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CONTEST: Grab your Johnson and join in with us!
Phalanxxx | 4:32 PM on 09.28.2009 16 comments


Sgt. Johnson is the cigar-chompingest ass-whoopingest marine there ever was.

If you missed out on his glorious visage in your ODST, then I'm here to say the LAST five people to comment on whenever I look at this post on Friday October the 2nd each get a download code.

People who post something amusing or cute also get entered for the consolation prize; a download code for Johnson and a Transformers T-shirt.

Consolation prize is open internationally, I'll post the results Friday.

DID YOU KNOW: Due to radiation leaking out of plasma grenades, Johnson acquired both his unstable personality and immunity to flood spores.



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the guy with the hat's Destructoid Blog
How generous of you! I allready have my sgt johnson but there can never be too many sgt johnsons in the world
nukka jdav's Destructoid Blog
Sgt Johnson?

More like, Jgt Sohnson.
KelvinG's Destructoid Blog
I'm in, got to get a code for my friend since he won't be getting ODST until november
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
Man......
The Bez's Destructoid Blog
Sorry bleh but Imma bump you away
Phalanxxx's Destructoid Blog
peeps be sticking together; with only 6 entries, everyone's a winner baby!
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
I'm gonna fap to that just to steal Blehman's Johnson!
kandenkiller's Destructoid Blog
Are we allowed to post more than once?
Knives's Destructoid Blog
yay winning!
Phalanxxx's Destructoid Blog
post as often as you want. like ebay.
The Bez's Destructoid Blog
Bumping myself back :D
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
Sometimes when you start Halo 3 on legendary and the Arbiter says the Brutes have their scent, Johnson replies with "They must love the smell of Bulgari. Yeah, that's right I'm doing a little bit of product placement. I gotta get paid, too, you know!"

I shit you not.
Knives's Destructoid Blog
I just finished odst :), like 10 mins ago
kandenkiller's Destructoid Blog
@Knives, did you play through Co-Op or Single Player. When I played I played Co-Op with my brother and I think it might have diminished the atmosphere.


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