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How Jim Sterling has Lowered the Bar for Obese Britons
Phantom Spaceman \| 5:43 PM on 03.02.2010	19 comments

-cigar
-machine gun
-witty
-won the war against the Nazis

...70 years later...

-Livestrong bracelet (really?)
-Dynasty Warriors fan
-four point five
-losing the war against fried food

Conclusion: EPIC DOWNGRADE

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15 comments | showing # 1 to 15

Char Aznable

Don't forget Churchill's sweet fuckin' hat. Look at that thing!

Kraid

This is biased.

The battle of Britain was won by the skilled pilots of Royal Air Colette

again biased!

Kraid

oh fuck it.

The Thir13n of Spades

It's pronounced "BIAS".

Xzyliac

So Jim has become an American?

HiddenAHB

What about the monocle? It needs to be considered.

Monodi

@Xzyliac

explain the lack of machine gun in that case.

RenegadePanda

Jim has class, look at all of it.

Of course class is just ass misspelled.

Dv8thwonder

British and a monocule? The mans got it all apparently.

Dv8thwonder

LOL @ my mispelling (damn you Iphone) of monocle, not monocule- definition. A small oned-eyed crustecean.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

That's not a live strong bracelet. That's a bracelet that lets you drink and eat anything in the hotel you're staying at in Cancun. I was there.

Jim Sterling

I was expecting "lowered the bar for games journalism" but I totally called a Cblog telling me I lowered the bar for something. Acceptable.

PappaDukes

How is this not more epic than a machine gun?

I call shenanigans.

IN STERLING WE TRUST!

Danl Haas

Actually, I think that's a rapestrong bracelet. HIS BROTHER WAS A VICTIM OF RAPE, YOU KNOW.

nekobun

One would argue that Jim is winning the war against fanboys.

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