You know, that this was bound to happen. And we "finally" got one.

Clean Keeper is more or less your typical dating game, though the dating part is heavily cut off and made simple for your typical Wii user, but with added action sequences, where you clean anime girls. Interested? Yes, of course you are, pervert.

I'm pretty sure nobody really cares about the story, but I'll put it here anyway. You are some guy Kuro at some school and there you meet several girls, who are actually Clean Fighter, not unlikely to your Sailor Senshi in Sailor Moon. Every Clean Fighter has a small sidekick in form of a Clean Fairy. Of course there is also a evil queen with some underlings, who like to keep things dirty. Yeah, the story is pretty bad, but who cares about that anyway.


Your Clean Fighters in their school uniforms.

So after a lot of full voiced dialogue and some choices, where you want to go, you are thrown into a battle. Battles are divided in attack phases and defense phases. In the attack phase you are trying to keep the enemy clean. After cleaning some spots of the enemy your Clean Fighter can unleash some special, that will clean some other spots instantly. Every Clean Fighter has a certain Wiimote motion for cleaning, so prepare for some waggling. In the defense phase you are cleaning your Clean Fighter with some tools you collect throughout the game. Those tools range from a brush or a paper fan to a whip or even a vibrator, because nothing keeps a girl cleaner than a vibrator. Once you get the hang of this mini game, it can actually be finished in a single attack phase.

After you finish a fight, you get a CG as a present for all your hard work like this

This is as saucy as it gets.

or this

I like ice cream.

The game never gets really explicit, because it's a Wii game and Nintendo won't allow actually sex games on their Wii. Also unlike the DokiDokiShinpan games for the DS, there aren't any bouncing breasts in this game, because the graphics are very static.

I played through the whole game, that is actually quite short with only 9 chapters. Although the game is super easy and the battles are always the same, I kinda enjoyed myself for an hour or so.


And a trailer for you.