This week it's a content pack for GTA chinatown wars!
craziness? INDEED!
I don't own GTA:CW and haven't used one of these packs, but all the necessary stuff you need to know will be explained.
To enter, send an email to travellors.tale@gmail.com with your dtoid name AND post in the comments with something either amusing or not amusing. Contest is open internationally, but I live in england XD
the winner is chosen at random using microsoft excel, cell A1 which contains =INT(L*(rand()))+1 where L is the number of posts on this topic. Post as much as you want, each one is an entry, but only send one email, please.
3 sets up for grabs this time, so tell your friends and loved ones, hell, even your cat! (I love cats)
swag left to give away:
Chris redfield figure
Chun li figure
Mirrors edge shirt
Majini is swahili for "evil spirit" and "Shujaa" (sheva alomars tattoo) is arabic (yes sheva is muslim, nice touch of irony from capcom to have one of the terrorist fightin protagonists of muslim faith imo considering the ridiculous stigma that is perpetuated in our world today that most muslims support terrorism) for brave/corageous, also our parents think alike (yes i read ur profile!)... now give me muscle mary chris redfield toy! :-p
Oh shit the winners is chosen at random and here i was trying to be all relevant, fuck monkey, also sorry for double posts, i cant help it i is of below average intelligence.
comment spam contest has comment spam? didn't intend or expect that... but looking back over it....
also, the excel formula is for me counting along... I've only just realised there's a post counter HAH! plus, counting helps me neutralise my own posts, though i suppose it landing on me is a re-roll?
@jack kelly: you can join in on the weeks they're up for grabs? it's mirrors edge next week (20th-24th) MEAT redfield, and chun li the next.
DID YOU KNOW? I was originally thinking of sending chun li to chad concelmo, as he is openly a fan of her.
Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock.
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Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo, I'm a farm animal how about you!
Kung Pow: Enter the fist ftw!
Since I'm comment zero, zero may not be a possible result from your MS Excel formula!
Something amusing huh?
An Irishman goes to ask for work at a building site.
The foreman says: "all right, but I need to see if you really know what you're doing. what's the difference between a joist and a girder?"
And the Irishman says: "Joist wrote Ulysses whereas Girder wrote Die Leiden des jungen Werthers"
HOHOHO! My brows are higher than Pete Doherty on a Thursday afternoon.
Majini is swahili for "evil spirit" and "Shujaa" (sheva alomars tattoo) is arabic (yes sheva is muslim, nice touch of irony from capcom to have one of the terrorist fightin protagonists of muslim faith imo considering the ridiculous stigma that is perpetuated in our world today that most muslims support terrorism) for brave/corageous, also our parents think alike (yes i read ur profile!)... now give me muscle mary chris redfield toy! :-p
Chun li has massive thighs cos akiman (her creator) likes his womens that way, now give me thunder thighs toy! :-p
Free running was heavily influenced by "Parkour" (the art of movement) created by stuntman David Belle, now give me Mirrors edge T shirt! :-p
Chun li has such huge thighs because Akiman (her creator) prefers his womens that way, now give me thunder thighs toy! :-p
Oh shit the winners is chosen at random and here i was trying to be all relevant, fuck monkey, also sorry for double posts, i cant help it i is of below average intelligence.
Pfft, JK is pulling the statistics.
One per user I think is fair.
Just thought I would mention that free running is parkour, there is no difference - Well, unless you're a prick, that is.
oi im not a prick, i just read what it says on wikipedia, not trying to pull the stats half left, i thought it was best answer wins.
Pretty cool info about Majini there Half Left!
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comment spam contest has comment spam? didn't intend or expect that... but looking back over it....
also, the excel formula is for me counting along... I've only just realised there's a post counter HAH! plus, counting helps me neutralise my own posts, though i suppose it landing on me is a re-roll?
@jack kelly: you can join in on the weeks they're up for grabs? it's mirrors edge next week (20th-24th) MEAT redfield, and chun li the next.
DID YOU KNOW? I was originally thinking of sending chun li to chad concelmo, as he is openly a fan of her.
my funny bone broke.
DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING
Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock.