I am 31 and have saggy balls. I'm getting old and I probably hate you. I enjoy watching the weather channel and complaining about grass. I'm raising two kids, working, dealing with life and just trying to do my best with it all. My other interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with my kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various virus samples, stalking Smurfee, thinking about working out, itching my bare butthole and seeing how long I can go, without smelling my finger and Batman. I love old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!
My favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days I'm a filthy game slut. I play it all, I love it all. I'm always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit me up on whatever you see I'm on. I've been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 5 years) and have only started getting involved the past couple years. You can find me lurking mainly in Cblogs and OH. I also do the weekend recaps in Cblogs and have started a podcast called Low(er) Tier. I love you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.
I'm also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit me up, I'm always down to chat.
Winner of McPixel was CheapBossAttack! Cheap was contacted through toilet gnomes, who moonlight as sexual predators. The code will be transmitted through a series of blinks and stares, by a deaf albino midget. I shall be waiting on pics of that pumpkin, Cheap.
Here we go again. This week: Shattered Horizon! I know jack of this game and need some filler, so here's a copypasta from the games Steam page:
Shattered Horizon is an innovative game from Futuremark Games Studio that immerses you in the cold reality of combat in space like no other game before.
This first-person shooter is played entirely in zero gravity. A catastrophic explosion on the Moon has filled near-Earth space with billions of tons of rocky debris. Join intense 32 player battles to control hollowed-out asteroids, huge fragments of Moon rock and the ruined remains of the International Space Station.
With simple and intuitive controls, you have complete freedom of movement in the distinctive zero gravity environments. Not only can you use your rocket pack to fly anywhere but you can also land on any surface to attack your enemies from unexpected angles.
Shattered Horizon challenges you to take your FPS skills to the next level adapting what you have learned on the battlefield to create new tactics in a fully three dimensional battle space.
First-person shooter set in near-Earth space 40 years from now
Experience intense zero gravity combat and complete freedom of movement
Join your friends in action-packed 32 player battles or play against bots in single player mode
Use your rocket pack to fly freely through space and then land on any surface
Engage enemies in furious firefights, or ambush them from unexpected angles
Use tactical grenades to disable electronics, block line of sight or push enemies out from cover
Familiar and intuitive FPS controls let you take full advantage of the zero gravity environments
Astonishing graphics and advanced lighting effects immerse you in the cold reality of combat in space
Evocative soundtrack by Markus “Captain” Kaarlonen from Poets of the Fall
Online leaderboards and extensive personal stats tracking
Sounds pretty cool and damn if it isn't pretty. So let's get to it. To enter just tell me why I should give you this game. Make it funny or make it serious, just freaking do it. Contest ends Monday, Sept. 17th.