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CONTEST: Grab your Johnson and join in with us!
Phalanxxx | 4:32 PM on 09.28.2009 16 comments


Sgt. Johnson is the cigar-chompingest ass-whoopingest marine there ever was.

If you missed out on his glorious visage in your ODST, then I'm here to say the LAST five people to comment on whenever I look at this post on Friday October the 2nd each get a download code.

People who post something amusing or cute also get entered for the consolation prize; a download code for Johnson and a Transformers T-shirt.

Consolation prize is open internationally, I'll post the results Friday.

DID YOU KNOW: Due to radiation leaking out of plasma grenades, Johnson acquired both his unstable personality and immunity to flood spores.



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the guy with the hat's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2009 17:01
the guy with the hat
How generous of you! I allready have my sgt johnson but there can never be too many sgt johnsons in the world
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2009 17:18
nukka jdav
Sgt Johnson?

More like, Jgt Sohnson.
KelvinG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2009 18:09
KelvinG
I'm in, got to get a code for my friend since he won't be getting ODST until november
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2009 19:22
Kryptinite
Man......
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2009 19:51
The Bez
Sorry bleh but Imma bump you away
Phalanxxx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 07:21
Phalanxxx
peeps be sticking together; with only 6 entries, everyone's a winner baby!
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 11:00
Naim Master
I'm gonna fap to that just to steal Blehman's Johnson!
kandenkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2009 17:30
kandenkiller
Are we allowed to post more than once?
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 01:53
Knivy
yay winning!
Phalanxxx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 04:14
Phalanxxx
post as often as you want. like ebay.
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 11:03
The Bez
Bumping myself back :D
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2009 01:38
Puppy Licks
Sometimes when you start Halo 3 on legendary and the Arbiter says the Brutes have their scent, Johnson replies with "They must love the smell of Bulgari. Yeah, that's right I'm doing a little bit of product placement. I gotta get paid, too, you know!"

I shit you not.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2009 05:44
Knivy
I just finished odst :), like 10 mins ago
kandenkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2009 09:13
kandenkiller
@Knives, did you play through Co-Op or Single Player. When I played I played Co-Op with my brother and I think it might have diminished the atmosphere.
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