Shattered Horizon challenges you to take your FPS skills to the next level adapting what you have learned on the battlefield to create new tactics in a fully three dimensional battle space.
First-person shooter set in near-Earth space 40 years from now
Experience intense zero gravity combat and complete freedom of movement
Join your friends in action-packed 32 player battles or play against bots in single player mode
Use your rocket pack to fly freely through space and then land on any surface
Engage enemies in furious firefights, or ambush them from unexpected angles
Use tactical grenades to disable electronics, block line of sight or push enemies out from cover
Familiar and intuitive FPS controls let you take full advantage of the zero gravity environments
Astonishing graphics and advanced lighting effects immerse you in the cold reality of combat in space
Evocative soundtrack by Markus “Captain” Kaarlonen from Poets of the Fall
Online leaderboards and extensive personal stats tracking
Sounds pretty cool and damn if it isn't pretty. So let's get to it. To enter just tell me why I should give you this game. Make it funny or make it serious, just freaking do it. Contest ends Monday, Sept. 17th.